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Derek
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
ManicottEnjoyer
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
heh heh heh
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Weird how they framed the picture, he’s not quite centered
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’ve worked with German, Italian, and Swedish machines but never Swiss
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Nope!
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jail
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Was opposite day at the tailor’s
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m allowed to program heavy industrial machinery remotely while it runs but running a .exe from an approved source is a bridge too far
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Of reev of dutchy
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He’s some kind of arthur?
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I like da one that says “shome pulp”
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM