Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social
Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
Pinned
Trump just announced Fox host Dan Bongino as his pick for deputy FBI director.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
I’ve been blocked on Twitter by the deputy fbi director for repeatedly asking if he’ll be my Dad Bongino.
I call Rasputin duties.
I’m not saying I agree with it, but after a certain point you start to understand what happened to the Romanovs a little better
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I call Rasputin duties.
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Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster
Oh you don’t think your news organization should have a standards and practice department.
I get it, you’re 12.
I get it, you’re 12.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh you don’t think your news organization should have a standards and practice department.
I get it, you’re 12.
I get it, you’re 12.
Not to be confused with Sam & Ella’s in Tahlequah.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not to be confused with Sam & Ella’s in Tahlequah.
Who knew the first song on purple was ‘Meatplow’?
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Who knew the first song on purple was ‘Meatplow’?
Can’t corner this guy.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can’t corner this guy.
This is the stupidest sentence I’ve read today and I read about James Joyce’s love of his wife’s flatulence.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is the stupidest sentence I’ve read today and I read about James Joyce’s love of his wife’s flatulence.
All the bond discourse, and I’m including myself, is stupid. Bond sucks and hasn’t been good, outside of one movie since 1969. (Thank you George Lazenby)
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
All the bond discourse, and I’m including myself, is stupid. Bond sucks and hasn’t been good, outside of one movie since 1969. (Thank you George Lazenby)
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I'm the best dressed on Bluesky.
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm the best dressed on Bluesky.
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Total fit: $29,429
- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
This what a prime example of what I’ve been saying about modern day Christians. They LOVE the vengeful God of the OT but they do not care for the teachings of JC.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This what a prime example of what I’ve been saying about modern day Christians. They LOVE the vengeful God of the OT but they do not care for the teachings of JC.
If anyone knows about illegally killing people on the 7 seas it’s definitely the British empire.
"The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN." www.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If anyone knows about illegally killing people on the 7 seas it’s definitely the British empire.
I dare someone to guess what the joke is about.
Portrait of a Wet Fart outside my wife’s ass”. Undiscovered novella.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I dare someone to guess what the joke is about.
It’s one of those days @gr8ball83.bsky.social
James Joyce wrote entire letters to his wife about how he longed to smell her farts, and that is knowledge I dearly wish I did not possess and yet here we are.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It’s one of those days @gr8ball83.bsky.social
Bond when he sees the hot chick.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bond when he sees the hot chick.
If you are the leader of your caucus and are unable to control the way the party leans, you should not be in power. You should be chillin on Staten Island with a whiskey sour, enjoying your retirement.
What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Does chuck have some magic leverage on every single dem senator? I feel like I’m a conspiracy theorist now
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you are the leader of your caucus and are unable to control the way the party leans, you should not be in power. You should be chillin on Staten Island with a whiskey sour, enjoying your retirement.
The plot of goldfinger was that he wanted to steal the gold from Ft Knox. Do that. It’s way more fun than hacking codes or whatever.
This isn't remotely hard.
Either lean into the fan theory that "James Bond" is a cover that gets passed from agent to agent, or just start setting these back in the 1960s when a character like Bond made a little more sense.
There. Mail me my check.
Either lean into the fan theory that "James Bond" is a cover that gets passed from agent to agent, or just start setting these back in the 1960s when a character like Bond made a little more sense.
There. Mail me my check.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The plot of goldfinger was that he wanted to steal the gold from Ft Knox. Do that. It’s way more fun than hacking codes or whatever.
Repost with a fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Repost with a fictional band.
As someone who smoked cigs for 15 years and at 30 switched to nic vapes I can tell you and my lack of weezing, coughing and sweating while eating can tell you that while not great, are better than cigs.
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
As someone who smoked cigs for 15 years and at 30 switched to nic vapes I can tell you and my lack of weezing, coughing and sweating while eating can tell you that while not great, are better than cigs.
Hi it’s me the person who reluctantly has to go to work in the snow. It sucks and she’s right nobody can drive in that shit.
Hey hi hello as there are likely some of y’all getting comments about who can and cannot drive in the snow, I am here to tell you as someone who worked auto claims for a decade: nobody can do it. They just want to feel better about having to go to work in the snow when you don’t have to
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hi it’s me the person who reluctantly has to go to work in the snow. It sucks and she’s right nobody can drive in that shit.
I’m just going to throw this out there for will or anyone listening. Nobody is required to like you, no matter what your mom told you. Also, it’s social media, if you say something folks don’t like, they will tell you.
And frankly, it's just true that people will mostly avoid pointing this out, for the exact same reason kids side with the bullies in middle school - because they're afraid of themselves being made into the target. Nothing I have said about economic data actually merits the way you guys talk about me
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m just going to throw this out there for will or anyone listening. Nobody is required to like you, no matter what your mom told you. Also, it’s social media, if you say something folks don’t like, they will tell you.
The stairs melt into it. I can smell the menthol.
Ready to grab a board game and spend a fun afternoon lounging on this amazing gold carpet?
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The stairs melt into it. I can smell the menthol.
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It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
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There's a non zero chance that she's a chatbot
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There's a non zero chance that she's a chatbot
Meesa thinks this is wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meesa thinks this is wrong.