SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
computer security person. former helpdesk.
I would TOTALLY write a dark SNL sketch where the main character realizes his family on vacation is in an exact replicate of the Sicario dinner scene and weird stuff keeps happening
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I would TOTALLY write a dark SNL sketch where the main character realizes his family on vacation is in an exact replicate of the Sicario dinner scene and weird stuff keeps happening
There reason they call me Swift on Security. There will be lore.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There reason they call me Swift on Security. There will be lore.
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That’s an IT Master Sergeant, FR.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That’s an IT Master Sergeant, FR.
Most dangerous woman in the world
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Most dangerous woman in the world
To be fair that was not originally the plan
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
To be fair that was not originally the plan
Self-deprecation is not attractive and I have to factor that in removing this so I'm sorry I haven't given up hope yet
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Self-deprecation is not attractive and I have to factor that in removing this so I'm sorry I haven't given up hope yet
🥺❤️ thank you for this beautiful response truly
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
🥺❤️ thank you for this beautiful response truly
The really successful people never become people until they retire and I respect that because that takes real game. It's not the kind of game they teach you in blunder school.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The really successful people never become people until they retire and I respect that because that takes real game. It's not the kind of game they teach you in blunder school.
I liked when people liked me that was fun for a while
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I liked when people liked me that was fun for a while
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
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It’s not a coincidence that Trump is simultaneously flaunting a gilded White House and lavish parties at Mar-a-Lago while also making life harder for those who are not wealthy.
He doesn’t fear the poor and enjoys our hardship.
Our suffering pairs with his gluttonous appetites better than any wine.
He doesn’t fear the poor and enjoys our hardship.
Our suffering pairs with his gluttonous appetites better than any wine.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s not a coincidence that Trump is simultaneously flaunting a gilded White House and lavish parties at Mar-a-Lago while also making life harder for those who are not wealthy.
He doesn’t fear the poor and enjoys our hardship.
Our suffering pairs with his gluttonous appetites better than any wine.
He doesn’t fear the poor and enjoys our hardship.
Our suffering pairs with his gluttonous appetites better than any wine.
An appeal to the adjudication of history is something anyone can fall back to. But history fails its adherents as commonly as it punishes them. And thus, they are so few, that know who was right... the entire time.
We can all call the failure. But the dead win too. And who is left for them?
We can all call the failure. But the dead win too. And who is left for them?
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
An appeal to the adjudication of history is something anyone can fall back to. But history fails its adherents as commonly as it punishes them. And thus, they are so few, that know who was right... the entire time.
We can all call the failure. But the dead win too. And who is left for them?
We can all call the failure. But the dead win too. And who is left for them?