Emil “Unc Tifa”
@emilhabiibi.bsky.social
Lebanese Diasporite 🇱🇧 • Syntactically Grandpa-Coded • Highly Agreeable ™️ • He🏴 Han🇳🇴 هو🇵🇸 • Moustache Elemental (Chaotic Good+Ordered Neutral) 👨🏻
I, Emil N. Barkaoui, do hereby declare my sovereign intent to secede from the United States
I will be entering myself into the 2026 rookie draft pool for new Provinces to replace Alberta
I will be entering myself into the 2026 rookie draft pool for new Provinces to replace Alberta
This is the insanity that took over the White House.
At home, in Alberta, separatists are dutifully collaborating.
This insanity poses a real national security threat for Canada and, eventually, for the world.
Separatists aren’t just angry convoy truckers, they’re dangerous.
#cdnpoli #ableg
At home, in Alberta, separatists are dutifully collaborating.
This insanity poses a real national security threat for Canada and, eventually, for the world.
Separatists aren’t just angry convoy truckers, they’re dangerous.
#cdnpoli #ableg
Steve Bannon is now openly talking about taking Alberta as the 51rst State, saying it's all he needs right now, instead of all of Canada. I live in Alberta. We will fight this.
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January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I, Emil N. Barkaoui, do hereby declare my sovereign intent to secede from the United States
I will be entering myself into the 2026 rookie draft pool for new Provinces to replace Alberta
I will be entering myself into the 2026 rookie draft pool for new Provinces to replace Alberta
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Hey Jane, calvinball here. I, just like you, am horrified at the current state of politics.
But, we can’t fight these vague battles alone. That’s why I’m reaching out to you personally, to ask for just a small donation of $5.
Join us in the fight against *vague hand waving* all this.
But, we can’t fight these vague battles alone. That’s why I’m reaching out to you personally, to ask for just a small donation of $5.
Join us in the fight against *vague hand waving* all this.
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Hey Jane, calvinball here. I, just like you, am horrified at the current state of politics.
But, we can’t fight these vague battles alone. That’s why I’m reaching out to you personally, to ask for just a small donation of $5.
Join us in the fight against *vague hand waving* all this.
But, we can’t fight these vague battles alone. That’s why I’m reaching out to you personally, to ask for just a small donation of $5.
Join us in the fight against *vague hand waving* all this.
My mom asked me to rehab this philo. monstera from her office and it was COMPLETELY potbound. Look at this damned RootCube™️
I also cut away a combined ~20 ft of air roots. If you see this on a philodendron, it is 💯 a sign that it’s starving and looking for nutrients anywhere it can find them 😰
I also cut away a combined ~20 ft of air roots. If you see this on a philodendron, it is 💯 a sign that it’s starving and looking for nutrients anywhere it can find them 😰
January 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
My mom asked me to rehab this philo. monstera from her office and it was COMPLETELY potbound. Look at this damned RootCube™️
I also cut away a combined ~20 ft of air roots. If you see this on a philodendron, it is 💯 a sign that it’s starving and looking for nutrients anywhere it can find them 😰
I also cut away a combined ~20 ft of air roots. If you see this on a philodendron, it is 💯 a sign that it’s starving and looking for nutrients anywhere it can find them 😰
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Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
Uhhh WHAT 🤨
Either there’s a spyware company operating clandestinely out of a National Historic Landmark or they’re registered under a demonstrably fake address LOL
Either there’s a spyware company operating clandestinely out of a National Historic Landmark or they’re registered under a demonstrably fake address LOL
January 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Uhhh WHAT 🤨
Either there’s a spyware company operating clandestinely out of a National Historic Landmark or they’re registered under a demonstrably fake address LOL
Either there’s a spyware company operating clandestinely out of a National Historic Landmark or they’re registered under a demonstrably fake address LOL
Direct link to map for those wanting to share on mobile (as Google doesn't allow for sharing custom maps outside of its iOS/Android Maps app): www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/v...
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Direct link to map for those wanting to share on mobile (as Google doesn't allow for sharing custom maps outside of its iOS/Android Maps app): www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/v...
