Cranny the Entertainer
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indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
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To: my amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
To: my amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
I'm lucky to be eating the world's biggest blooming onion ever recorded in history at the Texas roadhouse
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm lucky to be eating the world's biggest blooming onion ever recorded in history at the Texas roadhouse
If I only had a bae
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If I only had a bae
Whats everybody's UV index
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Whats everybody's UV index
Your giving me a million reasons to be pissed the fuck off! - lady gaga if she was punk rock 🤘
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Your giving me a million reasons to be pissed the fuck off! - lady gaga if she was punk rock 🤘
Let's get this into the cultural zeitgeist
click links is my eat dirt
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Let's get this into the cultural zeitgeist
Why don't you click a link
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Why don't you click a link
Watching a compilation of ICE agents brutalizing citizens: why are men
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Watching a compilation of ICE agents brutalizing citizens: why are men
I that that I am changing into a beast
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I that that I am changing into a beast
When the situationship gives you the ick that's when you know it's time to scram
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
When the situationship gives you the ick that's when you know it's time to scram
My icky situationship is lowkey capping!
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My icky situationship is lowkey capping!
What's the deal with ex-situationships? Why do they tend to give us the ick 😂
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What's the deal with ex-situationships? Why do they tend to give us the ick 😂
A man a cran a canal Panama
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
A man a cran a canal Panama
My ex-situationship derpina is giving me the ick
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
My ex-situationship derpina is giving me the ick
Reposted by Cranny the Entertainer
[Q]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
[Q]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
Joining us today is the alien that crash landed on earth last night
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Joining us today is the alien that crash landed on earth last night
We need a new 'dcast to entertain the masses
January 29, 2026 at 6:34 AM
We need a new 'dcast to entertain the masses
Am I allowed to get loved
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Am I allowed to get loved
These balls run deep
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
These balls run deep
Was going to make a joke saying "I like ICE now" but I know some of y'all would flip your damn lid !
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Was going to make a joke saying "I like ICE now" but I know some of y'all would flip your damn lid !
I lowkey felt off
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I lowkey felt off
Reposted by Cranny the Entertainer
Me and Hugo are debating over whether Bruce Springsteen is The Boss. Basically he doesn't believe me that they are one in the same...
June 28, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Me and Hugo are debating over whether Bruce Springsteen is The Boss. Basically he doesn't believe me that they are one in the same...
Reposted by Cranny the Entertainer
When Bruce Springsteen aka the boss said "what else can we do now except roll down the windows and let the wind blow back your hair" I felt that...
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When Bruce Springsteen aka the boss said "what else can we do now except roll down the windows and let the wind blow back your hair" I felt that...
I guess it's 40 years gone by now
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I guess it's 40 years gone by now