Cranny the Entertainer
@crannyboy.bsky.social
indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
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Do you mind if I ache for your tender touch?
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Do you mind if I ache for your tender touch?
My buddy said he's planning to be completely wrought with wanton desire for valentines day
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My buddy said he's planning to be completely wrought with wanton desire for valentines day
I hope everybody in the world is sick with desire this v day
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I hope everybody in the world is sick with desire this v day
Live each day as if you're going to get murdered soon
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Live each day as if you're going to get murdered soon
You never know if you're gonna go and get killed
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
You never know if you're gonna go and get killed
Guns don't kill people... everything on earth besides guns kills people...
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Guns don't kill people... everything on earth besides guns kills people...
I'm working with experts to fix my website
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'm working with experts to fix my website
My impulse is to act strange.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My impulse is to act strange.
The world is a grey alien
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The world is a grey alien
Producer: walk hot
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Producer: walk hot
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
Don't be a motha, man just give the guy his french fries
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Don't be a motha, man just give the guy his french fries
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Sooo apparently I've had powers laying dormant within me for my entire life....
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Sooo apparently I've had powers laying dormant within me for my entire life....
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They've made movies about me in the past to be honest it's just another one of those things at this point for me. Just see your face on the silver screen like it ain't no thang..
September 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
They've made movies about me in the past to be honest it's just another one of those things at this point for me. Just see your face on the silver screen like it ain't no thang..
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Starseeds do your thang!
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Starseeds do your thang!
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I don't support anyone's rights anymore. Not my thang...
June 28, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I don't support anyone's rights anymore. Not my thang...
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Sometimes I'll put my car in drive and just let it do its thang
April 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sometimes I'll put my car in drive and just let it do its thang
My brainiac mate is telling us that he's seen all of this before and that there's going to come a great awakening
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My brainiac mate is telling us that he's seen all of this before and that there's going to come a great awakening
Yeah i was radicalized by my high school buddies
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Yeah i was radicalized by my high school buddies
Soak me in brine
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Soak me in brine
We love Donald Trump more than anything and we hope he doesn't keel over any time soon! (😉)
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We love Donald Trump more than anything and we hope he doesn't keel over any time soon! (😉)
I just saw an ICE agent come into consciousness and point his own gun at himself when he realized who he was
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I just saw an ICE agent come into consciousness and point his own gun at himself when he realized who he was
ICE agent suddenly becoming sentient: it bad to kill people?
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
ICE agent suddenly becoming sentient: it bad to kill people?
Just met someone who was somewhat different than me and tried to strangle them
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Just met someone who was somewhat different than me and tried to strangle them
We should all learn to hate each other more
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
We should all learn to hate each other more