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Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social

Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
Not to be confused with Sam & Ella’s in Tahlequah.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We have metamorphosed into Vedder.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I got you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Repost with a fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Meesa thinks this is wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My kids 7th grade history teacher is part of the NFL Armstead family and is apparently a LSU fan. I really hope my kid relays my message.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We quadbox’n.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don’t understand
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
😂.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As a fellow floofer. Welcome.
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me after listening to Marcus’s monologue at the end of the latest LPOTL episode. Sew bitches!
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You know I be eating an off brand uncrustable for lunch. We are on a winning streak, bitches.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Why do folks like Kasparov study regular people’s grocery orders with a fine tooth comb but don’t give two shits about all the corporate tax breaks and subsidies paid by the taxpayer? Doritos for a single mom with 2 kids is untoward but a billion dollar tax credit is the way of doing business?
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m going as a Baltimore dog next year.
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My kids know me as this ape
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hank making fun of my tennis elbow.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
One does not need to download a picture of Hal if one already had a picture of Hal.
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That 2 seconds. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me comin to steal that good boy.
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gritty hunts down other mascots and murders them.
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM