Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
Can’t tell you how much I screamed this on the first one.
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Can’t tell you how much I screamed this on the first one.
i literally went for a drink at the french house literally this afternoon what are we even doing here
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i literally went for a drink at the french house literally this afternoon what are we even doing here
🎵 And those walking simulators, on pretensions will insist / They'll none of them be Myst, you know they'll not be Myst 🎵
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🎵 And those walking simulators, on pretensions will insist / They'll none of them be Myst, you know they'll not be Myst 🎵
Had a day off when all I did was wake up, have my morning run, go into central London, have lunch, see an art exhibition, have a boozy afternoon reading at a nice pub, and I’m going back via the supermarket to make dinner for my fiancée and people should to this sort of thing more often.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Had a day off when all I did was wake up, have my morning run, go into central London, have lunch, see an art exhibition, have a boozy afternoon reading at a nice pub, and I’m going back via the supermarket to make dinner for my fiancée and people should to this sort of thing more often.
There’s a Dutch bloke sat next to me in the pub who has just dropped “Hbomberguy” and “Philosophy Tube” and “Plastic Paddies” in the same sentence I’m sorry it’s just not a real language.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There’s a Dutch bloke sat next to me in the pub who has just dropped “Hbomberguy” and “Philosophy Tube” and “Plastic Paddies” in the same sentence I’m sorry it’s just not a real language.
I have a rare Monday off so I’ve gone into central and to avoid the rain gone to one of those increasingly rare cafes that has plastic gingham tablecloths, ketchup in a plastic tomato, and which serves exclusively beige food.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I have a rare Monday off so I’ve gone into central and to avoid the rain gone to one of those increasingly rare cafes that has plastic gingham tablecloths, ketchup in a plastic tomato, and which serves exclusively beige food.
YOU LET MATT GOODWIN RUN A YOUTH WING?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
YOU LET MATT GOODWIN RUN A YOUTH WING?!
The Today Programme.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The Today Programme.
Next BBC Director-General: Odds
Tristram Hunt: Evens
Li Shulei: 10/1
The collective hosts of The Rest Is Directors-General: 33/1
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor: [BETTING SUSPENDED]
A looped episode of Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming: 75/1
Grok-generated Victoria Derbyshire: 100/1
David Milireith: 150/1
Tristram Hunt: Evens
Li Shulei: 10/1
The collective hosts of The Rest Is Directors-General: 33/1
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor: [BETTING SUSPENDED]
A looped episode of Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming: 75/1
Grok-generated Victoria Derbyshire: 100/1
David Milireith: 150/1
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Next BBC Director-General: Odds
Tristram Hunt: Evens
Li Shulei: 10/1
The collective hosts of The Rest Is Directors-General: 33/1
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor: [BETTING SUSPENDED]
A looped episode of Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming: 75/1
Grok-generated Victoria Derbyshire: 100/1
David Milireith: 150/1
Tristram Hunt: Evens
Li Shulei: 10/1
The collective hosts of The Rest Is Directors-General: 33/1
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor: [BETTING SUSPENDED]
A looped episode of Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming: 75/1
Grok-generated Victoria Derbyshire: 100/1
David Milireith: 150/1
AI or not, the good thing about this jacket is that it contains nearly enough Tsingtao to get your nan who is recovering from a kidney transplant ever so slightly tipsy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
AI or not, the good thing about this jacket is that it contains nearly enough Tsingtao to get your nan who is recovering from a kidney transplant ever so slightly tipsy.
It will never not be funny that Truss is going to spend more time doing “stuff you have to do as a former PM” than she spent as actually being PM.
She was PM for 1176 hours. With the Queen’s funeral, the Coronation, three Remembrance Sundays (there’s a lunch) she’s up to about 48 already.
She was PM for 1176 hours. With the Queen’s funeral, the Coronation, three Remembrance Sundays (there’s a lunch) she’s up to about 48 already.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It will never not be funny that Truss is going to spend more time doing “stuff you have to do as a former PM” than she spent as actually being PM.
She was PM for 1176 hours. With the Queen’s funeral, the Coronation, three Remembrance Sundays (there’s a lunch) she’s up to about 48 already.
She was PM for 1176 hours. With the Queen’s funeral, the Coronation, three Remembrance Sundays (there’s a lunch) she’s up to about 48 already.
Reposted by Jack Tindale
Reposted by Jack Tindale
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
Me when you post cringe.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me when you post cringe.
Went out for a big curry.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Went out for a big curry.
That Albert Speer hoodie would be more socially acceptable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That Albert Speer hoodie would be more socially acceptable.
Genuinely barked out laughing at the 2008 Japanese cover for one of the Fighting Fantasy books. Apparently Ian Livingstone was not very impressed (original for context).
The artist in question is Yosai Kuchu, who amongst other things did Makai Tenshi Jiburīru which is one of *those* visual novels.
The artist in question is Yosai Kuchu, who amongst other things did Makai Tenshi Jiburīru which is one of *those* visual novels.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Genuinely barked out laughing at the 2008 Japanese cover for one of the Fighting Fantasy books. Apparently Ian Livingstone was not very impressed (original for context).
The artist in question is Yosai Kuchu, who amongst other things did Makai Tenshi Jiburīru which is one of *those* visual novels.
The artist in question is Yosai Kuchu, who amongst other things did Makai Tenshi Jiburīru which is one of *those* visual novels.
On occasion I do recall my Barnsley genes.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
On occasion I do recall my Barnsley genes.
Cones likes her choccy milk.
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Cones likes her choccy milk.
Making our annual pilgrimage to the Boob Bunny (or Booby).
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Making our annual pilgrimage to the Boob Bunny (or Booby).
I do love the sculpture park.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I do love the sculpture park.
My favourite version of this is people moaning about the Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree because it’s “sparse” or “spindly” and make out that it’s a coded insult for Brexit/Socialism/Wokes.
Yes! One of my favourite times of year, the inaugural "crap Christmas tree" story. It's not quite as special as the first "shit Winter Wonderland" one, but it's nearly there.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My favourite version of this is people moaning about the Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree because it’s “sparse” or “spindly” and make out that it’s a coded insult for Brexit/Socialism/Wokes.
Yes! One of my favourite times of year, the inaugural "crap Christmas tree" story. It's not quite as special as the first "shit Winter Wonderland" one, but it's nearly there.
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Yes! One of my favourite times of year, the inaugural "crap Christmas tree" story. It's not quite as special as the first "shit Winter Wonderland" one, but it's nearly there.