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Prof Chris Jackson
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Geoscientist👨🏾‍🔬 | Visiting Professor at Imperial College | Ex-Academic | 🏃🏾‍♂️🚴🏾‍♂️ 🧗🏾‍♀️🎸🍺| he/him | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️| I do all my own stunts | “Self-declared King of Geotwitter” (Palin, 2022) | Professional (East)Midlander 😎| Co-founder of @EarthArxiv
Jim Ratcliffe 🤝 Nigel Farage
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I’ve just arrived in Montréal and I really, really I want to know why my “Loaded Nachos” look like this:
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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You don't need to end a talk with a written thanks. But acknowledging an audience can mean a lot - particularly if from communities typically left out of research.

If you're a minoritised scholar I recommend being brave and ending with contact information and/or promoting an aspect of your work.
PSA: Do not end your presentations this way. Leave your conclusion slide up instead of wiping their memories with this platitide.
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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I'm honored to share that I didn't post some nonsense to LinkedIn humble-bragging about something that isn't particularly noteworthy.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Seriously, a colleague and I are on the same committee. I think we're the ones left standing when the music stopped, but she made a long post on LinkedIn yesterday: "I’m honored to share that I have been selected…". It's had 100 reactions and 15 people saying congratulations and well deserved. Ugh 🤦🏻‍♂️
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Cretaceous seas were inhabited by several Mosasaurus species, not all of them giants.

This is one of the medium-sized Mosasaurus, M. missouriensis, an exceptional specimen found in Alberta. Lizardfish bones were in its gut contents. The prey had been bitten into swallowable chunks. 🧪
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I much prefer being around people who try to improve things, even if they ultimately aren't successful, rather than folks who assume nothing will ever change.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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I have emailed them that I don't appreciate them adding extra workload on people and then use it for AI training/validation, and have asked them to stop. I have unsubscribed and added them as spammer.

Hilarious:

Is there a participation fee?
"No, there is no cost to you".

My time is valuable.
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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I received this email too, and promptly ignored it. If it looks like spam, and smells like spam…..

If it’s legit, they have gone about it very badly.
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Backstreet 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 Chet Faker

#NoDiggity 🎸🎶
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Me watching absolutely everything at the Winter Olympics
a man with a beard and a ring on his finger looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard and a ring on his finger looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Nice to hear a Geologist🤘🗿 rockin' out🎸
Backstreet 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 Chet Faker

#NoDiggity 🎸🎶
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Your Saturday news break
Backstreet 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 Chet Faker

#NoDiggity 🎸🎶
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Backstreet 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 Chet Faker

#NoDiggity 🎸🎶
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Wow. This is cool!
There’s a statue in Parliament that’s been deliberately left damaged for over a century.

The reason why takes us back to one of the most important protests in British history.

Let me show you one of Parliament’s hidden stories.
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Is this legit @ukri.org?
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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I'm gonna need to see the actual CFD simulations, here. The Olympics are so unserious.
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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New backronym just dropped. WADA = World Anti Dick Augmentation.
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 AM
When people use the word *quantum* in a sentence like, “we need to work out the quantum of effort to solve this problem”, do they simply mean *amount*?
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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“Hyaluronic acid…can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimetres.

This would increase the surface area of their suits during competition, which, according to FIS, the international ski and snowboard federation, could increase their flight in the air.”
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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I’m an old(ish) man, and I’ve seen a decent amount of weird stuff.

But this? This is new.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM