ran⚡
@randall.gobirds.online
Your flat land, pan-shaped tornado den friend. Opinions are always my own.
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What do you mean only 8 people showed up to vote in this town
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
What do you mean only 8 people showed up to vote in this town
Some of these voting numbers for local races are absolutely abysmal
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Some of these voting numbers for local races are absolutely abysmal
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BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
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i think elon musk should keep lowering his space exploration goals until he is exploring the deep sea like a proper billionaire
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i think elon musk should keep lowering his space exploration goals until he is exploring the deep sea like a proper billionaire
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BREAKING: Man detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance, source says.
Live updates: Man detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance, source says
Follow live updates as the search for Nancy Guthrie, mother of
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
BREAKING: Man detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance, source says.
splurging on boy kibble instead
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
splurging on boy kibble instead
no one cares about trash patel
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
no one cares about trash patel
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Thank the Lord for cats
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Thank the Lord for cats
I'm tired of breaking news, special reports, etc
every time I see it, it's "oh god, what now?!"
every time I see it, it's "oh god, what now?!"
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'm tired of breaking news, special reports, etc
every time I see it, it's "oh god, what now?!"
every time I see it, it's "oh god, what now?!"
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
INNOCENT
Caught on camera—a group of masked intruders ransacks an Oklahoma non-profit.
Adorable masked intruders ransack Oklahoma nonprofit
Caught on camera—a group of masked intruders ransacks an Oklahoma non-profit.
kfor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
INNOCENT
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Age verification? Can’t connect to Prodigy dialup
Age verification? Can’t, too busy playing Minesweeper.
Age verification? Can't, I died of dysentery.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Age verification? Can’t connect to Prodigy dialup
I feel a crash coming on
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I feel a crash coming on
Steak
Sandwich
Supreme
Sandwich
Supreme
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Steak
Sandwich
Supreme
Sandwich
Supreme
We're not getting the Preece win, are we
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
We're not getting the Preece win, are we
perfectly balanced, etc
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
perfectly balanced, etc
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Never love anything
Colorado Rockies placed DH Kris Bryant on the 60-day injured list. Lumbar degenerative disk disease.
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Never love anything
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...