SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
computer security person. former helpdesk
Came across this, the global tech career meta. It all ends here, at the pinnacle of human accomplishment. Doesn't matter if you live in New York, the UK, Europe, India, or on a boat.
It's all to own a single family home on the California coast overlooking the Pacific. That's the win condition.
It's all to own a single family home on the California coast overlooking the Pacific. That's the win condition.
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Came across this, the global tech career meta. It all ends here, at the pinnacle of human accomplishment. Doesn't matter if you live in New York, the UK, Europe, India, or on a boat.
It's all to own a single family home on the California coast overlooking the Pacific. That's the win condition.
It's all to own a single family home on the California coast overlooking the Pacific. That's the win condition.
Touring the California pacific coast this week in a 2012 Fiat 500c convertible with a full-retraction roof so I can look up at the sky and mountains and trees. $57/day all-in with Turo and my personal insurance w/ comprehensive that covers rentals so I don't need their plan.
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Touring the California pacific coast this week in a 2012 Fiat 500c convertible with a full-retraction roof so I can look up at the sky and mountains and trees. $57/day all-in with Turo and my personal insurance w/ comprehensive that covers rentals so I don't need their plan.
Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
NOTICE: Due to an oversight in the Excel formulas, your previous Mental Stability Quotient was Highly Inflated. Under the corrected calculation, you appear to be Highly Distressed.
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
NOTICE: Due to an oversight in the Excel formulas, your previous Mental Stability Quotient was Highly Inflated. Under the corrected calculation, you appear to be Highly Distressed.
James Cameron finally realized his mistake and Avatar 4 is going to a high-framerate collective 3D goonfest human eyes have never witnessed with such clarity, on a world we are not just voyeurs on but brought into the dream with.
also Quarritch’s girlfriend from the evil tribe is hot
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
James Cameron finally realized his mistake and Avatar 4 is going to a high-framerate collective 3D goonfest human eyes have never witnessed with such clarity, on a world we are not just voyeurs on but brought into the dream with.
I actually have no desire to see the COVID pandemic reflected in art and entertainment. I don't have a wholly cogent answer why, but I don't. It's fine for their world and its characters reflecting ours to have never seen it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I actually have no desire to see the COVID pandemic reflected in art and entertainment. I don't have a wholly cogent answer why, but I don't. It's fine for their world and its characters reflecting ours to have never seen it.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
Merry Christmas 🎄🌃 from our savior
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Merry Christmas 🎄🌃 from our savior
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Film lighting in the old days (modern in certain circumstances) depended on situation. Small, close scenes you'd have Redheads (800w) tungsten halogen, bigger situations had Blondes (2000w), then Seniors (5000w) & then Tenners (10,000w). That amount of energy thrown at you will make you sweat.
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Film lighting in the old days (modern in certain circumstances) depended on situation. Small, close scenes you'd have Redheads (800w) tungsten halogen, bigger situations had Blondes (2000w), then Seniors (5000w) & then Tenners (10,000w). That amount of energy thrown at you will make you sweat.
Currently in a place Amazon deliveries take multiple days and it's basically a USSR simulator.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Currently in a place Amazon deliveries take multiple days and it's basically a USSR simulator.
The aliens in Avatar 3 are noticeably hotter, and – based on its box office – Avatar 4 is probably gonna shape up to be a 3D goontech master class.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The aliens in Avatar 3 are noticeably hotter, and – based on its box office – Avatar 4 is probably gonna shape up to be a 3D goontech master class.
Internet before the great website cuckening
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Internet before the great website cuckening
I'm going to say this with as much crass disregard as I can, but you need to get over Mark Cuban it's fucking weird. When's the last time you thought about your grandmother or looked at the sky at night. Jesus.
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm going to say this with as much crass disregard as I can, but you need to get over Mark Cuban it's fucking weird. When's the last time you thought about your grandmother or looked at the sky at night. Jesus.
Capillary action fucks
My favourite is a video of someone draining water out of an ECU, because water had *crept up the wires*
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Capillary action fucks
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June 2018. I'm in court defending a woman in her late 30s, who was charged with possession of marijuana
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
June 2018. I'm in court defending a woman in her late 30s, who was charged with possession of marijuana
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
This may or may not be based on real events
At the dealership finding out your left CV boot had a high pressure stream of water and grit from a puddle in the parking lot you drove over at 50mph injected past it into your axel assembly
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This may or may not be based on real events
Just saw a hour-long diagnostics video where the car dash turned into a christmas tree of errors no one could figure out... ultimately because a bit of water got past a seal on a brake sensor connector.
I do not even drive over puddles.
I do not even drive over puddles.
Selfie gambling your small sedan won't get hydrolocked in the parking lot. Or you don't accidentally drop your phone. (Edited to blur their face) 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just saw a hour-long diagnostics video where the car dash turned into a christmas tree of errors no one could figure out... ultimately because a bit of water got past a seal on a brake sensor connector.
I do not even drive over puddles.
I do not even drive over puddles.
I'm not the type of girl for you
And I'm not going to pretend
That I'm the type of girl you'd call more than a friend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFM...
And I'm not going to pretend
That I'm the type of girl you'd call more than a friend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFM...
Carly Rae Jepsen - Your Type
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm not the type of girl for you
And I'm not going to pretend
That I'm the type of girl you'd call more than a friend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFM...
And I'm not going to pretend
That I'm the type of girl you'd call more than a friend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFM...
FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
Merry Christmas to the miracle of the free market that lets us express our wants and desires of impossible things made real by the value of our labor.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Merry Christmas to the miracle of the free market that lets us express our wants and desires of impossible things made real by the value of our labor.
