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mmmtORBS (eerie!)
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
you have to read the last word in this voice:
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November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
😍
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I was supposed to be up cooking breakfast 😔
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
dang it why didn’t I think of this!
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
yeah that’s what I’m thinking happened. they didn’t taste BAD, they kinda didn’t taste like anything haha but yeah they looked awful
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I already threw them away, no pics were taken. but I will show you a pizza I made instead
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
CHOCOLATE CHIPS???? Clearly you aren’t up on my lore!!!
Starting the next wave of discourse over my opinion on chocolate chip cookies (lowest tier cookie, every other kind is superior in every way)
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I used good butter but the brown sugar and flour were both kinda old, I think that must be the problem? The sugar was super clumpy so I think it just wasn’t mixed right or something. but yeah, fuckin bad cookies, sucks
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh hell yeah, what’s that cost mana-wise?
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
will not be posting pictures.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
😈
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
lol yes!
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by mmmtORBS (eerie!)
Corn on the cube
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
that dirty ol’ saint nick I tell you hwat
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
we’ve joked that we make circus music with power chords 😂
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM