emil 🎅🏼 “Lebanezer Scrooge” 🎄
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The minor work paving the way for your Masterpiece • ☭ Native Leftist with vocational fluency in Liberal/Centrist bullshit 🥸 • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He/Him • Moustache Elemental 👨🏻
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I am Chair of the Department of Bitcoin Steakburger Studies at College-on-the-Hill. I invented Bitcoin Steakburger Studies in March of 2018. It was a cold bright day with intermittent winds out of the east. When I proposed to the chancellor that we might build a whole department around Bitcoin Stea—
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My father is running all of our Thanksgiving photos through through the Adobe “comic book” filter and while I generally despise AI aftereffects, this one of me and my mom is actually kind of adorable 😌
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My father is running all of our Thanksgiving photos through through the Adobe “comic book” filter and while I generally despise AI aftereffects, this one of me and my mom is actually kind of adorable 😌
Good morning! Please enjoy these plants under a foggy window
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning! Please enjoy these plants under a foggy window
I've been laid on my ass with the flu since Monday, still working 9-10hr days to keep pace with this massive scientific conference on Friday. Just found out the registration API is broken and we don't know who's attending. Full moon tomorrow. Running a 101.7* fever. Will be drinking later. Cheers 🥃
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've been laid on my ass with the flu since Monday, still working 9-10hr days to keep pace with this massive scientific conference on Friday. Just found out the registration API is broken and we don't know who's attending. Full moon tomorrow. Running a 101.7* fever. Will be drinking later. Cheers 🥃
This is perfect because I’m physically 38 but mentally 8,321
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is perfect because I’m physically 38 but mentally 8,321
There are tons of elder Millenial comrades like me who ditched TV decades ago and get the majority of our “broadcast” news in the form of YouTube commentary like David’s. The fact that YT has completely scrubbed them from the algo is FULLY INSANE
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There are tons of elder Millenial comrades like me who ditched TV decades ago and get the majority of our “broadcast” news in the form of YouTube commentary like David’s. The fact that YT has completely scrubbed them from the algo is FULLY INSANE
Oh god. Oh fuck
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh god. Oh fuck
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
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The fact the the sketch drawing in the sketch drawing looks more like him is really something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The fact the the sketch drawing in the sketch drawing looks more like him is really something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.
These are the same worthless people who ALSO haven’t said shit about the ICE deployments in Dearborn.
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
Trump calling Somalis "garbage" en route to a literal militarized purge of the community is a real litmus test for Democratic party politicians. Imagine being so worthless that they can't find time even to speak up about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
These are the same worthless people who ALSO haven’t said shit about the ICE deployments in Dearborn.
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
«Le Cubisme»
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
«Le Cubisme»
His eyes are burning (just like mine) from the chopped onions, but my sweet boi is committed to learning my Aloo Gobi recipe 😸
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
His eyes are burning (just like mine) from the chopped onions, but my sweet boi is committed to learning my Aloo Gobi recipe 😸
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hell-tier blunt rotation
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
hell-tier blunt rotation
I haven’t stopped doing my Andrew Cuomo voice since Zohran’s victory so I’m actually kind of glad he’s continuing to put himself out there in the funniest way possible LOL
Andrew Cuomo, back again with an epic two-hour radio segment rehashing his campaign points and attacking the guy who beat him, is not going away quietly.
Andrew Cuomo Is Riding This Thing All the Way to the Bottom
Cuomo and another washed-up former governor telling each other "exactlyyyyy."
hellgatenyc.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I haven’t stopped doing my Andrew Cuomo voice since Zohran’s victory so I’m actually kind of glad he’s continuing to put himself out there in the funniest way possible LOL
Okay this was clearly an overwrought shitpost of the highest order, but I’m actually kind of proud of myself for “WinedarkSky”
📜 Sing! O Scoob
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Okay this was clearly an overwrought shitpost of the highest order, but I’m actually kind of proud of myself for “WinedarkSky”
What’s the matter, you freaks don’t like gravy?? 😤
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What’s the matter, you freaks don’t like gravy?? 😤
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
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ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Post your warning label
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Post your warning label
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The Day of Eat is upon us! Be cleansed at the altar of Chalchihuihtotolin, the Jeweled Foul!Bathe in the gravy of purification!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Day of Eat is upon us! Be cleansed at the altar of Chalchihuihtotolin, the Jeweled Foul!Bathe in the gravy of purification!
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Happy thanksgiving, gang
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving, gang
Thinking about the time that My Most Racist Uncle came out from Long Island to visit AZ, and we drove 5 hours up to the Grand Canyon. Uncle M gets out of the car, rips 3 cigs, says “Yeah man, that’s a big fuckin hole alright,” and walks straight back to the car
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thinking about the time that My Most Racist Uncle came out from Long Island to visit AZ, and we drove 5 hours up to the Grand Canyon. Uncle M gets out of the car, rips 3 cigs, says “Yeah man, that’s a big fuckin hole alright,” and walks straight back to the car
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New from @empirepoduk.bsky.social
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
New from @empirepoduk.bsky.social
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
Befadl’Allāh that I successfully got in and out of Texas alive, and apparently unrecognized as a Socialist Arab, just a few weeks ago
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Befadl’Allāh that I successfully got in and out of Texas alive, and apparently unrecognized as a Socialist Arab, just a few weeks ago
Emil’s Specialty Infusions have now become pre-bottled cocktails 🍸
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Emil’s Specialty Infusions have now become pre-bottled cocktails 🍸
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