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Hacker, Rapper, Developer, dade.

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23anddeleteme please
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I haven’t been paying attention but has anybody done a “You Don’t Mess With The Zohran” movie poster yet?
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I'm really sick of "open enrollment" why am I having to decide shit every year until I die
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No, email inbox, Black Friday does NOT start today, Monday November 3rd.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’ve been reading documents and speeches from the founding fathers in an effort to learn more about the early days of the country.

This morning I read Benjamin Franklin’s “Rules by Which a Great Empire May Be Reduced to a Small One” from 1773.

Think I may have stumbled upon the 2025 playbook.
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@swiftonsecurity.com your deleted post caused me to lose some very well crafted alt text on images I was posting in response, but bsky won’t let me reply to a deleted post.

Try this outfit if you want to counteract your LLM observation.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A 9th-grader just told me a joke:

What does the F stand for in John F Kennedy??

Nothing. They added it after he died, to pay respect.

(What's funniest to me is a 13 year old knowing some dumb reference from when they were three. Internet culture is wild.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The stupid ass Gemini icon near my window controls in Chrome might be the straw that breaks the camel's back and finally gets me to uninstall Chrome.
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I think about this a lot.
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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@umich.edu faculty call for an honorary degree for Trump

“We have proven that we have no hard moral principles and no hill on which we will die.”

www.michigandaily.com/opinion/op-e...
Why Trump would be perfect for an honorary U-M doctoral degree
Awarding Trump an honorary doctoral degree would be an opportunity to recognize the long way the University has walked in less than two years. U-M juniors may still remember times when the campus code...
www.michigandaily.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There’s a line in Charlie Chaplin’s “A King in New York” from 1957 where the king says “I’d rather be thought a successful crook than a destitute monarch.”

Little did he know that in 2025, a man from New York would prove you could be both.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mike Johnson gives big “top of the list at layoff season” energy. Like the guy in standup every morning who says “I’ve just been really busy but I’ll finish that task this week for sure” for 6 straight months.
Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The OpenAI browser is a plot to remind us that even though Chrome collects as much as it can about us, it can always get worse.
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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me to my therapist after every session
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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BREAKING: Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 reut.rs/42uh3Aw
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@textfiles.com I don’t know how to request something get archived, but Robert Murray-Smith passed recently and I think YouTube channel should be archived. I’m not home for quite a while or I’d do it myself. I don’t know how YouTube handles these situations.

youtube.com/@thinkingand...
Robert Murray-Smith
Oddly enough the channel is about empowerment. It is my belief that with creativity, experimentation and a get up and go attitude anything can be achieved. Link that with the use of local resources an...
youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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I guess I haven't clearly articulated this in writing, but friends do not let friends without substantive IT work experience and/or a credible IT degree take cybersecurity career bootcamps in 2025.

They are up to no good. Shenanigans. Malfeasance. They are not a safe way to get a job.
October 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Let’s talk about AI art.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@deviantollam.bsky.social hi again, I am looking for a lock recommendation for a home. I feel like you said a specific schlage lock that has a little keypad on it in one of your talks, but don’t remember which talk or which lock. Is there a specific model number better than the others?
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
OH: “would you rather wellness stipend or health care? I would rather wellness stipend”

Oh San Francisco, you goofy fucks.
September 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I decided to publish my Murdergram Freeverse song that I made for @elcannibal.bsky.social's Subnet Project for Defcon 33.

It's very unpolished, but it has some wordplay in it that I'm particularly proud of.

Enjoy. Or don't. I'm not your mother.

soundcloud.com/0xdade/murde...
Murdergram Free verse
I promised Cannibal I'd do a song for the Subnet Project at Defcon 33. I subsequently forgot I made that promise and found myself in a panic, not sure what I would do. I had this instrumental on my ph
soundcloud.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Every time a “thought leader” rings the AI bell, a developer’s home directory gets its wings (an LLM runs `rm -rf ~/` on their workstation)
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM