rajohns0
@rajohns0.bsky.social
And the jokes they’re always bad
sorry for being here
He/Him
saltines are a complete food
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rajohns0
@rajohns0.bsky.social
· Dec 7
When I die, I’m donating my body to my wife in case she wants to do something with it
lol didn’t think I could be more bursting with hatred lol
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
lol didn’t think I could be more bursting with hatred lol
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If American Democracy brought us to this, than of what use was American Democracy?
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
If American Democracy brought us to this, than of what use was American Democracy?
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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I made you a mixtape, your honor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I made you a mixtape, your honor.
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Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
It’s weird that Ariel had spent her whole life under water and that her skin didn’t immediately burn to a crisp once she started walking around on land
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It’s weird that Ariel had spent her whole life under water and that her skin didn’t immediately burn to a crisp once she started walking around on land
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what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
I’d prefer gentle and kind linemen actually
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I’d prefer gentle and kind linemen actually
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For sale; Baby shoes, never worn.
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
For sale; Baby shoes, never worn.
I hope you have a blessed new year eve
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I hope you have a blessed new year eve
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day because of the sausage gravy
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day because of the sausage gravy
Happy spend the next month writing the wrong year on things
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Happy spend the next month writing the wrong year on things
The Naked Gun (2025) is a good nye film and also a good other days film
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 AM
The Naked Gun (2025) is a good nye film and also a good other days film
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You know what’s cool?
(Yeah, me neither)
(Yeah, me neither)
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 AM
You know what’s cool?
(Yeah, me neither)
(Yeah, me neither)
Happy still old year from my perspective tbh
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Happy still old year from my perspective tbh
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One of the great poets of our time, Smash Mouth guy, once said, “Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'”
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
One of the great poets of our time, Smash Mouth guy, once said, “Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'”
I’ve been aging some milk in the sink just for tonight 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I’ve been aging some milk in the sink just for tonight 🥳
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I was wished a Happy New Year at the end of 2024 and it didn't work.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I was wished a Happy New Year at the end of 2024 and it didn't work.
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happy birthday bill nye
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
happy birthday bill nye
I just had some delicious lamb biryani so we can end this year now
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I just had some delicious lamb biryani so we can end this year now
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the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn
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just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,