Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social
Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
I know a baby elephant trunk when I see it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know a baby elephant trunk when I see it.
I do not want any of Rasputin’s doodies. Just potatoes, vodka and borscht.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I do not want any of Rasputin’s doodies. Just potatoes, vodka and borscht.
I imagine her register is lower than you would expect but still grading as if it were higher.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I imagine her register is lower than you would expect but still grading as if it were higher.
I love my boys but man do I wish I could have a forever puppy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I love my boys but man do I wish I could have a forever puppy.
3 9 yr olds in a trench coat trying to pass as 12.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
3 9 yr olds in a trench coat trying to pass as 12.
Really trying to come up with who Captain Planet would be.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Really trying to come up with who Captain Planet would be.
They really do. It was one of my favorite places in my year and a half duty in Tahlequah.
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They really do. It was one of my favorite places in my year and a half duty in Tahlequah.
I mean that’s what they’ve always done “oh now he’s pierce Brosnan.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I mean that’s what they’ve always done “oh now he’s pierce Brosnan.”
We have metamorphosed into Vedder.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We have metamorphosed into Vedder.
I like crime solving psychics.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I like crime solving psychics.
I don’t like psychics but if yall ever get time read up on Peter Hurkos, a danish psychic who “helped” with the Boston strangler case. Y’all, in another life I would have loved to fake being a psychic.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I don’t like psychics but if yall ever get time read up on Peter Hurkos, a danish psychic who “helped” with the Boston strangler case. Y’all, in another life I would have loved to fake being a psychic.
It was. Till Landry killed a man, like a rock star.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It was. Till Landry killed a man, like a rock star.
Man I need a job that would reward me for incompetence
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Man I need a job that would reward me for incompetence
He did his job which was to rile up the Dallas fan base so much that Adelson is able to move the franchise to Vegas. He should get a raise tbqh.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He did his job which was to rile up the Dallas fan base so much that Adelson is able to move the franchise to Vegas. He should get a raise tbqh.
Idk who wrote this line but it’s gotta be a Mike Schur special.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Idk who wrote this line but it’s gotta be a Mike Schur special.