mmmtORBS (eerie!)
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
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mmmtORBS (eerie!)
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
· Apr 26
in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin
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It must suck being wicked, I love rest
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It must suck being wicked, I love rest
there’s this mexican restaurant close to work thats been there since like 1975 and old people love it. it’s, fine, I guess, the food isn’t BAD, but it ain’t GOOD. they use bulk tortilla chips and what has to be just fuckin pace picante sauce, for example
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there’s this mexican restaurant close to work thats been there since like 1975 and old people love it. it’s, fine, I guess, the food isn’t BAD, but it ain’t GOOD. they use bulk tortilla chips and what has to be just fuckin pace picante sauce, for example
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dont forget to kiss your phone goodnight
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
dont forget to kiss your phone goodnight
fare thee poorly
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
fare thee poorly
it’s beginning to look a lot like bismuth
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
it’s beginning to look a lot like bismuth
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reach for heaven so if you fall you'll land in HELL
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
reach for heaven so if you fall you'll land in HELL
it’s called a whistle tip
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it’s called a whistle tip
I just made the world’s worst fucking cookies and I’m not saying that looking for compliments or whatever they are BAD
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just made the world’s worst fucking cookies and I’m not saying that looking for compliments or whatever they are BAD
I give you this card
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I give you this card
it’s just like in that story about the windmills, Donkey Otay
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it’s just like in that story about the windmills, Donkey Otay
beautiful art for the discerning kl homa sooners fan
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
beautiful art for the discerning kl homa sooners fan
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Corn on the cube
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Corn on the cube
🎶 and he spends the whole year jerkin off in his shed 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
🎶 and he spends the whole year jerkin off in his shed 🎶
I think it would be kinda cool if chat pile listened to weepcar
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think it would be kinda cool if chat pile listened to weepcar
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our EP is officially out! 😭 cassettes and downloads are available here, and it can be streamed on all the major services. thank you in advance if you check it out!
so you keep your eyes closed at the end, by weepcar
5 track album
oneauxrecordings.bandcamp.com
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
our EP is officially out! 😭 cassettes and downloads are available here, and it can be streamed on all the major services. thank you in advance if you check it out!
Laurel: Live at the Acropolis
Yanni and Hardy
Yanni and Hardy
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Laurel: Live at the Acropolis
Yanni and Hardy
Yanni and Hardy
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one
november 4th? seems significant for some reason… probably nothing
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
november 4th? seems significant for some reason… probably nothing
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The Vincent price is right
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Vincent price is right
went golfing for the first time, I scored 18, is that good?
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
went golfing for the first time, I scored 18, is that good?
I’m a BUSINESS guy
my personality is GOLF
my personality is GOLF
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m a BUSINESS guy
my personality is GOLF
my personality is GOLF
I could really go for an office pizza party right now
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I could really go for an office pizza party right now
we are all but entities on this accursed plane
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
we are all but entities on this accursed plane