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to be crystal clear: i am not approx. 67k years old. that's straight up laughable
well, Optimus is always in "attack" mode and that's why we can't have guests over, anymore
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
you see, what he does is "whisper" to dogs

not literally whisper but like, he can communicate on *their* level

like a real-world dr. doolittle
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
did you read "the boomer bible"

i did and it destroyed my mind a little
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
does it even *feel* like we're traveling at 600km per second thru the cosmos (relative to the cmbr) ?

when i was 13 i thought going 90mph in a pontiac fiero was fast

what did i know

not a lot as it turns out
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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nobody puts baby in a coroner
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it's a parmesan cheese footbath

(it doesn't do anything !)
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
don't worry if ur label doesn't believe in you

if it's a good song, it's a good song

(i know someone needs this message rn)
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
it's a little something *i* like to call "marijuana"
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
have you ever seen someone drink 24 beers and not change at all, noticeably
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
who really cares if something's derivative

*everything* is derivative, when you think about it

when you think abote it (canadian)

people are so anxious about influence
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
maybe try being a little bit more *like* jessie

maybe then you'd get a girl like he has

just moaning about it will get you *nowhere* pal

maybe he has a really nice ass or something

maybe he's funny !
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
sorry but there *is* a "no gamer words" sign in the lobby and we ask that you respect that 🙏
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
oh, you want me to "take these broken wings, and learn to fly again ?"

sorry but i'm not a flight engineer

wish i could help 😔

i could call an uber
December 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
that scene at the end of "lost in translation"
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i think cher might be immortal
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
now you're listening to "more than this" by roxy music (1982)
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"do you really want to hurt me ?

do you really want to MAKE me cryyyyyyy?"

i wouldn't've stayed until it got to that point
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
got a wallet case for my phone for Christmas and i feel like i'm back in korea
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
we *instinctively* enjoy the sound of things frying

really says a lot about our species

you don't have to be *taught* what's beautiful, what's delightsome
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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finally all our peanus stop hort
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
wanna replace my brain w/ a fragrant ginger paste
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
reframing my thoughts

selling the old frames to pay for the new frames

anyone want to buy some old frames

that's the problem is that frames lose their value so quickly

on the other hand new frames are so expensive

it's one of those "catch 22" things you're always hearing about
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
did you just "skip on flavor," bro ?
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Crack the hot dog like a glow stick boom it's warm
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this changes everything

(self-heating hotdog)
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM