Derek
@nocontroller.bsky.social
To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
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Derek
@nocontroller.bsky.social
· Jul 13
The mods always suck, brother
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November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Working with like 4 guys from IT on a problem I could solve myself if I had admin creds
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Working with like 4 guys from IT on a problem I could solve myself if I had admin creds
a sight for sword eyes
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
a sight for sword eyes
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My penis straight up Dickensian
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My penis straight up Dickensian
They crapped you up, dawg—you got crapped up
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They crapped you up, dawg—you got crapped up
Let’s let the past be bygones
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Let’s let the past be bygones
This is a must see for me youtu.be/ZIJezWgFUEY?...
RESURRECTION - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Janus Films
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is a must see for me youtu.be/ZIJezWgFUEY?...
If the racist pedophiles were being nicer to me than the average left leaning person on bluesky, it would set off a couple of red flags for me personally
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If the racist pedophiles were being nicer to me than the average left leaning person on bluesky, it would set off a couple of red flags for me personally
Just an incredible show, wow
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just an incredible show, wow
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discipline and punishment by michel foucault
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
discipline and punishment by michel foucault
I have every Bond movie on Bluray and I am a Bond fan. They’re taking all this too seriously. They could easily just do an “it was a body double” or “Bond is a persona not a person”. These movies are supposed to be over the top fun lol
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I have every Bond movie on Bluray and I am a Bond fan. They’re taking all this too seriously. They could easily just do an “it was a body double” or “Bond is a persona not a person”. These movies are supposed to be over the top fun lol
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Bond girls are named like “February Labia”
April 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bond girls are named like “February Labia”
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very human billionaire’s favorite nonfiction books:
- How to Kill People
- Destroying Earth
- How to Cook Humans
- The 48 Laws of Power
- How to Kill People
- Destroying Earth
- How to Cook Humans
- The 48 Laws of Power
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
very human billionaire’s favorite nonfiction books:
- How to Kill People
- Destroying Earth
- How to Cook Humans
- The 48 Laws of Power
- How to Kill People
- Destroying Earth
- How to Cook Humans
- The 48 Laws of Power
They don’t invite Joyce Carol Oates to roasts because her insult game is too nuclear
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They don’t invite Joyce Carol Oates to roasts because her insult game is too nuclear
ayy quit bustin my ballsh
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ayy quit bustin my ballsh
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you should block will stancil he gets off on the negative attention
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
you should block will stancil he gets off on the negative attention
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Get this senile fuck out of the booth
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Get this senile fuck out of the booth