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Effin' Birds
@effinbirds.com
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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 7d
NEW SHOWS ADDED in Indiana, Salt Lake and Atlanta! Check eatf.art/where to find out where you can meet your pal Effin' Birds in 2026.
a list of upcoming appearances. FAN EXPO Vancouver February 14- 16 (All Day) Alaska Comicon February 21- 22 (All Day) FAN EXPO Cleveland March 13 -15 (AII Day) Toronto Comicon March 20 -22 (AIl Day) Calgary Expo April 23-26 (AIl Day) FAN EXPO Denver May 28 -31 (All Day)
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"please stop drinking from our toilets"
The Vancouver Convention Centre is committed to sustainability and uses recycled non-potable water from its Water Treatment Facility to flush toilets and urinals. This water Is not intended for consumption.
February 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "it must be a great comfort that nothing in your fuckin' life has ever been your fault"
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Found @effinbirds.com today and got a fantastic pin! 💜
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you are an irresponsible crap pile"
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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I was there when it happened!
February 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Sorry for defacing your book, Fraser Valley Regional Public Library
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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kindwordsorbees.bsky.social
We were really sick yesterday, so I didn't flip my @effinbirds.com calendar until today. I had to define "mundane" to my 9yo before she chose today's mad-lib.

I died upon turning the page. IYKYK.
The calendar page for Feb 14/15. There's an exquisite rendition of a songbird on a branch with a circle at its butt that reads 'Make your own Effin' Birds.' Below bird and circle it reads 'Fill in the blank, then turn the page' followed by 'a mundane, traditionally male task (past tense)' although the picture cuts off all but the t in tense. Hand written on the line below is "chopped wood."
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "I assure you that I am in no way shitting your dick"
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "did you really just leave me a fucking voicemail?"
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what in the fuck is my life"
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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nwgh.bsky.social
Today’s @effinbirds.com madlib turned out pretty damn good.
A vulgar madlib-type calendar with a drawing of a duck standing over text that reads “His dick fell off because a woman took out the trash”.
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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See you soon, Vancouver!
kirmley.bsky.social Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 2d
heading to the convention centre to see @effinbirds.com today
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "I believe I speak for all of us when I say fuck that guy"
February 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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My new @effinbirds.com shirts arrived today and they make me so happy.
Three T-shirts. Two are grey, one powder blue. One says "Can You Not", one says "I Am A Goddamned Delight" and one says "you cannot be fucking serious"
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "brace yourself for a category 5 shitstorm"
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Today’s @effinbirds.com daily calendar entry is perfect for how I feel about the state of things.
This is a page from a daily calendar. There is a drawing of a sparrow on the right side is the page. To the left, writer in all caps are these words: “Who could have predicted this bullshit” Below that, written inside a mustard yellow strip that spans the bottom of the page, is today’s date, Friday, February 13, 2026.
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "well, that was a fucking waste of resources"
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "what the shit are you doing?"
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Vancouver, BC! Fairbanks, Alaska! See you soon!
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "where's the fuckin' gin?"
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "brace yourself for bullshit"
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "are you fuckin' lost?"
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "Surely you're not that fucking stupid"
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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I think I want one of each.
effinbirds.com Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24d
Winter wonderland my ass.
January 23, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "Swear to fuck, i've met smarter potatoes"
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM