Oklahoma Brandtbert
banner
chrish2122.bsky.social
Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social

Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
CB handle = Pocket Change
Pop Tart Handler
Pinned
Best song ever about humpin in a barn.
Hard to complain about affordability, when they are killing us, Chuck.
Senate Democrats want to lower your costs and tackle the affordability crisis.

Senate Republicans want to aid and abet Donald Trump’s adventurism in Venezuela and risk yet another endless war.

The contrast is clear – and the American people are with us.
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
Oklahoma is set to hire Jason Witten as its new tight ends coach, sources confirm to 247Sports/CBS Sports’ Matt Zenitz.

More to come on SoonersIllustrated.com.
Sooners Illustrated - Oklahoma Sooners Football & Recruiting
Stay up to date with all the Oklahoma Sooners sports news, recruiting, transfers, and more at 247Sports.com
SoonersIllustrated.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Jason Witten to OU? Interesting
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Told my dad about how my kid will ask for 6 chicken nuggs and if I get her 10 she will never eat the other 4. And how she made her self a rule of only 2 episodes of a show a day and follows it and how if she isn’t in the shower at 8:30 sharp its the worst thing ever.

His response “That’s strange”
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Be safe Green Country peeps.
🚨 Tornado Warning issued January 8 at 8:45AM CST until January 8 at 9:15AM CST by NWS Tulsa OK 🚨
Additional Details Here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
Turdstreit
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
Dirt Herbfeet.
Dokoupil traveling by private jet to every place in the county where bad things happen to regurgitate right wing talking points like an even shittier version of Kirk Herbstreit.
Dokoupil crisscrossing the country in a private plane, “even as he lectures viewers about ‘elites,’ has come across as deeply inauthentic. That dissonance has been amplified by the fact that CBS is footing the bill for the aircraft at the very moment execs are preparing for another round of layoffs”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
It’s crazy wild how British elites, whose ancestors actually faced fascism are chomping at the bit to sanewash what’s happening in America.
Is Trump a fascist? In methods, mostly yes. But in worldview/aims, he's a different sort of danger, more an Iron Age chieftain. The rules: 1. as ever, only shout at me after reading it 2. don't make stupid assumption that if I don't think he's a fascist, he's fine as.ft.com/r/69eefb60-e...
Defining Donald Trump
[FREE TO READ] The US leader is often called a fascist but he represents a different kind of political authoritarianism
as.ft.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
😂 at the concerned comments of this serious skeet.
How do we know it’s you and not Cuomo under a poorly made Zohran mask? 🤔
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
they are all still in the same group chat.
I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Dirt Herbfeet.
Dokoupil traveling by private jet to every place in the county where bad things happen to regurgitate right wing talking points like an even shittier version of Kirk Herbstreit.
Dokoupil crisscrossing the country in a private plane, “even as he lectures viewers about ‘elites,’ has come across as deeply inauthentic. That dissonance has been amplified by the fact that CBS is footing the bill for the aircraft at the very moment execs are preparing for another round of layoffs”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
You don’t have to make ds9 jokes.
* Gul Dukat, zero redeemable qualities.
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
they are all still in the same group chat.
I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
What?
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
Renee Good
January 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Buddy if you think this just popped up I would invite you to visit Elohim City in Oklahoma. They have been training domestic terrorists since 1994.
January 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by Oklahoma Brandtbert
A second term Republican President in clear cognitive decline running an offshore slush fund for covert activities in Latin America that'll end up bolstering the same drug-running dictators he was supposedly against?

Love these very precedented times!
??? Apparently Venezuela oil revenues will go into “offshore accounts” outside of the US Treasury, PBS reports.
January 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The people of Santa Poco couldn’t fight El Guapo with their fists or guns. But they could sew.
The danger is you become self-satisfied by tossing some money to charity and shrugging your shoulders but if you recognize that you need to do more but can do something good at this second it really does make a difference for this feeling of helplessness to just do something good, even if it’s small
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Gotta be a cool sounding name. Can’t be some place like Poughkeepsie
Where are we going to do the Nuremberg?
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Shangra La.
brown's taxidermy studio, el dorado, arkansas, 1979
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Jimmy Johnson was so good at evaluating talent he almost got OSU to the point where they could almost beat OU on a yearly basis. Switzer’s Oklahoma.
I think you might be deeply underestimating Jimmy’s ability to find and scout talent
I love what Mark Dantonio did with Michigan State, but 3-year development coaches like him (and Jonathan Smith) are basically obsolete now. Also, Jimmy Johnson would suck in this era because now everyone can pay their players.
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
What?
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Hey on3 you don’t have to post articles on the child porn website. I promise, subs won’t suffer.
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
But I could physically destroy Stephen miller, so maybe the real world isn’t governed by strength.
Stephen Miller's recent rhetoric is straightforwardly fascist
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM