Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
TBH I'm just going to assume that every statement from Venezuelan authorities with a backdrop of an official building is just this until further notice.
"Hey you, get that balalaika out of the, uh, Vice President's office."
"Hey you, get that balalaika out of the, uh, Vice President's office."
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
TBH I'm just going to assume that every statement from Venezuelan authorities with a backdrop of an official building is just this until further notice.
"Hey you, get that balalaika out of the, uh, Vice President's office."
"Hey you, get that balalaika out of the, uh, Vice President's office."
dont siege caracas take it immediately
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
dont siege caracas take it immediately
My low stakes conspiracy theory is that Big Camera have a specific agreement with Apple to make their iPhone cameras incapable of photographing the Moon properly so you have to buy a proper camera for purely that fiction.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My low stakes conspiracy theory is that Big Camera have a specific agreement with Apple to make their iPhone cameras incapable of photographing the Moon properly so you have to buy a proper camera for purely that fiction.
When you lose the Battle of Holsord and decide to surrender rather than go out guns blazing.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
When you lose the Battle of Holsord and decide to surrender rather than go out guns blazing.
Happy New Year to this enormous squirrel who has found a piece of shortbread.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Happy New Year to this enormous squirrel who has found a piece of shortbread.
Broke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to Hearts of Iron mods.
Broke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to unmodded Crusader Kings III.
Bespoke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to launch edition Victoria 3.
Broke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to unmodded Crusader Kings III.
Bespoke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to launch edition Victoria 3.
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Broke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to Hearts of Iron mods.
Broke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to unmodded Crusader Kings III.
Bespoke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to launch edition Victoria 3.
Broke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to unmodded Crusader Kings III.
Bespoke: American foreign policy is run by kids addicted to launch edition Victoria 3.
I've just heard that Edmundo González is at Chiswick roundabout.
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I've just heard that Edmundo González is at Chiswick roundabout.
Josh Widdecombe is on Radio 4 talking about his new podcast, which is all about trends in popular culture, something that apparently no one has ever done before because he wanted to do something unique.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Josh Widdecombe is on Radio 4 talking about his new podcast, which is all about trends in popular culture, something that apparently no one has ever done before because he wanted to do something unique.
Not behaviour becoming of the inaugural winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Not behaviour becoming of the inaugural winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.
It tastes like fizzy Benylin!
Now to discuss a less controversial topic:
Dr. Pepper is the grossest soft drink ever invented.
Dr. Pepper is the grossest soft drink ever invented.
a monster is holding a can of dr pepper in its mouth
ALT: a monster is holding a can of dr pepper in its mouth
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It tastes like fizzy Benylin!
Reposted by Jack Tindale
CONES' ANIME OF THE YEAR THREAD
wondering what 2025 anime is worth checking out? want a sexy lady opinion that you can Trust™? look no further my friends. here's my top 10, some honourable mentions - and some mentions of shame.
wondering what 2025 anime is worth checking out? want a sexy lady opinion that you can Trust™? look no further my friends. here's my top 10, some honourable mentions - and some mentions of shame.
a girl with a heart in a speech bubble is being displayed on a phone screen
ALT: a girl with a heart in a speech bubble is being displayed on a phone screen
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
CONES' ANIME OF THE YEAR THREAD
wondering what 2025 anime is worth checking out? want a sexy lady opinion that you can Trust™? look no further my friends. here's my top 10, some honourable mentions - and some mentions of shame.
wondering what 2025 anime is worth checking out? want a sexy lady opinion that you can Trust™? look no further my friends. here's my top 10, some honourable mentions - and some mentions of shame.
A mate of mine is in Australia and has been to, and I swear I am not making this up, the tap-room of the brewery that Bob Hawke set up. It also has Chinese restaurant in an industrial estate in his honour. This is somehow only the third or fourth most Bob Hawke thing ever.
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
A mate of mine is in Australia and has been to, and I swear I am not making this up, the tap-room of the brewery that Bob Hawke set up. It also has Chinese restaurant in an industrial estate in his honour. This is somehow only the third or fourth most Bob Hawke thing ever.
