Cranny the Entertainer
@crannyboy.bsky.social
indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
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I wish I had superhuman abilities aww man ☹️ nah I'm playing
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I wish I had superhuman abilities aww man ☹️ nah I'm playing
When i was a kid I wanted to be a serpent like creature so that I could slither around in drainage pipes
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
When i was a kid I wanted to be a serpent like creature so that I could slither around in drainage pipes
I'm getting loved all up on by witches
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I'm getting loved all up on by witches
Sir if you're not going to finish that our staff kindly requests you share. They are very hungry
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sir if you're not going to finish that our staff kindly requests you share. They are very hungry
To: my amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
To: my amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
I'm lucky to be eating the world's biggest blooming onion ever recorded in history at the Texas roadhouse
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm lucky to be eating the world's biggest blooming onion ever recorded in history at the Texas roadhouse
If I only had a bae
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If I only had a bae
Whats everybody's UV index
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Whats everybody's UV index
Your giving me a million reasons to be pissed the fuck off! - lady gaga if she was punk rock 🤘
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Your giving me a million reasons to be pissed the fuck off! - lady gaga if she was punk rock 🤘
Let's get this into the cultural zeitgeist
click links is my eat dirt
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Let's get this into the cultural zeitgeist
Why don't you click a link
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Why don't you click a link
Watching a compilation of ICE agents brutalizing citizens: why are men
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Watching a compilation of ICE agents brutalizing citizens: why are men
I that that I am changing into a beast
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I that that I am changing into a beast
When the situationship gives you the ick that's when you know it's time to scram
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
When the situationship gives you the ick that's when you know it's time to scram
My icky situationship is lowkey capping!
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My icky situationship is lowkey capping!
What's the deal with ex-situationships? Why do they tend to give us the ick 😂
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What's the deal with ex-situationships? Why do they tend to give us the ick 😂
A man a cran a canal Panama
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
A man a cran a canal Panama
My ex-situationship derpina is giving me the ick
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
My ex-situationship derpina is giving me the ick
Reposted by Cranny the Entertainer
[Q]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
[Q]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
Do you judge people by the attractiveness of their avatar?
[A]
Ummmm.............*runs away*
[2011]
Joining us today is the alien that crash landed on earth last night
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Joining us today is the alien that crash landed on earth last night
We need a new 'dcast to entertain the masses
January 29, 2026 at 6:34 AM
We need a new 'dcast to entertain the masses
Am I allowed to get loved
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Am I allowed to get loved
These balls run deep
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
These balls run deep
Was going to make a joke saying "I like ICE now" but I know some of y'all would flip your damn lid !
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Was going to make a joke saying "I like ICE now" but I know some of y'all would flip your damn lid !