Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
New followers, you can also follow my much funnier and attractive fiancée for all your manga and Old Labour shitposting needs.
jack got included in that starter pack but not me?? sound and smart more like pound and shart smh
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
New followers, you can also follow my much funnier and attractive fiancée for all your manga and Old Labour shitposting needs.
There’s a probably not licensed Azumanga Daioh bubble bobble here.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
There’s a probably not licensed Azumanga Daioh bubble bobble here.
Haven’t seen any tatty St George’s flags in Croydon but I have seen the Māori one.
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Haven’t seen any tatty St George’s flags in Croydon but I have seen the Māori one.
yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
How your email finds me.
The End of Evangelion
Episode 25'
Air
Love is Destructive
Episode 25'
Air
Love is Destructive
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
How your email finds me.
There’s an isekai if nothing else.
Lost In The Former Duchy Of Brabant With My Horse And My Drunken Prussian Flatmate Who Keeps Thinking He Is Pregnant With An Elephant, I Shall Continue To Oppose The Continental System (With My Defensive Lines)
Lost In The Former Duchy Of Brabant With My Horse And My Drunken Prussian Flatmate Who Keeps Thinking He Is Pregnant With An Elephant, I Shall Continue To Oppose The Continental System (With My Defensive Lines)
how there isn't a 29 book horny manga about Wellington and Blücher i don't know.
January 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
There’s an isekai if nothing else.
Lost In The Former Duchy Of Brabant With My Horse And My Drunken Prussian Flatmate Who Keeps Thinking He Is Pregnant With An Elephant, I Shall Continue To Oppose The Continental System (With My Defensive Lines)
Lost In The Former Duchy Of Brabant With My Horse And My Drunken Prussian Flatmate Who Keeps Thinking He Is Pregnant With An Elephant, I Shall Continue To Oppose The Continental System (With My Defensive Lines)
Considering Ţ̶̧̧̪̩͕̘͍̲̠̮̲͖̙̝̬́̎̆͜ḩ̸̛̯̹̜̙͍̮͎͔̖̮̖̩̉̑̋̄̑͒̉̓̓̈́̈́̄͆̃͘ḙ̵̡͇̫͍͈̬̼̫͈̩̣̖̓͗͌͊̊͜͝ͅ ̷̧͍͓̘̟̱̥̯̒͊̏̑̑͛̊͐̔̕̚O̸͖̰̭͉͍̣͂̆̄̏́̓̇͆r̸̙̗̺̀̾͆̋̌́̎͠b̵̧̡͍͔̘̫̤͔͒̽̾̓͆̃̎̅̒̿̕ͅ.
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Considering Ţ̶̧̧̪̩͕̘͍̲̠̮̲͖̙̝̬́̎̆͜ḩ̸̛̯̹̜̙͍̮͎͔̖̮̖̩̉̑̋̄̑͒̉̓̓̈́̈́̄͆̃͘ḙ̵̡͇̫͍͈̬̼̫͈̩̣̖̓͗͌͊̊͜͝ͅ ̷̧͍͓̘̟̱̥̯̒͊̏̑̑͛̊͐̔̕̚O̸͖̰̭͉͍̣͂̆̄̏́̓̇͆r̸̙̗̺̀̾͆̋̌́̎͠b̵̧̡͍͔̘̫̤͔͒̽̾̓͆̃̎̅̒̿̕ͅ.
The thing I like about Jesse is that he's a proper old school conspiracy theorist. Yeah, he believes in Bigfoot and UFOs but he never went down the QAnon rabbit hole.
Sure, we're hiding aliens at Area 51, but the Democrats being run by Satan-worshiping paedophiles at a pizza restaurant? Fuck off!
Sure, we're hiding aliens at Area 51, but the Democrats being run by Satan-worshiping paedophiles at a pizza restaurant? Fuck off!
Former Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura - "I took an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic, since january 6th I view the Republican party as a domestic enemy of the constitution'
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The thing I like about Jesse is that he's a proper old school conspiracy theorist. Yeah, he believes in Bigfoot and UFOs but he never went down the QAnon rabbit hole.
Sure, we're hiding aliens at Area 51, but the Democrats being run by Satan-worshiping paedophiles at a pizza restaurant? Fuck off!
Sure, we're hiding aliens at Area 51, but the Democrats being run by Satan-worshiping paedophiles at a pizza restaurant? Fuck off!
Reposted by Jack Tindale
“we are aware that « Grok » is now offering a spicy måde” is going to be a Eurobeat drop sample by Sunday
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
“we are aware that « Grok » is now offering a spicy måde” is going to be a Eurobeat drop sample by Sunday
Petition for every use of the word from now on, in all English-language news reports, to have it pronounced « Grok ». Usage will automatically plummet by 60 percent.
"We are very well aware of the fact that X for Grok is now offering a spicy mode showing explicit sexual content.
This is not spicy. This is illegal. This is appalling. This is disgusting.
I can confirm we are very seriously looking into this matter."
— Spokesperson @thomasregnier.ec.europa.eu
This is not spicy. This is illegal. This is appalling. This is disgusting.
I can confirm we are very seriously looking into this matter."
— Spokesperson @thomasregnier.ec.europa.eu
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Petition for every use of the word from now on, in all English-language news reports, to have it pronounced « Grok ». Usage will automatically plummet by 60 percent.
Regarding my previous skeet, why do all American news graphics look like they're announcing League One football news?
Everything about this screams, "Pahlavi on ropes after fifth consecutive home defeat for Leyton Orient".
Everything about this screams, "Pahlavi on ropes after fifth consecutive home defeat for Leyton Orient".
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Regarding my previous skeet, why do all American news graphics look like they're announcing League One football news?
