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giddyup jingletorbs
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
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weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
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giddyup jingletorbs @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · Apr 26
in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin
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bogbird.bsky.social
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
acab includes deedee megadoodoo
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
vecna sounds like an insurance company
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
lawful good -BUT- we have a twin bed directly next to our full bed just for the dogs, and that goes into the corner, kinda making the whole MegaBed setup true neutral
ayeyoworm.blacksky.app 👑 AyeYoWorm ➡️ Blerdron✊🏾(🐻 11-5) 🎅🏾🎄 @ayeyoworm.blacksky.app · 1d
How do yall have your beds set up???

I’m true neutral.
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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surletable.bsky.social
remote-viewing banana walnut bread
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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kimmalien.bsky.social
They should make a Nintendo69
June 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
possibly open to learning how to shut the fuck up
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
trans siberian gorechestra
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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nocontroller.bsky.social
Piano with a whammy bar
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
much like arizona and hawaii, I don’t recognize new years. it’s 1997 as far as I’m concerned
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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particledogs.bsky.social
experts are saying this could be the last day of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
it’s the last day of 2025 to listen to our album. you can still listen to it next year but it’s the last day of this year you can do it. so you gotta take advantage of that
so you keep your eyes closed at the end, by weepcar
5 track album
oneauxrecordings.bandcamp.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
I want a hipaa violation for christmas
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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crannyboy.bsky.social
I bet a alien will come down to earth next year and become a new celebrity
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
Cider-Man
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
blue man onion
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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R u ever at a bar and thinking “it smells like a wet dog in here” and it’s cause there’s a wet dog in here
May 9, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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bogbird.bsky.social
digital drawing. a cat sitting behind a window that’s distorting the image of the cat. the cat looks squiggly and the eyes are misshapen photo of a cat sitting behind a window that’s distorting the image of the cat. the cat looks squiggly and the eyes are misshapen
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
joy to the whirled
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
hi, I’m mathrew
Whataburger receipt with my name wildly misspelled
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
cyst and decease
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
wanna put my poster’s heart in a toaster
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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mmmtorbs.bsky.social
bread like a bowl
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
mmmtorbs.bsky.social
the gaudybard
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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🎶come on baby do the jack-off-motion🎶
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM