rajohns0
@rajohns0.bsky.social
And the jokes they’re always bad
Full of silliness and spite
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rajohns0
@rajohns0.bsky.social
· Dec 7
When I die, I’m donating my body to my wife in case she wants to do something with it
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joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
Make the astronauts go back up there
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Make the astronauts go back up there
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
Has salt on the inner walls, sharp crumbs at the bottom
Reply or quote with a punchline:
"Yeah, I've got a dick like a Pringles can. It _________________"
"Yeah, I've got a dick like a Pringles can. It _________________"
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Has salt on the inner walls, sharp crumbs at the bottom
Say what you want about the tenets of the GOP, at least it’s an ethos
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Say what you want about the tenets of the GOP, at least it’s an ethos
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
Chuck Schumer should resign because he sucks but he should do it in the funniest way possible because we deserve it
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Chuck Schumer should resign because he sucks but he should do it in the funniest way possible because we deserve it
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retire bitch
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
retire bitch
Kinda neat how the Democrats have simplified things so much that “I hate the government” is the right amount of nuance
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Kinda neat how the Democrats have simplified things so much that “I hate the government” is the right amount of nuance
There is a special tier of hatred I have for that father and son who shave together
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
There is a special tier of hatred I have for that father and son who shave together
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the human beings eating your face party
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the human beings eating your face party
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Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheboygan law. He’s going to make you eat a shitload of cheese curds.
Mamdani is going to implement Shoryuken law. He's doing to whiff your low kicks and bypass all projectile attacks.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
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I didn’t reply you. Please respond.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I didn’t reply you. Please respond.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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So just a heads up being supportive of trans folks wins you elections.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So just a heads up being supportive of trans folks wins you elections.
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Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo is holding his event at the Ziegfeld Theater in Midtown Manhattan, steps from Radio City Music Hall.
https://to.pbs.org/4oUGhkd
https://to.pbs.org/4oUGhkd
WATCH LIVE: Andrew Cuomo's election night watch party
Cuomo is holding his event at the Ziegfeld Theater in Midtown Manhattan, steps from Radio City Music Hall.
www.pbs.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo is holding his event at the Ziegfeld Theater in Midtown Manhattan, steps from Radio City Music Hall.
https://to.pbs.org/4oUGhkd
https://to.pbs.org/4oUGhkd
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Get the dersh in front of a tv camera now!
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Get the dersh in front of a tv camera now!
Ok I’ll bite, what’s New York?
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ok I’ll bite, what’s New York?
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A victory for aloof wives everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A victory for aloof wives everywhere
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Message from Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Message from Mamdani
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Never compete with a Texan in a poop eating contest
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Never compete with a Texan in a poop eating contest