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And the jokes they’re always bad

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Promo poster for the Disney film Wish. Asha is raising her hand upward towards the title which reads: Wish Her goat friend is standing and smiling to her right
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Promo poster for the Disney film Wish. Asha is raising her hand upward towards the title which reads: Wish Her goat friend is standing and smiling to her right
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Thanks for quite the special and absurd season Mariners. Let’s do it again soon
Scene from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dennis is talking to Mac. The text reads: This is crazy, but I’m having feelings again
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Me, whenever I do or don’t do something
Tobias Funke, wearing blue face paint and a suit and tie, standing at a microphone. Text reads: I feel like a fucking idiot
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Gladys, in the It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode “The Nightman Cometh” speaking to a character offscreen. Frank and Artemis are behind her, Frank is dressed like a troll. The text reads: I forgot to tell you, the Seattle Mariners won a playoff game today
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Photo of a page from the Dr. Seuss book, “one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish” There is a fuzzy lil guy with a very large mustache. His arms are outstretched and he has a star on his belly. Below him reads: From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Still photo from Birdbox. A man forcefully holds open the eyes of a woman. Text at the bottom states: Candy corn is good
September 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Bluesky, proudly:
Scene of Kristoff in Frozen 2 yelling to Anna as she runs away. His back is turned and he’s raising his hand and pinching his fingers. The text reads: “we will die”
September 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future:
Frank Costanza yelling
August 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you joy and happiness
Phil (Tandy) Miller and Todd from The Last Man On Earth. Tandy is holding a shotgun
August 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Me after doing yard work for 3 hours today (it was sunny out too)
Still of Boromir in Fellowship Of The Ring. Man with longish hair and heavy cloaks and armor. He has 3 arrows stuck in his torso and he is very weak from battle. He will die soon
July 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Scene from I Think You Should Leave. A man and woman sit in a sci fi/futuristic themed restaurant. They have drinks on the table and a #5 card awaiting a food order. The woman has blonde hair to her mid back and the man has brown hair to his shoulders and is wearing a v neck T shirt with a shiny jacket. They look upset.
July 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Kind of pixelated photo of Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men
July 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Mac and Dee in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dressed as guardian angels, khaki pants, red suspender, black sleeveless tees, and red berets. Mac is holding a tiny little bat
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh with his Seattle Mariners City Connect Jersey open, exposing his chest. Behind him are ominous dark clouds
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The 14th you say?
Photo of Longlegs in a snowy yard. He has long, messy white hair, very pale complexion, white jacket, white vest, white shirt. He has a somewhat menacing grin
June 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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So there you have it. The receipts. Hostility for men is abundant on BlueSky. When you see reports of boys and men falling for the right wing echo chamber maybe reflect on this.
Photo of three men. Two of them are in black and yellow and purple and green windbreakers respectively. They are pouring flour and cookie icing on the third man who is already covered in flour. He is wearing a busily decorated romper (the design is obscured by all the flour). He has a beard and he has a beehive hairdo with the sides curling downwards. He is beginning to cry.
May 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Men elsewhere are morons also
Norman Rockwell’s painting, Freedom Of Speech
May 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Name a vampire that isn’t Dracula
A photo of the world in space
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Pope
Photo of Richard Dunn. And elderly man in a tan jacket and plaid shirt. He has thinning hair and glasses. He is leaning back in his seat after saying the word “plibt” Text of screen reads: Plibt
May 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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YOUR HAIR, IT’S EVERYWHERE
SCREAMING INFIDELITIES, AND TAKING ITS WEAR
Maria in the film Sound Of Music, playing an acoustic guitar and singing with her mouth open to the children in her care on a hilltop
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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We need this to happen in real life
Promotional poster for the movie Frogs. Text reads: If you are squeamish stay home!!! Cold green skin against soft, warm flesh! … a Croak … a Scream! FROGS
April 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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A movie from the year you turned 18

28 Days Later (2003)
Movie poster for the film 28 Days Later
April 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Your Seattle Mariners infield, 2025
Lunch lady from Billy Madison, serving extra sloppy Sloppy Joes
April 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Charlie Tahan as Wyatt Langmore in Ozark. Text reads “wanna hear some computer noises?”
April 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM