The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
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Big ( . Y . ) 🖤 Broken brain
(I AM 43 YEARS OLD)
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(I AM 43 YEARS OLD)
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reminder if we are unfamiliar and you’re weird to me, sexual, act like you know me irl, pushy, argumentative, snarky rude or mean in my replies to me or anyone else you will be blocked 🫶🏻
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Strands #641
“In the driver's seat”
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“In the driver's seat”
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December 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Strands #641
“In the driver's seat”
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“In the driver's seat”
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Wordle 1,629 4/6
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December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Wordle 1,629 4/6
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Connections
Puzzle #907
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Puzzle #907
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December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Connections
Puzzle #907
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Crosstune - a music crossword!
Play Crosstune, the daily music crossword.
crosstune.io
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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everyone look at this perfect angel
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
everyone look at this perfect angel
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did you know that i am not AI?
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
did you know that i am not AI?
everyone look at this perfect angel
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
everyone look at this perfect angel
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A new study suggests a single HPV vaccination appears just as effective as two doses at preventing the viral infection that causes cervical cancer.
A single shot of HPV vaccine may be enough to fight cervical cancer, study finds
A new study suggests a single HPV vaccination appears just as effective as two doses at preventing the viral infection that causes cervical cancer.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A new study suggests a single HPV vaccination appears just as effective as two doses at preventing the viral infection that causes cervical cancer.
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anyone sexy wanna send me $70? they're like half off 👀🖤🧡
$bbyblossom CA
blossombratt.com takes PP
#boots #footfetish #shoefetish
$bbyblossom CA
blossombratt.com takes PP
#boots #footfetish #shoefetish
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
anyone sexy wanna send me $70? they're like half off 👀🖤🧡
$bbyblossom CA
blossombratt.com takes PP
#boots #footfetish #shoefetish
$bbyblossom CA
blossombratt.com takes PP
#boots #footfetish #shoefetish
my man robert welsh is funny as hell okay!
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
my man robert welsh is funny as hell okay!
is it unreasonable for me to take two days off a week from posting in the 🌶️ sites?
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
is it unreasonable for me to take two days off a week from posting in the 🌶️ sites?
if i have to buy a new car someone should kindly give me like
$5k
$5k
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
if i have to buy a new car someone should kindly give me like
$5k
$5k
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my anxiety is literally at 99% car anxiety is the wost next only to animal anxiety.
i swear i am cursed. whenever i have the least amount of $ my car always breaks.
plus it’s christmas time.
plus it’s christmas time.
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my anxiety is literally at 99% car anxiety is the wost next only to animal anxiety.
fuck jimmy fallon drunk buffoon
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
fuck jimmy fallon drunk buffoon
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Fallon continuing his tradition of making some of the worst people in the world seem self deprecating, lovable, and harmless
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Fallon continuing his tradition of making some of the worst people in the world seem self deprecating, lovable, and harmless
i swear i am cursed. whenever i have the least amount of $ my car always breaks.
plus it’s christmas time.
plus it’s christmas time.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i swear i am cursed. whenever i have the least amount of $ my car always breaks.
plus it’s christmas time.
plus it’s christmas time.
after 4pm winter anxiety every day, i’m in the trenches
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
after 4pm winter anxiety every day, i’m in the trenches
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.