Cranny the Entertainer
@crannyboy.bsky.social
indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
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How long did something take?
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
How long did something take?
I'm sorry I can't think of anything my brain is completely blank I'm sorry I'm so fucking stupid
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I'm sorry I can't think of anything my brain is completely blank I'm sorry I'm so fucking stupid
Do you guys think ice took down my website
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Do you guys think ice took down my website
ICE should die (the agency)
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 AM
ICE should die (the agency)
The gun shooter atter has logged on
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The gun shooter atter has logged on
They're* not like us. FTFY Mr. Lamar
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
They're* not like us. FTFY Mr. Lamar
Wacced out murals 🤣
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Wacced out murals 🤣
If anyone wants to show me true unconditional love I'll just be hanging out for a couple millennia
January 30, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If anyone wants to show me true unconditional love I'll just be hanging out for a couple millennia
Sitting around waiting until I'm a hundred and fifty years old. Ain't got shit else to do
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Sitting around waiting until I'm a hundred and fifty years old. Ain't got shit else to do
I wish I was a hundred and fifty years oldddd already like come on! I want to be ancient
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I wish I was a hundred and fifty years oldddd already like come on! I want to be ancient
Guy who goes on strike tomorrow but has a blue check on x
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Guy who goes on strike tomorrow but has a blue check on x
Oh I know right about various shit
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Oh I know right about various shit
Listening to the boss!
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Listening to the boss!
I wish I had a gun to shoot evil
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wish I had a gun to shoot evil
I wish I had superhuman abilities aww man ☹️ nah I'm playing
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I wish I had superhuman abilities aww man ☹️ nah I'm playing
When i was a kid I wanted to be a serpent like creature so that I could slither around in drainage pipes
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
When i was a kid I wanted to be a serpent like creature so that I could slither around in drainage pipes
I'm getting loved all up on by witches
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I'm getting loved all up on by witches
Sir if you're not going to finish that our staff kindly requests you share. They are very hungry
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sir if you're not going to finish that our staff kindly requests you share. They are very hungry
To: my amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
To: my amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
From: your amazing friend
I'm lucky to be eating the world's biggest blooming onion ever recorded in history at the Texas roadhouse
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm lucky to be eating the world's biggest blooming onion ever recorded in history at the Texas roadhouse
If I only had a bae
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If I only had a bae
Whats everybody's UV index
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Whats everybody's UV index
Your giving me a million reasons to be pissed the fuck off! - lady gaga if she was punk rock 🤘
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Your giving me a million reasons to be pissed the fuck off! - lady gaga if she was punk rock 🤘
Let's get this into the cultural zeitgeist
click links is my eat dirt
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Let's get this into the cultural zeitgeist
Why don't you click a link
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Why don't you click a link