Nick Rheinwald-Jones
@spybrunch.com
Immersive entertainment producer (Spy Brunch LLC). My dog thinks I'm awesome and my cat thinks I'm average.
BAILIFF: All rise
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
BAILIFF: All rise
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
This sink is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This sink is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face
“Gimme five Free Fallin’s for a quarter,” you’d say
Tom Petty should be on American currency.
December 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“Gimme five Free Fallin’s for a quarter,” you’d say
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taken down at 11m views on tiktok. happy to be here👍🏼🫡
April 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
taken down at 11m views on tiktok. happy to be here👍🏼🫡
We’ve had a good run of Kirsten Dunst/Jesse Plemons movies & shows; now let’s put Kyle Chandler in every Jesse Plemons movie and no matter what Plemons’s character name is, KC always calls him Lance
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We’ve had a good run of Kirsten Dunst/Jesse Plemons movies & shows; now let’s put Kyle Chandler in every Jesse Plemons movie and no matter what Plemons’s character name is, KC always calls him Lance
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
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[Ben Folds voice]
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[Ben Folds voice]
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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The amount of things that happen in the first episode of Alias would take up a full Apple show’s first season now.
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The amount of things that happen in the first episode of Alias would take up a full Apple show’s first season now.
This is the kind of paper Sydney Bristow is writing in grad school?! That’s some 10th grade honors English slop
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is the kind of paper Sydney Bristow is writing in grad school?! That’s some 10th grade honors English slop
I just love the scene in Dog Day Afternoon when Pacino starts chanting “AVATAR! AVATAR!” and the cops are all like “oh yeah what a great movie let’s go watch it” and then Pacino escapes with the money and he’s like “and THAT’s a Dog Day Avatar-noon”
What's everyone's favourite avatar quote?
When all of the students stand on their desks and say "O Avatar! My Avatar!"
When all of the students stand on their desks and say "O Avatar! My Avatar!"
What's everyone's favourite avatar quote?
"I'm sick of these motherfucking avatars on this motherfucking plane"
"I'm sick of these motherfucking avatars on this motherfucking plane"
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just love the scene in Dog Day Afternoon when Pacino starts chanting “AVATAR! AVATAR!” and the cops are all like “oh yeah what a great movie let’s go watch it” and then Pacino escapes with the money and he’s like “and THAT’s a Dog Day Avatar-noon”
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Last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart
The very next day, you bought a Segway
The very next day, you bought a Segway
December 25, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart
The very next day, you bought a Segway
The very next day, you bought a Segway
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Odd that Gender is a biological, immutable certainty AND something you can lose if you own the wrong dog.
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Odd that Gender is a biological, immutable certainty AND something you can lose if you own the wrong dog.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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93-year-olds when Nat King Cole wishes kids from 1 to 92 a Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
93-year-olds when Nat King Cole wishes kids from 1 to 92 a Merry Christmas
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
Doing a holiday Alias rewatch (from my DVD rips with non-replaced music as god intended) and damn did that show know how to drop a one-liner cliffhanger. “Sydney, I was not that agent. Your mother was.” Rjduendhsjdksmdnfj
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Doing a holiday Alias rewatch (from my DVD rips with non-replaced music as god intended) and damn did that show know how to drop a one-liner cliffhanger. “Sydney, I was not that agent. Your mother was.” Rjduendhsjdksmdnfj
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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Me: do you ever wonder if these Airbnb hosts have kitchen knives this dull at home
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
August 2, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Me: do you ever wonder if these Airbnb hosts have kitchen knives this dull at home
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
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Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news
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