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@randall.gobirds.online
Your flat land, pan-shaped tornado den friend. Opinions are always my own.
Pinned
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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We're getting closer
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We're getting closer
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
Is there anything TBA can't do
Motorsport Silly Season Stuff #Indycar : Despite agent Pieter Rossi's insistence that Sting Ray Robb has a contract & will be back in the #77 Juncos Hollinger car for '26 beside Rinus VeeKay, his name has now disappeared from the team website (thanks to @mrdemmendaal.bsky.social for unearthing this)
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is there anything TBA can't do
Pulte should do some more giveaways to clear the news
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Pulte should do some more giveaways to clear the news
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Omg everything is so stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Omg everything is so stupid.
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Find a gap, get in it, and remember you were told by AppleCare that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Find a gap, get in it, and remember you were told by AppleCare that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty
Would
geordi and data in the morning
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Would
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This is a country with more guns than people and I do wonder if people really contend with this fact regularly.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is a country with more guns than people and I do wonder if people really contend with this fact regularly.
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This country watched J6 happen and 4 years later they INVITED Trump back to the WH because they didn't want to vote for a black woman
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This country watched J6 happen and 4 years later they INVITED Trump back to the WH because they didn't want to vote for a black woman
.sigh. fucking scalpers
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
.sigh. fucking scalpers
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Hot take but the president openly calling for the murder of his political opposition should be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal for office.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hot take but the president openly calling for the murder of his political opposition should be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal for office.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
I can't believe that shit.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I can't believe that shit.
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NTSB has released its preliminary report on #UPS2976
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
NTSB has released its preliminary report on #UPS2976
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
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I thought this was Briscoe at first
I dont care if she put creek water in them drops ... im finna have me some
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I thought this was Briscoe at first
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#RECALL: Demlar MoonSoll and Magic Chems Fuel Bottles; Multiple fuel bottle safety standard violations. Get full refund: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
#RECALL: Demlar MoonSoll and Magic Chems Fuel Bottles; Multiple fuel bottle safety standard violations. Get full refund: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
This guy has been a dickhead for years
Bill Simmons has singled out the Columbus Blue Jackets as the most irrelevant franchise in sports.
awfulannouncing.com/ringer/bill-...
awfulannouncing.com/ringer/bill-...
Bill Simmons proclaims Columbus Blue Jackets 'most irrelevant franchise in professional sports'
Bill Simmons proclaimed the Columbus Blue Jackets 'the most irrelevant franchise in professional sports' on his podcast.
awfulannouncing.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This guy has been a dickhead for years
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Whatever happened to calling those little shits Zoomers we need to bring that back
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Whatever happened to calling those little shits Zoomers we need to bring that back