Derek
@nocontroller.bsky.social
To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
Just an incredible show, wow
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just an incredible show, wow
Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats
We’re living in Awesome World
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We’re living in Awesome World
Emily Blunt just followed me for my incredible posts #wow #onlyonline
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Emily Blunt just followed me for my incredible posts #wow #onlyonline
I’m here you fuck ass bitch
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m here you fuck ass bitch
Why get fucked up shit tattooed on you when you could get a little crow friend on a whim in portland on friday the 13th
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why get fucked up shit tattooed on you when you could get a little crow friend on a whim in portland on friday the 13th
Seems like there was a Caturday less than 359 hours ago but I’m not a time scholar
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Seems like there was a Caturday less than 359 hours ago but I’m not a time scholar
Aww fuck i logged in and everyone is reposting ai trump. I don’t want to see that shit
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Aww fuck i logged in and everyone is reposting ai trump. I don’t want to see that shit
Me leaving work today
October 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me leaving work today
THIS IS A TWO COOKIES AND A COKE CHECKPOINT. HAVE TWO COOKIES AND A COKE AND APPRECIATE LIFE’S SMALL MOMENTS.
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
THIS IS A TWO COOKIES AND A COKE CHECKPOINT. HAVE TWO COOKIES AND A COKE AND APPRECIATE LIFE’S SMALL MOMENTS.
Blue Jays fans got banter
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Blue Jays fans got banter
Normal sitting hours
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Normal sitting hours