Dalassa
@dalassa.bsky.social
Accidental Pharisee defender. Thinks hedgehogs are cute.
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Dalassa
@dalassa.bsky.social
· Apr 6
I am making a thread of the beginnings of all the chapters of the Pharisee’s Wife so it’s easier to find.
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I don't think the kids are alright, the kids are clearly broken (and it's our fault) but they are funny and that is better than nothing so I'll take it
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don't think the kids are alright, the kids are clearly broken (and it's our fault) but they are funny and that is better than nothing so I'll take it
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As a Jew I'm quite excited for the 5th "new year" of the year lol
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As a Jew I'm quite excited for the 5th "new year" of the year lol
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Screenshot because quotes are closed and I am largely agreeing with the poster but…
Weirdly enough I think my WASP grandparents got around that eventually to embrace my Jewish mother and her family by extension.
Weirdly enough I think my WASP grandparents got around that eventually to embrace my Jewish mother and her family by extension.
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Screenshot because quotes are closed and I am largely agreeing with the poster but…
Weirdly enough I think my WASP grandparents got around that eventually to embrace my Jewish mother and her family by extension.
Weirdly enough I think my WASP grandparents got around that eventually to embrace my Jewish mother and her family by extension.
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also more directly to the point: i always wanna ask these guys if they think WASPs of their grandparents time considered their grandparents as having successfully assimilated.
spoiler: they did not!
spoiler: they did not!
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
also more directly to the point: i always wanna ask these guys if they think WASPs of their grandparents time considered their grandparents as having successfully assimilated.
spoiler: they did not!
spoiler: they did not!
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j'existe
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
j'existe
Using the endonym for Ethiopian Jews.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Using the endonym for Ethiopian Jews.
At some point my profile is just going to be weird stands I keep having to take on this website.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
At some point my profile is just going to be weird stands I keep having to take on this website.
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hey, hot take, but I think we should shame full on adults who go to a theme park, which is for children, to get shitfaced.
The surging popularity of a drinking challenge at Epcot highlights the thin line between magical and messy. “You have to stay locked in, so as to not scare the children.”
The Wildest Ride at Epcot: Keeping Day Drinkers From Getting Trashed
The fan-made ‘Drinking Around the World’ challenge has made the park a draw, but things can go from magical to messy in a hurry.
on.wsj.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hey, hot take, but I think we should shame full on adults who go to a theme park, which is for children, to get shitfaced.
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Everyone loves BlueSky, the last website made of words and not images
We regret to inform you nobody here can read
We regret to inform you nobody here can read
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Everyone loves BlueSky, the last website made of words and not images
We regret to inform you nobody here can read
We regret to inform you nobody here can read
What is wrong with your country that you think Jews shouldn’t gather outside?
Begs the question: Why did they go ahead or not move the event indoors or organize more of their own security.
Jewish security group assessed the event as high- risk and asked for stronger police presence at Bondi Hanukkah festival.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw... #auspol #nswpol
Jewish security group assessed the event as high- risk and asked for stronger police presence at Bondi Hanukkah festival.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw... #auspol #nswpol
Jewish community asked for stronger police presence at Hanukkah festival
A security group deemed the celebration as a high-risk event ahead of the deadly shooting.
www.smh.com.au
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What is wrong with your country that you think Jews shouldn’t gather outside?
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everyone thinks they’re a bayesian until they have to update their priors
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
everyone thinks they’re a bayesian until they have to update their priors
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If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.
If I made a post about my kid like this and tagged them I would deserve no less than being cut off forever.
I see the kid is 19 now but I think there are some places that would start checking their child abuse case law if this had started before the kid was 18.
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If I made a post about my kid like this and tagged them I would deserve no less than being cut off forever.
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A woman came up to the dock and when I asked her what charity she wanted to benefit she asked if we had any lgbtq charities. What I MEANT to say is that we started as a gay mutual aid group in the 80s raising money for people with aids. What I SAID was “oh we’re all very gay here”
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A woman came up to the dock and when I asked her what charity she wanted to benefit she asked if we had any lgbtq charities. What I MEANT to say is that we started as a gay mutual aid group in the 80s raising money for people with aids. What I SAID was “oh we’re all very gay here”
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ok yeah I haven’t yet tried THIS solution to winter seasonal depression, true
Have you tried burying yourself in mud, slowing your heart rate, and occasionally breathing through your butt for a couple months?
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ok yeah I haven’t yet tried THIS solution to winter seasonal depression, true
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I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class
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Stripping people of citizenship is fascism.
This is exactly why I strongly opposed the move to strip Shamima Begum of her citizenship. Plenty of Brits have dual citizenship, often through a parent, or have access to another citizenship whether they intend to take it up or not, including all Jewish people & most people born in Northern Ireland
Ask this question and its follow-up. Like Begum before him, Alaa el-Fattah is being used as a crowbar to shift reasonable people - even some progressives - into a space of thinking that full citizenship, if granted recently or dual, is retroactively conditional or attracts a lower class of rights.
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Stripping people of citizenship is fascism.
Seen any good sunrises lately? How are your parents doing?
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Seen any good sunrises lately? How are your parents doing?
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me, playing Civ: Okay, *this* game I'm gonna play as a warmongering tyrant
Me, playing Civ: ...okay but if I raze the city to the ground where will the people in it live? :(
Me, playing Civ: ...okay but if I raze the city to the ground where will the people in it live? :(
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
me, playing Civ: Okay, *this* game I'm gonna play as a warmongering tyrant
Me, playing Civ: ...okay but if I raze the city to the ground where will the people in it live? :(
Me, playing Civ: ...okay but if I raze the city to the ground where will the people in it live? :(
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Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.
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A lot of people get mad when you suggest that MTG might be a real antisemite.
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A lot of people get mad when you suggest that MTG might be a real antisemite.
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“I’m an atheist who believes all scriptures are full of lies, which is why I reference scripture all the time and, when confronted with the antisemitism of the lies, find it nigh impossible to apologize for not recognizing antisemitism when I see it and just stop making scriptural references.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“I’m an atheist who believes all scriptures are full of lies, which is why I reference scripture all the time and, when confronted with the antisemitism of the lies, find it nigh impossible to apologize for not recognizing antisemitism when I see it and just stop making scriptural references.”