Branden McEuen but he’s stuffed with turkey
@bmceuen.bsky.social
Historian of science, focusing on genetics and eugenics in progressive era United States. Teaches the history of Detroit, Michigan, and the US at Wayne State University. Dad to Buddy (5) and Boogie (3).
I like to RT out of context silliness.
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Humanities and social sciences are being systematically gutted while STEM disciplines rediscover their half a century-old research insights and pass them off as their own
Hey Siri pin this skeet to my profile
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In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Based as FUCK
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November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Based as FUCK
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It is hurting me to hold in my laugh so I don’t wake up my sleeping wife
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It is hurting me to hold in my laugh so I don’t wake up my sleeping wife
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Best case scenario Elon picks up some obscure hobby that is also quite dangerous and he gets Tetanus
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Best case scenario Elon picks up some obscure hobby that is also quite dangerous and he gets Tetanus
Don’t do it Charlie Brown
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Don’t do it Charlie Brown
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If you enjoy watching Congress, you probably loved this football game
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you enjoy watching Congress, you probably loved this football game
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Normal day for a historian
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Normal day for a historian
I’m so glad there’s a clear, direct heir to Steph’s crown as the player who does something so ridiculous it makes my brain fuzzy and I start clapping like a seal. Just an unbelievable player
All the FGs from Victor Wembayama's 18 point 4th quarter tonight at Chicago. He is 21 years old. He is SO far ahead of schedule.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m so glad there’s a clear, direct heir to Steph’s crown as the player who does something so ridiculous it makes my brain fuzzy and I start clapping like a seal. Just an unbelievable player
Ooh it’s between heritage commissioner and traditional town advocate
Turns out the real political spectrum is just how people feel about free parking 😂
Tag yourself!
Tag yourself!
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ooh it’s between heritage commissioner and traditional town advocate
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Your new motto should be: if it’s fine for disabled people, it’s fine for me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Your new motto should be: if it’s fine for disabled people, it’s fine for me.
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Ladies, you do not need to get pregnant or become a tradwife. You need to unionize your workplace.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ladies, you do not need to get pregnant or become a tradwife. You need to unionize your workplace.
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Notice: “work sucks” when directed at men means that we need better working conditions and higher pay. “Work sucks” when directed at women means that they should drop out and have babies.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Notice: “work sucks” when directed at men means that we need better working conditions and higher pay. “Work sucks” when directed at women means that they should drop out and have babies.
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Happy news: My new book -- Humanitarianism: A Very Short Introduction -- now has a cover and is available for preorder! The book is a concise history of humanitarianism in an international and global perspective, from the 18th century to the present. More info here: global.oup.com/academic/pro...
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy news: My new book -- Humanitarianism: A Very Short Introduction -- now has a cover and is available for preorder! The book is a concise history of humanitarianism in an international and global perspective, from the 18th century to the present. More info here: global.oup.com/academic/pro...
Some may implore you to stop JCO because he’s already dead but ignore them and keep going I want you to make him [redacted] himself because you ethered him to the point of no return
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Some may implore you to stop JCO because he’s already dead but ignore them and keep going I want you to make him [redacted] himself because you ethered him to the point of no return
It’s funny because it’s true
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It’s funny because it’s true
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Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Progressive group MoveOn calls on Schumer to step aside
"Inexplicably, some Senate Democrats, under Leader Schumer's watch, decided to surrender."
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November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Whoever approved of letting Rob Schneider anywhere near a college campus needs to be tarred and feathered
UC Berkeley students are calling for a protest against Turning Point USA on campus. Rob Schneider and homophobe Frank Turek will be speaking today at 6:30PM. Protestors are gathering at 4:30.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Whoever approved of letting Rob Schneider anywhere near a college campus needs to be tarred and feathered
Slotkin voting to criminalize hemp products in a state that already legalized it just proves that her strategy this term is to piss off every voter in the state
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Slotkin voting to criminalize hemp products in a state that already legalized it just proves that her strategy this term is to piss off every voter in the state
historians, every day:
what the FUCK am i supposed to do with this information???
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
historians, every day:
Paul this is fucking weird stop being weird and join us at Buffalo Wild Wings
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Paul this is fucking weird stop being weird and join us at Buffalo Wild Wings
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"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org
Indivisible Launches its Largest Primary Program in Response to Senate Democrats Surrendering on the Shutdown Vote
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November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org
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Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
50 years ago, the Edmund Fitzgerald, a 'rock star' ship, sank in Lake Superior
Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
Yeah y’all should get back to fighting united instead of capitulating to a bunch of fascists who will take your demands and wipe their asses with it
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yeah y’all should get back to fighting united instead of capitulating to a bunch of fascists who will take your demands and wipe their asses with it
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"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
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Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
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