Cranny the Entertainer
@crannyboy.bsky.social
indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
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So you think you can tale heavan from hall?
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
So you think you can tale heavan from hall?
Heavan is a place on earth
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Heavan is a place on earth
Just heard about 9/11
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Just heard about 9/11
How is everyone's lives?
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
How is everyone's lives?
Quite literally need to get out of my self imposed isolation chamber nah I'm playing
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Quite literally need to get out of my self imposed isolation chamber nah I'm playing
I can tell you're lying because your name is The Liar
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I can tell you're lying because your name is The Liar
I had a dream that I died and went to heavan and met a angel named Carl's Jr and he gave me a burger
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I had a dream that I died and went to heavan and met a angel named Carl's Jr and he gave me a burger
Bosses should make more money
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Bosses should make more money
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That's one of the dumbest things ever put to paper my boy
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
That's one of the dumbest things ever put to paper my boy
The year is 2026: America has become the greatest country in the history of the world
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The year is 2026: America has become the greatest country in the history of the world
You're telling me Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile guy, had files???
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You're telling me Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile guy, had files???
First I'm hearing that Jeffrey Epstein had files
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
First I'm hearing that Jeffrey Epstein had files
Eh it's just not my cup of humor
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Eh it's just not my cup of humor
My coworker was doomscrolling on the clock so my boss shot him to death as per company policy
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My coworker was doomscrolling on the clock so my boss shot him to death as per company policy
Cranny Boy would never have a website --
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Cranny Boy would never have a website --
I promise my website will work again soon come back later (pinning this for people who come across me and think my website is fake)
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I promise my website will work again soon come back later (pinning this for people who come across me and think my website is fake)
Frankly my damn dear, I dont give a shit!
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Frankly my damn dear, I dont give a shit!
How do all feel about me?
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
How do all feel about me?
Ballers rock
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Ballers rock
When I was a kid I used to think I was having a heart attack all the time but I never was
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
When I was a kid I used to think I was having a heart attack all the time but I never was
My opinion is fugget about ice! Capiche!
January 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
My opinion is fugget about ice! Capiche!
Do you mind if I ache for your tender touch?
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Do you mind if I ache for your tender touch?
My buddy said he's planning to be completely wrought with wanton desire for valentines day
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My buddy said he's planning to be completely wrought with wanton desire for valentines day
I hope everybody in the world is sick with desire this v day
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I hope everybody in the world is sick with desire this v day