Everything about this screams, "Pahlavi on ropes after fifth consecutive home defeat for Leyton Orient".
Everything about this screams, "Pahlavi on ropes after fifth consecutive home defeat for Leyton Orient".
I love London.
A chap sat next to me at the café with an Irish coffee (at 2pm) and turned out to be a retired Iranian civil servant who fled in 1978, hates the Pahlavis because they’re "American puppets" but does want to restore the Qajar dynasty “if they can find one”.
He is, obviously, a Parsi.
A chap sat next to me at the café with an Irish coffee (at 2pm) and turned out to be a retired Iranian civil servant who fled in 1978, hates the Pahlavis because they’re "American puppets" but does want to restore the Qajar dynasty “if they can find one”.
He is, obviously, a Parsi.
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I love London.
A chap sat next to me at the café with an Irish coffee (at 2pm) and turned out to be a retired Iranian civil servant who fled in 1978, hates the Pahlavis because they’re "American puppets" but does want to restore the Qajar dynasty “if they can find one”.
He is, obviously, a Parsi.
A chap sat next to me at the café with an Irish coffee (at 2pm) and turned out to be a retired Iranian civil servant who fled in 1978, hates the Pahlavis because they’re "American puppets" but does want to restore the Qajar dynasty “if they can find one”.
He is, obviously, a Parsi.
Then: Balatro
Now: Balatro
It’s just an absolutely perfect roguelike that never feels unfair or overly ambitious. You can really tell that it had one creator from start to end who really ensured it was perfectly balanced.
Now: Balatro
It’s just an absolutely perfect roguelike that never feels unfair or overly ambitious. You can really tell that it had one creator from start to end who really ensured it was perfectly balanced.
Quote this with your favourite game from 2024, and whether that's changed from what you would have said a year ago
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Then: Balatro
Now: Balatro
It’s just an absolutely perfect roguelike that never feels unfair or overly ambitious. You can really tell that it had one creator from start to end who really ensured it was perfectly balanced.
Now: Balatro
It’s just an absolutely perfect roguelike that never feels unfair or overly ambitious. You can really tell that it had one creator from start to end who really ensured it was perfectly balanced.
Clackers! Who remembers clackers? That was a playground favourite! Do you remember the Aztec bar? Steakhouse Grill, who remembers that? Norman! You remember the Steakhouse Grill, don't you? There's always a Norman, isn't there? Always somewhere there's a Norman. You remember Norman churches? They we
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Clackers! Who remembers clackers? That was a playground favourite! Do you remember the Aztec bar? Steakhouse Grill, who remembers that? Norman! You remember the Steakhouse Grill, don't you? There's always a Norman, isn't there? Always somewhere there's a Norman. You remember Norman churches? They we
Because it's pussy on a stick.
Experience: I’m Britain’s best gravedigger
Experience: I’m Britain’s best gravedigger
People say my job must make me morbid, but I think the opposite is true, I truly appreciate life
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Because it's pussy on a stick.
Reposted by Jack Tindale
You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice
3. Segasonic Cosmo Fighter
This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice
They should bring this voice back imo
This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice
They should bring this voice back imo
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice
Then: Octopath Traveller II
Now: Slay the Princess
The later is genuinely one of the most emotive experiences I have had with a video game. If you haven't played it yet then you must do so and please go in spoiler free.
Now: Slay the Princess
The later is genuinely one of the most emotive experiences I have had with a video game. If you haven't played it yet then you must do so and please go in spoiler free.
Quote this with your favourite game from 2023 NOW, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Then: Octopath Traveller II
Now: Slay the Princess
The later is genuinely one of the most emotive experiences I have had with a video game. If you haven't played it yet then you must do so and please go in spoiler free.
Now: Slay the Princess
The later is genuinely one of the most emotive experiences I have had with a video game. If you haven't played it yet then you must do so and please go in spoiler free.
It could not be more simple, Misato.
You want me to show this to the penguin, and have the penguin tell you what it is? 'Cause the penguin’s gonna get it!
You want me to show this to the penguin, and have the penguin tell you what it is? 'Cause the penguin’s gonna get it!
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
It could not be more simple, Misato.
You want me to show this to the penguin, and have the penguin tell you what it is? 'Cause the penguin’s gonna get it!
You want me to show this to the penguin, and have the penguin tell you what it is? 'Cause the penguin’s gonna get it!
Disgusting. There should be a three year public inquiry first.
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Disgusting. There should be a three year public inquiry first.
Still can’t see “Shadow Fleet” without hearing it in my head to the Persona 4 Golden opening.
“Trump, is illusive
He’s nowhere to be found”
“Trump, is illusive
He’s nowhere to be found”
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Still can’t see “Shadow Fleet” without hearing it in my head to the Persona 4 Golden opening.
“Trump, is illusive
He’s nowhere to be found”
“Trump, is illusive
He’s nowhere to be found”
Got all my spices out to make some authentic Mexican tacos. 🌮 😊
January 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Got all my spices out to make some authentic Mexican tacos. 🌮 😊
Oh, right, then, Pokémon (Blue) - I was five and I didn't actually start playing it until I got it for my seventh birthday (got Silver the following year) but now I would probably have to say Metal Slug. Graphic wise it still holds up magnificently.
Now we come to the furthest back I'll go, the year of my birth
Quote this with your favourite game from 1996 NOW, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Quote this with your favourite game from 1996 NOW, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Oh, right, then, Pokémon (Blue) - I was five and I didn't actually start playing it until I got it for my seventh birthday (got Silver the following year) but now I would probably have to say Metal Slug. Graphic wise it still holds up magnificently.