emil 🎅🏼 “Lebanezer Scrooge” 🎄
@emilhabiibi.bsky.social
The minor work paving the way for your Masterpiece • ☭ Native Leftist with vocational fluency in Liberal/Centrist bullshit 🥸 • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He/Him • Moustache Elemental 👨🏻
“Hot Breakfast Beverage”
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Hot Breakfast Beverage”
Ed’s talent for impressions is immensely powerful. Whenever I hear him on Chapo and he suddenly breaks into a Trump or a Thiel I have to check whether it’s actually an audio clip
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ed’s talent for impressions is immensely powerful. Whenever I hear him on Chapo and he suddenly breaks into a Trump or a Thiel I have to check whether it’s actually an audio clip
Incontrovertibly 🙇🏻♂️
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Incontrovertibly 🙇🏻♂️
EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍
Oh. Never mind, they’re back now.
Todd? Todd, are you okay? Is that bl— OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD
Todd? Todd, are you okay? Is that bl— OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oh. Never mind, they’re back now.
Todd? Todd, are you okay? Is that bl— OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD
Todd? Todd, are you okay? Is that bl— OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD
They left us when we needed them the most 🫥
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They left us when we needed them the most 🫥
Proposed: UsTube
1) User buy-in at pay-what-you-can pricing
2) 100 likes per month, each at 1/100th of your monthly buy
3) Public matching for likes on creators you subscribe to
4) Ads can be purchased by subscribers only
Pie in the sky I know, but put this in your “After The Revolution” file
1) User buy-in at pay-what-you-can pricing
2) 100 likes per month, each at 1/100th of your monthly buy
3) Public matching for likes on creators you subscribe to
4) Ads can be purchased by subscribers only
Pie in the sky I know, but put this in your “After The Revolution” file
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Proposed: UsTube
1) User buy-in at pay-what-you-can pricing
2) 100 likes per month, each at 1/100th of your monthly buy
3) Public matching for likes on creators you subscribe to
4) Ads can be purchased by subscribers only
Pie in the sky I know, but put this in your “After The Revolution” file
1) User buy-in at pay-what-you-can pricing
2) 100 likes per month, each at 1/100th of your monthly buy
3) Public matching for likes on creators you subscribe to
4) Ads can be purchased by subscribers only
Pie in the sky I know, but put this in your “After The Revolution” file
They’re definitely suppressing you and all the other Leftist Mafiosi. I’ve figured out that not just liking, but actively adding your vids to various playlists, will keep you guys reliably in my feed, but like… I watch ONE Streets of Rage parody and all I see for days is Sega nostalgia vids 😵💫
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They’re definitely suppressing you and all the other Leftist Mafiosi. I’ve figured out that not just liking, but actively adding your vids to various playlists, will keep you guys reliably in my feed, but like… I watch ONE Streets of Rage parody and all I see for days is Sega nostalgia vids 😵💫
Cum Town
The Cum Town Podcast. Subscribe to the Patreon for premium episodes not listed here.
soundcloud.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I still have the SoundCloud app on my phone because it’s the only place where I can find this one awesome set of mixtapes my friend posted in ~2015. That and the complete CumTown archives are worth it
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I still have the SoundCloud app on my phone because it’s the only place where I can find this one awesome set of mixtapes my friend posted in ~2015. That and the complete CumTown archives are worth it
An important corollary: there are a ton of Dems, both Party figures but also a depressing number of lib voters, who still “feel” that Arab/MENA & Muslims sank Kamala’s campaign (obv we didn’t). I’m constantly running into these dipshits and I have no doubt they want to see us punished
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
An important corollary: there are a ton of Dems, both Party figures but also a depressing number of lib voters, who still “feel” that Arab/MENA & Muslims sank Kamala’s campaign (obv we didn’t). I’m constantly running into these dipshits and I have no doubt they want to see us punished
The very fact that they’re incapable of changing their stance on any of the racism and cruelty is the reason why they’re so desperate to make it seem like the economy is good!
They’re probably more scared of the jobs numbers being released than anything in the Epstein Files LOL
They’re probably more scared of the jobs numbers being released than anything in the Epstein Files LOL
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The very fact that they’re incapable of changing their stance on any of the racism and cruelty is the reason why they’re so desperate to make it seem like the economy is good!
They’re probably more scared of the jobs numbers being released than anything in the Epstein Files LOL
They’re probably more scared of the jobs numbers being released than anything in the Epstein Files LOL
*note: punishing us won’t solve any of this country’s problems.
Punishing Party Dems, however …🤑
Punishing Party Dems, however …🤑
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
*note: punishing us won’t solve any of this country’s problems.
Punishing Party Dems, however …🤑
Punishing Party Dems, however …🤑
Him vairrah eepy
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Him vairrah eepy
Usually it’s a solid 5/10, but this one’s on the Real Punjabis Would Laugh At Me level LOL. My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where everything gives her heartburn so 🤷🏻♂️ I’m confident it’ll be bahuut acchha-hai nonetheless 😋
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Usually it’s a solid 5/10, but this one’s on the Real Punjabis Would Laugh At Me level LOL. My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where everything gives her heartburn so 🤷🏻♂️ I’m confident it’ll be bahuut acchha-hai nonetheless 😋