Cranny the Entertainer
@crannyboy.bsky.social
indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
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I promise my website will work again soon come back later (pinning this for people who come across me and think my website is fake)
The year is 2026: America has become the greatest country in the history of the world
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The year is 2026: America has become the greatest country in the history of the world
You're telling me Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile guy, had files???
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You're telling me Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile guy, had files???
First I'm hearing that Jeffrey Epstein had files
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
First I'm hearing that Jeffrey Epstein had files
Eh it's just not my cup of humor
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Eh it's just not my cup of humor
My coworker was doomscrolling on the clock so my boss shot him to death as per company policy
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My coworker was doomscrolling on the clock so my boss shot him to death as per company policy
Cranny Boy would never have a website --
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Cranny Boy would never have a website --
I promise my website will work again soon come back later (pinning this for people who come across me and think my website is fake)
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I promise my website will work again soon come back later (pinning this for people who come across me and think my website is fake)
Frankly my damn dear, I dont give a shit!
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Frankly my damn dear, I dont give a shit!
How do all feel about me?
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
How do all feel about me?
Ballers rock
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Ballers rock
When I was a kid I used to think I was having a heart attack all the time but I never was
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
When I was a kid I used to think I was having a heart attack all the time but I never was
My opinion is fugget about ice! Capiche!
January 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
My opinion is fugget about ice! Capiche!
Do you mind if I ache for your tender touch?
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Do you mind if I ache for your tender touch?
My buddy said he's planning to be completely wrought with wanton desire for valentines day
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My buddy said he's planning to be completely wrought with wanton desire for valentines day
I hope everybody in the world is sick with desire this v day
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I hope everybody in the world is sick with desire this v day
Live each day as if you're going to get murdered soon
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Live each day as if you're going to get murdered soon
You never know if you're gonna go and get killed
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
You never know if you're gonna go and get killed
Guns don't kill people... everything on earth besides guns kills people...
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Guns don't kill people... everything on earth besides guns kills people...
I'm working with experts to fix my website
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'm working with experts to fix my website
My impulse is to act strange.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My impulse is to act strange.
The world is a grey alien
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The world is a grey alien
Producer: walk hot
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Producer: walk hot
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
Charlie xcx: hold my beer !
Don't be a motha, man just give the guy his french fries
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Don't be a motha, man just give the guy his french fries
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Sooo apparently I've had powers laying dormant within me for my entire life....
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Sooo apparently I've had powers laying dormant within me for my entire life....