FUCK GODDAMNIT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE NOW YOU STUPID FUCKS
ICE OUT OF PELICANTOWN
ICE OUT OF PELICANTOWN
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
FUCK GODDAMNIT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE NOW YOU STUPID FUCKS
ICE OUT OF PELICANTOWN
ICE OUT OF PELICANTOWN
😌🤝🦉
DUOLINGO SAYS FUCK ICE, GENERAL STRIKE
DUOLINGO SAYS FUCK ICE, GENERAL STRIKE
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
😌🤝🦉
DUOLINGO SAYS FUCK ICE, GENERAL STRIKE
DUOLINGO SAYS FUCK ICE, GENERAL STRIKE
My son will be born in roughly 3 months and I’ve got lots of innovative parenting ideas. Follow for more 🤠
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My son will be born in roughly 3 months and I’ve got lots of innovative parenting ideas. Follow for more 🤠
End-stage capital is when you have to go to work while the world is actively on fire 👇
and yes I’m also still VERY MAD that I spent all of lockdown in 2020 consistently putting in 60+ hour weeks (I’m at work right now btw, read into that what you wish)
and yes I’m also still VERY MAD that I spent all of lockdown in 2020 consistently putting in 60+ hour weeks (I’m at work right now btw, read into that what you wish)
incredibly fucked up that we're just supposed to keep going to work and paying our taxes while violent government agents kill our neighbors in the streets
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
End-stage capital is when you have to go to work while the world is actively on fire 👇
and yes I’m also still VERY MAD that I spent all of lockdown in 2020 consistently putting in 60+ hour weeks (I’m at work right now btw, read into that what you wish)
and yes I’m also still VERY MAD that I spent all of lockdown in 2020 consistently putting in 60+ hour weeks (I’m at work right now btw, read into that what you wish)
Welcome to HRD Architectural Associates! I’m Tony Smith, founder and CEO. As you may have heard, HRD stands for Hyatt Regency Disaster, a nod to my proudest career achievement: designing the bridge that collapsed and killed 114 people at the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel in 1981 😌
Just a reminder that the senior VP of Third Way put one of the most embarrassing moments in political history at the top of his bio.
These people do not know how to win.
These people do not know how to win.
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Welcome to HRD Architectural Associates! I’m Tony Smith, founder and CEO. As you may have heard, HRD stands for Hyatt Regency Disaster, a nod to my proudest career achievement: designing the bridge that collapsed and killed 114 people at the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel in 1981 😌
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Rather concerning thing to see on your boss’s calendar
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Rather concerning thing to see on your boss’s calendar
ABSOLUTELY DAMNING analysis by @perezbrenna.bsky.social of Renée Good’s murder.
Jonathan Ross 100% engineered the scenario from start to finish with PREMEDITATED intent to kill. In a free society, he would be sitting in jail awaiting conviction for murder and 25-to-life
youtu.be/BRQeXvzZCzQ?...
Jonathan Ross 100% engineered the scenario from start to finish with PREMEDITATED intent to kill. In a free society, he would be sitting in jail awaiting conviction for murder and 25-to-life
youtu.be/BRQeXvzZCzQ?...
NEW ANGLES: Proving Intent to K*** Renee Good (Analysis)
YouTube video by Brenna Perez
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
ABSOLUTELY DAMNING analysis by @perezbrenna.bsky.social of Renée Good’s murder.
Jonathan Ross 100% engineered the scenario from start to finish with PREMEDITATED intent to kill. In a free society, he would be sitting in jail awaiting conviction for murder and 25-to-life
youtu.be/BRQeXvzZCzQ?...
Jonathan Ross 100% engineered the scenario from start to finish with PREMEDITATED intent to kill. In a free society, he would be sitting in jail awaiting conviction for murder and 25-to-life
youtu.be/BRQeXvzZCzQ?...
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lmfao BITCH LOST AT OOKIE COOKIE
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
lmfao BITCH LOST AT OOKIE COOKIE
@faultyfrannie.bsky.social I just got this voice memo from a guy claiming to be Morgan Freeman’s agent, holy SHIT is this really happening???? 🤩
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
@faultyfrannie.bsky.social I just got this voice memo from a guy claiming to be Morgan Freeman’s agent, holy SHIT is this really happening???? 🤩
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"All these `corridors' we open up to send them our supplies and our `culture' are, in reality, corridors of distress through which we import their force and the energy of their misfortune."
- The Perfect Crime
- The Perfect Crime
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"All these `corridors' we open up to send them our supplies and our `culture' are, in reality, corridors of distress through which we import their force and the energy of their misfortune."
- The Perfect Crime
- The Perfect Crime
🔮 LISAN AL-GHAIB 🛐
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
🔮 LISAN AL-GHAIB 🛐
Fascism is when you take away all the carrots and replace them with sticks, and then make it a federal offense to say “stick”
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Fascism is when you take away all the carrots and replace them with sticks, and then make it a federal offense to say “stick”
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instantly brought this to mind
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
instantly brought this to mind
The smoothest-brained Asmongold watchers are out there acting like siphoning all of Venezuela’s oil wealth into offshore accounts is going to make average Americans fabulously wealthy
Meanwhile, back home LOL:
Meanwhile, back home LOL:
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The smoothest-brained Asmongold watchers are out there acting like siphoning all of Venezuela’s oil wealth into offshore accounts is going to make average Americans fabulously wealthy
Meanwhile, back home LOL:
Meanwhile, back home LOL:
“The next civil war will be fought block by block”
The Next Civil War:
The Next Civil War:
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“The next civil war will be fought block by block”
The Next Civil War:
The Next Civil War:
Writing dactylic hexameter about BEANS into the void, is anyone there
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Writing dactylic hexameter about BEANS into the void, is anyone there