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Your flat land, pan-shaped tornado den friend. Opinions are always my own.
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always relevant.
What do you mean only 8 people showed up to vote in this town
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Some of these voting numbers for local races are absolutely abysmal
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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BLUESKY TIP

When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
poopsi prebiotic
February 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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i think elon musk should keep lowering his space exploration goals until he is exploring the deep sea like a proper billionaire
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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BREAKING: Man detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance, source says.
Live updates: Man detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance, source says
Follow live updates as the search for Nancy Guthrie, mother of
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
splurging on boy kibble instead
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
no one cares about trash patel
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Thank the Lord for cats
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I'm tired of breaking news, special reports, etc

every time I see it, it's "oh god, what now?!"
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
INNOCENT
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Pooooo
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Age verification? Can’t connect to Prodigy dialup
Age verification? Can’t, too busy playing Minesweeper.
Age verification? Can't, I died of dysentery.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I feel a crash coming on
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I get it
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Steak
Sandwich
Supreme
that's a chicken fried steak sandwich.
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Damn you, Coke
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
We're not getting the Preece win, are we
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
yes
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
perfectly balanced, etc
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Never love anything
Colorado Rockies placed DH Kris Bryant on the 60-day injured list. Lumbar degenerative disk disease.
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM