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to be crystal clear: i am not approx. 67k years old. that's straight up laughable
well, Optimus is always in "attack" mode and that's why we can't have guests over, anymore
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
well, Optimus is always in "attack" mode and that's why we can't have guests over, anymore
you see, what he does is "whisper" to dogs
not literally whisper but like, he can communicate on *their* level
like a real-world dr. doolittle
not literally whisper but like, he can communicate on *their* level
like a real-world dr. doolittle
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
you see, what he does is "whisper" to dogs
not literally whisper but like, he can communicate on *their* level
like a real-world dr. doolittle
not literally whisper but like, he can communicate on *their* level
like a real-world dr. doolittle
did you read "the boomer bible"
i did and it destroyed my mind a little
i did and it destroyed my mind a little
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
did you read "the boomer bible"
i did and it destroyed my mind a little
i did and it destroyed my mind a little
does it even *feel* like we're traveling at 600km per second thru the cosmos (relative to the cmbr) ?
when i was 13 i thought going 90mph in a pontiac fiero was fast
what did i know
not a lot as it turns out
when i was 13 i thought going 90mph in a pontiac fiero was fast
what did i know
not a lot as it turns out
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
does it even *feel* like we're traveling at 600km per second thru the cosmos (relative to the cmbr) ?
when i was 13 i thought going 90mph in a pontiac fiero was fast
what did i know
not a lot as it turns out
when i was 13 i thought going 90mph in a pontiac fiero was fast
what did i know
not a lot as it turns out
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nobody puts baby in a coroner
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
nobody puts baby in a coroner
it's a parmesan cheese footbath
(it doesn't do anything !)
(it doesn't do anything !)
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it's a parmesan cheese footbath
(it doesn't do anything !)
(it doesn't do anything !)
don't worry if ur label doesn't believe in you
if it's a good song, it's a good song
(i know someone needs this message rn)
if it's a good song, it's a good song
(i know someone needs this message rn)
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
don't worry if ur label doesn't believe in you
if it's a good song, it's a good song
(i know someone needs this message rn)
if it's a good song, it's a good song
(i know someone needs this message rn)
it's a little something *i* like to call "marijuana"
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
it's a little something *i* like to call "marijuana"
have you ever seen someone drink 24 beers and not change at all, noticeably
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
have you ever seen someone drink 24 beers and not change at all, noticeably
who really cares if something's derivative
*everything* is derivative, when you think about it
when you think abote it (canadian)
people are so anxious about influence
*everything* is derivative, when you think about it
when you think abote it (canadian)
people are so anxious about influence
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
who really cares if something's derivative
*everything* is derivative, when you think about it
when you think abote it (canadian)
people are so anxious about influence
*everything* is derivative, when you think about it
when you think abote it (canadian)
people are so anxious about influence
maybe try being a little bit more *like* jessie
maybe then you'd get a girl like he has
just moaning about it will get you *nowhere* pal
maybe he has a really nice ass or something
maybe he's funny !
maybe then you'd get a girl like he has
just moaning about it will get you *nowhere* pal
maybe he has a really nice ass or something
maybe he's funny !
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
maybe try being a little bit more *like* jessie
maybe then you'd get a girl like he has
just moaning about it will get you *nowhere* pal
maybe he has a really nice ass or something
maybe he's funny !
maybe then you'd get a girl like he has
just moaning about it will get you *nowhere* pal
maybe he has a really nice ass or something
maybe he's funny !
sorry but there *is* a "no gamer words" sign in the lobby and we ask that you respect that 🙏
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
sorry but there *is* a "no gamer words" sign in the lobby and we ask that you respect that 🙏
oh, you want me to "take these broken wings, and learn to fly again ?"
sorry but i'm not a flight engineer
wish i could help 😔
i could call an uber
sorry but i'm not a flight engineer
wish i could help 😔
i could call an uber
December 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
oh, you want me to "take these broken wings, and learn to fly again ?"
sorry but i'm not a flight engineer
wish i could help 😔
i could call an uber
sorry but i'm not a flight engineer
wish i could help 😔
i could call an uber
that scene at the end of "lost in translation"
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
that scene at the end of "lost in translation"
i think cher might be immortal
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i think cher might be immortal
now you're listening to "more than this" by roxy music (1982)
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
now you're listening to "more than this" by roxy music (1982)
"do you really want to hurt me ?
do you really want to MAKE me cryyyyyyy?"
i wouldn't've stayed until it got to that point
do you really want to MAKE me cryyyyyyy?"
i wouldn't've stayed until it got to that point
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"do you really want to hurt me ?
do you really want to MAKE me cryyyyyyy?"
i wouldn't've stayed until it got to that point
do you really want to MAKE me cryyyyyyy?"
i wouldn't've stayed until it got to that point
got a wallet case for my phone for Christmas and i feel like i'm back in korea
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
got a wallet case for my phone for Christmas and i feel like i'm back in korea
we *instinctively* enjoy the sound of things frying
really says a lot about our species
you don't have to be *taught* what's beautiful, what's delightsome
really says a lot about our species
you don't have to be *taught* what's beautiful, what's delightsome
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
we *instinctively* enjoy the sound of things frying
really says a lot about our species
you don't have to be *taught* what's beautiful, what's delightsome
really says a lot about our species
you don't have to be *taught* what's beautiful, what's delightsome
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finally all our peanus stop hort
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
finally all our peanus stop hort
wanna replace my brain w/ a fragrant ginger paste
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
wanna replace my brain w/ a fragrant ginger paste
reframing my thoughts
selling the old frames to pay for the new frames
anyone want to buy some old frames
that's the problem is that frames lose their value so quickly
on the other hand new frames are so expensive
it's one of those "catch 22" things you're always hearing about
selling the old frames to pay for the new frames
anyone want to buy some old frames
that's the problem is that frames lose their value so quickly
on the other hand new frames are so expensive
it's one of those "catch 22" things you're always hearing about
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
reframing my thoughts
selling the old frames to pay for the new frames
anyone want to buy some old frames
that's the problem is that frames lose their value so quickly
on the other hand new frames are so expensive
it's one of those "catch 22" things you're always hearing about
selling the old frames to pay for the new frames
anyone want to buy some old frames
that's the problem is that frames lose their value so quickly
on the other hand new frames are so expensive
it's one of those "catch 22" things you're always hearing about
did you just "skip on flavor," bro ?
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
did you just "skip on flavor," bro ?
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Crack the hot dog like a glow stick boom it's warm
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Crack the hot dog like a glow stick boom it's warm
this changes everything
(self-heating hotdog)
(self-heating hotdog)
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
this changes everything
(self-heating hotdog)
(self-heating hotdog)