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Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I would often go there
To the tiny church there
The smallest church in Saint-Saëns
Though it once was larger
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
sorry cones I know you want my body but there is a four and quarter hour deductland video out so we are gonna do that instead
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don’t know what level of South London “a fried chicken shop flying the LTTE flag” is but it’s bloody high.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What a production line (forgot the rugby was on…).
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Am I Ted Heath or can I get a least one strike?
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gone bowling.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Unfortunately there is.

It's not quite Speer Hoodie levels but it nearly is.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Really hate how much I want one of the Paradox Interactive Christmas Jumpers.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Made an amazing sandwich.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just to confirm there’s no hard feelings about the EU defence deal, I’m making Moules Normandes.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Game’s gone.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wow i didnt know countries could do that
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
THE OVEN'S TOO HOT. IT'S TOO BLOODY HOT! IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING. TELL IT TO STOP!
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Okay, well done Guardian, time for the FT to up their game.

I like whisky and it would be good to show solidarity with Scotland but I think I'd opt for the Gladstone choice of sherry with a beaten egg (this was at a time when the Budget speech took four hours because he did them line by line).
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Unironic centrist use of this. Marvellous.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Can I just shock you? I like Nippon Kaigi. Despite what I just said earlier.
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Booked the flights to Sapporo for our honeymoon!
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Still not quite as good as when the DeStantis staffer did this one.

Ron DeSantis be like, "nice campaign donald, however i have already portrayed you as relatively nice and normal and me as patrick fucking bateman for some reason"
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
more on this breaking news as we get it
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM