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Julianna 💎
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Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Kill the boy, and let the woman be born

(29 | trans | British | left-liberal | disabled | she/her)

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Wanted to do a "Games I've played" thread for this year. So, err, this is the starting post
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It does make me proud of our culture that we’ve all pretty universally agreed that a 97 yr old lady dying of a preexisting illness was Liz Truss’ personal fault
And Johnson and Sunak, I suppose, but nobody shat the bed quite like Liz. Killed the queen, fucked the pound, properly pissed off bloody everyone, including Tory voters, all in the space of like a fortnight. Outlasted by a lettuce. Let's not forget her achievements pls.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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I understand it's just a conceit, but it's always very funny to me that the universal translator in ME can handle basically any situation and slang except inflecting tone for an Elcor, who literally announce their intended tone
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Gumshoe, my love, to me has more specifically a 1930s / 1940s accent.
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 AM
The English localisation of Ace Attorney being set in LA was obviously an overly cautious decision and I tend to just ignore it and pretend it's set in Japan anyway, but I do find it hard not to imagine Dick Gumshoe with a thick New York accent
Though, whilst the localisation of the first game is pretty good, I am now realising it's weird that the bribe motive is in dollars and not yen, given the English version is still obviously set in Japan. It's not doing the Japanifornia thing from Ace Attorney
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Tried the English dub, since it's the voices I'm familiar with, but they didn't even get the same actor for Monokuma? Subs it is
Me: well, that was a load of fucking nonsense

Also me: might check out the anime
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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I replayed that game on maniac difficulty (so the minigames were extra obnoxious) the same week I gave up cigarettes. Suffice it to say, I do not remember the experience fondly
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I’m on Chapter 6 of Danganronpa 2 and I chose the wrong game to play whilst I was ill
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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"the cat distribution system" is a fun and cute concept but I do kind of worry that some people are going to inadvertently run off with someone else's cat that just happens to be very friendly lol.
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Slightly adjacent conversation but I really think the term “Blairite” needs to be retired from modern politics.

Tony Blair doesn’t even really seem to be a Blairite anymore - the whole term and grouping barely makes sense anymore
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
My kingdom for people to stop calling Starmer-adjacent folk “liberals”
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Feel like I’m going to have to start taking notes to keep track of the lore for these bits
We asked the party leaders to comment on this startling turn of events

Keir Starmer: *hold music*

Sanae Takaichi: what the fuck?

Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Due to a bureaucratic mixup, Ed Davey is now the Prime Minister of Japan and Sanae Takaichi is scheduled to walk a tightrope over the Humber
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Wes Streeting Ministry in full:

March 2025: Becomes PM unopposed, appoints Morgan McSweeney chief of staff
April 2025: Appoints Peter Mandelson Director General of the BBC under the urging of Morgan McSweeney
May 2025: Resigns over Mandelson scandal
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The decent odds on Streeting, a man almost scientifically designed to lose a Labour leadership contest, continue to disprove the wisdom of the betting markets applying to politics
Ed Miliband backed into second favourite to be next leader on Betfair, now has marginally shorter odds than Wes Streeting.
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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on the flipside, it was kinda funny seeing right-wingers in the US and australia, acting like their life was over after the last canadian election lol
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Right-wingers commenting on right-wing success in other countries are always so predictable and formulaic
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I forgot about Nick Timothy’s Rasputin look
"Come join us"
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Still underdiscussed IMO how given the conditions it was actually an underperformance.
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think still bragging about turning things around after the disaster of 2019 rings a bit hollow when Labour is currently heading to a scale of defeat not seen since the Great Depression, and that was against Centrist Voltron
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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*Nigel Farage wearing a giant false moustache and on the phone to Keir Starmer*

Keir, it's Nigel - shit - err... Nigel McSweeney here, Morgan's cousin. He says the best way to defeat Reform would be to call a snap election and lose horribly. Then you can win the 2030 election from opposition!
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hearing that McSweeney cruely refused to give Starmer a hint to solve the riddles as he left Number 10
“Starmer didn’t fully trust Mandelson (because he wasn’t enough of a kiss-arse, not because of the Epstein thing), but Morgan McSweeney had stolen all his pens and made him solve a series of cryptic riddles to get them back, so he couldn’t write a formal letter sacking him”
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Couldn't remember the context for when I posted this and, lol, it was also Mandelson-related
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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So stand down Starmer,
Stand down please,
Stand down Staaarmer
Whine & Grine/Stand Down Margaret (2012 Remaster)
YouTube video by The English Beat - Topic
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September 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
*runs back into the room, out of breath*

Morgan McSweeney has resigned, Keir Starmer must resign
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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sir keir sneaks into your house and gives you a DIY orchiectomy asmr
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM