rajohns0
@rajohns0.bsky.social
And the jokes they’re always bad
sorry for being here
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rajohns0
@rajohns0.bsky.social
· Dec 7
When I die, I’m donating my body to my wife in case she wants to do something with it
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I'm currently in HR for stealing an employee's energy drink.
In my defense, I didn't know that it was Frankstein's Monster.
In my defense, I didn't know that it was Frankstein's Monster.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm currently in HR for stealing an employee's energy drink.
In my defense, I didn't know that it was Frankstein's Monster.
In my defense, I didn't know that it was Frankstein's Monster.
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
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November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Just like mom used to make.
Get your DIY recipe out of here.
Get your DIY recipe out of here.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just like mom used to make.
Get your DIY recipe out of here.
Get your DIY recipe out of here.
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I hated the idea of a worm in his brain because a brain has only room for one worm. And I wanted to be the worm of his brain. Snuggled up therein the way worms are wont to do
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I hated the idea of a worm in his brain because a brain has only room for one worm. And I wanted to be the worm of his brain. Snuggled up therein the way worms are wont to do
Josh Naylor everyone
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Josh Naylor everyone
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Happy November 16th
I used to be an Ignorant Piece Of Shit
I used to be an Ignorant Piece Of Shit
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Happy November 16th
I used to be an Ignorant Piece Of Shit
I used to be an Ignorant Piece Of Shit
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bill clinton got his dick sucked by a bat at the wuhan wet market in 2019
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
bill clinton got his dick sucked by a bat at the wuhan wet market in 2019
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We've replaced crying with sitting around trying really hard to post
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We've replaced crying with sitting around trying really hard to post
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
After some deep reflection, I’d like a Sons Of Anarchy reboot with Ed Gein in it
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
After some deep reflection, I’d like a Sons Of Anarchy reboot with Ed Gein in it
I keep going back and forth on going to a different Costco today. Not too sure about it
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I keep going back and forth on going to a different Costco today. Not too sure about it
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Is there a posting site that hasn’t been completely ruined when it’s owners follow their instincts?
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is there a posting site that hasn’t been completely ruined when it’s owners follow their instincts?
It’s Port season everyone
What if I turned into a guy who drinks port
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It’s Port season everyone
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
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I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
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muppet movie posters: thread
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
muppet movie posters: thread
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Congratulations Aaron Judge, the Yankees wouldn’t have made it exactly to the ALDS without you
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Congratulations Aaron Judge, the Yankees wouldn’t have made it exactly to the ALDS without you
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Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can't and won't be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can't and won't be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
November 5, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can't and won't be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can't and won't be used against me in a court of law...
Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
Congratulations Aaron Judge, the Yankees wouldn’t have made it exactly to the ALDS without you
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Congratulations Aaron Judge, the Yankees wouldn’t have made it exactly to the ALDS without you