Always funny how utterly shite the Rhodesians were in terms of being white supremacists. The economy was entirely at the whim of global crop and nickel prices, failed any efforts at self-sufficiency, and had a transient population of petit-bourgeois car salesmen and the failsons of Scottish peers.
This ICE post is a reference to a Rhodesian Army recruiting poster ("Be A Man Among Men") that's very popular with white supremacists.
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Always funny how utterly shite the Rhodesians were in terms of being white supremacists. The economy was entirely at the whim of global crop and nickel prices, failed any efforts at self-sufficiency, and had a transient population of petit-bourgeois car salesmen and the failsons of Scottish peers.
Back to watching this on a loop and focusing on a different, funny element of it, each time.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Back to watching this on a loop and focusing on a different, funny element of it, each time.
I do think it's "quite" funny that the two most powerful countries on earth are run by basically the same person (spoilt nepobabies who surround themselves with yes men and don't have any awareness of how half the population work and see things).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
China's plan to boost birth rates with condom tax and cheaper childcare
Chinese people pay a 13% sales tax on contraceptives from 1 January, while childcare services are exempt.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I do think it's "quite" funny that the two most powerful countries on earth are run by basically the same person (spoilt nepobabies who surround themselves with yes men and don't have any awareness of how half the population work and see things).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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EVEN WORSTERER: i want to escape from princess lessons
this show was the most rancid piece of turbo ass i have ever seen, not only this year, but since i watched fucking pupa
ebert.gif: i hated this anime. hated hated hated hated hated this anime. hated it. screed attached 🙂
this show was the most rancid piece of turbo ass i have ever seen, not only this year, but since i watched fucking pupa
ebert.gif: i hated this anime. hated hated hated hated hated this anime. hated it. screed attached 🙂
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
EVEN WORSTERER: i want to escape from princess lessons
this show was the most rancid piece of turbo ass i have ever seen, not only this year, but since i watched fucking pupa
ebert.gif: i hated this anime. hated hated hated hated hated this anime. hated it. screed attached 🙂
this show was the most rancid piece of turbo ass i have ever seen, not only this year, but since i watched fucking pupa
ebert.gif: i hated this anime. hated hated hated hated hated this anime. hated it. screed attached 🙂
hey its my super cool fiancée (soon to be wife) and her super cool anime of the year list, why not read it?
CONES' ANIME OF THE YEAR THREAD
wondering what 2025 anime is worth checking out? want a sexy lady opinion that you can Trust™? look no further my friends. here's my top 10, some honourable mentions - and some mentions of shame.
wondering what 2025 anime is worth checking out? want a sexy lady opinion that you can Trust™? look no further my friends. here's my top 10, some honourable mentions - and some mentions of shame.
a girl with a heart in a speech bubble is being displayed on a phone screen
ALT: a girl with a heart in a speech bubble is being displayed on a phone screen
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
hey its my super cool fiancée (soon to be wife) and her super cool anime of the year list, why not read it?
Time to make my annual New Year’s Day fish pie.
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Time to make my annual New Year’s Day fish pie.
Never clicked a link faster in my life.
Brian Butterfield is a rare example of a comic parody that has long transcended the thing it was parodying.
Brian Butterfield is a rare example of a comic parody that has long transcended the thing it was parodying.
Brand new on Dirty Feed:
I absolutely guarantee that you have not read this fact about The Peter Serafinowicz Show and The Butterfield Detective Agency sketch ANYWHERE else.
www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/01/ever...
I absolutely guarantee that you have not read this fact about The Peter Serafinowicz Show and The Butterfield Detective Agency sketch ANYWHERE else.
www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/01/ever...
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Never clicked a link faster in my life.
Brian Butterfield is a rare example of a comic parody that has long transcended the thing it was parodying.
Brian Butterfield is a rare example of a comic parody that has long transcended the thing it was parodying.
Absolutely rammed with middle class families at the Horniman. If you need someone to arbitrate a fight outside a pub in South East London today you’re bang out of luck.
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Absolutely rammed with middle class families at the Horniman. If you need someone to arbitrate a fight outside a pub in South East London today you’re bang out of luck.
The random guys in regimental dress in the audience have ended me.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The random guys in regimental dress in the audience have ended me.