mmmtORBS (eerie!)
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
I already threw them away, no pics were taken. but I will show you a pizza I made instead
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I already threw them away, no pics were taken. but I will show you a pizza I made instead
I give you this card
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I give you this card
beautiful art for the discerning kl homa sooners fan
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
beautiful art for the discerning kl homa sooners fan
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one
went to waffle house the other night
![me in the security monitor screen thingy above the register at waffle house. I have a creepy featureless mask on top of my head but my regular [creepier] face is looking down so the mask is kinda pointed at the camera](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/bafkreidkomyboxg6rghhvtbhw7exovzyszl6vgcnabczbzt34rdzk72uie@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
went to waffle house the other night
I’m really good at texting
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m really good at texting
here’s my bad costume by the way. hope I can play guitar in it 😓
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
here’s my bad costume by the way. hope I can play guitar in it 😓
infamous oklahoman Won’t Rogers
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
infamous oklahoman Won’t Rogers
if you were a roller coaster tycoon npc would you come to my park called Pinkin Park
October 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
if you were a roller coaster tycoon npc would you come to my park called Pinkin Park
god damn that is a long ass P!!
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
god damn that is a long ass P!!
I also kinda think I look like this guy in a few shots from this movie. damn all my doppelgängers are way better looking than me 😭
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I also kinda think I look like this guy in a few shots from this movie. damn all my doppelgängers are way better looking than me 😭
a friend said they saw me in a poster at the post office
just what I need, another doppelgänger 🙄
just what I need, another doppelgänger 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
a friend said they saw me in a poster at the post office
just what I need, another doppelgänger 🙄
just what I need, another doppelgänger 🙄
there is a bat flapping around the print shop I’m working in
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
there is a bat flapping around the print shop I’m working in
1k likes and I’ll drink this
October 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
1k likes and I’ll drink this
you know I had to do it to ‘em
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
you know I had to do it to ‘em
pumpkin-lookin-ass bell pepper
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
pumpkin-lookin-ass bell pepper
photo of me in my natural habitat
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
photo of me in my natural habitat
now you listen here ya dingus egg
October 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
now you listen here ya dingus egg
sometimes I like to drive to my hometown to check in on the old skate spots 😊
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
sometimes I like to drive to my hometown to check in on the old skate spots 😊
look at the cool automatic door I’ve installed; all I have to do is turn the knob and it swings right open. technology is amazing
September 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
look at the cool automatic door I’ve installed; all I have to do is turn the knob and it swings right open. technology is amazing