SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
computer security person. former helpdesk.
The industrial revolution was not a mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The industrial revolution was not a mistake
*loud buzzing errrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound*
VENESSA, SHOW ME THE MAP OF NATO
VENESSA, SHOW ME THE MAP OF NATO
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*loud buzzing errrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound*
VENESSA, SHOW ME THE MAP OF NATO
VENESSA, SHOW ME THE MAP OF NATO
It's giving Sicario.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's giving Sicario.
Dawg what is happening
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Dawg what is happening
7-likes, two-weeks-old comment at the top of the Instagram reply scroll, above ones with 4000 likes.
The algorithm controls everything
The algorithm controls everything
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
7-likes, two-weeks-old comment at the top of the Instagram reply scroll, above ones with 4000 likes.
The algorithm controls everything
The algorithm controls everything
There reason they call me Swift on Security. There will be lore.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There reason they call me Swift on Security. There will be lore.
Calm down.
Breathe.
Remember:
Breathe.
Remember:
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Calm down.
Breathe.
Remember:
Breathe.
Remember:
Fun fact I used to be famous and ppl liked me
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fun fact I used to be famous and ppl liked me
One time I sincerely complimented an idea in Windows that never really panned out at the time, but was genius. It was the precursor to so much of authentication today. They sent me a signed copy of the book they wrote about it. I'm sorry Vittorio is no longer with us.
Be exuberant. I hope I helped.
Be exuberant. I hope I helped.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
One time I sincerely complimented an idea in Windows that never really panned out at the time, but was genius. It was the precursor to so much of authentication today. They sent me a signed copy of the book they wrote about it. I'm sorry Vittorio is no longer with us.
Be exuberant. I hope I helped.
Be exuberant. I hope I helped.
Yes I did make a powershell script to iteratively query the DMV API for every word with an O in that position
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yes I did make a powershell script to iteratively query the DMV API for every word with an O in that position
Now this one was a winner but I went with a different option
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Now this one was a winner but I went with a different option
One time I figured out this is an available license plate
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One time I figured out this is an available license plate
The orbital defense cannon on a 1.7 kilometer-wide depressed pivot platform,hearing about American construction permit requirements
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The orbital defense cannon on a 1.7 kilometer-wide depressed pivot platform,hearing about American construction permit requirements
Knowing the NIMBYs will never let me make it real
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Knowing the NIMBYs will never let me make it real
A trick taught from a follower in an earlier time, an easier age...
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A trick taught from a follower in an earlier time, an easier age...
Please listen to me about the water sensors. I had them but long story and I didn't see and get there in time. This has been $110k+ insurance $30k+ myself and no matter what it looks like it wasn't worth it
(+Given each worker on this $60 in 20's extra and it's been a LOT but it paid off so far...)
(+Given each worker on this $60 in 20's extra and it's been a LOT but it paid off so far...)
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Please listen to me about the water sensors. I had them but long story and I didn't see and get there in time. This has been $110k+ insurance $30k+ myself and no matter what it looks like it wasn't worth it
(+Given each worker on this $60 in 20's extra and it's been a LOT but it paid off so far...)
(+Given each worker on this $60 in 20's extra and it's been a LOT but it paid off so far...)
Holy shit I'm going to cry. 2 years walking on bare concrete and now it's this.
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Holy shit I'm going to cry. 2 years walking on bare concrete and now it's this.
If you donate to your local food bank remember your employer might match your donations and double them. Every month I send $50 and they get $100
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you donate to your local food bank remember your employer might match your donations and double them. Every month I send $50 and they get $100
When I'm sad I remember just to scroll to a random point in my phone album and look for Taylor Swift and everything will be OK
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When I'm sad I remember just to scroll to a random point in my phone album and look for Taylor Swift and everything will be OK
The real difficulty you have with me is determing what is actually a joke
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The real difficulty you have with me is determing what is actually a joke