Emma™
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
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you live in a society, i thrive in a society
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
you live in a society, i thrive in a society
being a politician is so fucking easy i can't believe i havent done it yet. literally all you have to do is be confident and lie. i do that on auto-pilot, couldn't stop doing it if i tried. i would be running the country by now if i had even a smidge of ambition
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
being a politician is so fucking easy i can't believe i havent done it yet. literally all you have to do is be confident and lie. i do that on auto-pilot, couldn't stop doing it if i tried. i would be running the country by now if i had even a smidge of ambition
NOT NOW, mom!!! cant you see im jorking it crazy style right now???
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
NOT NOW, mom!!! cant you see im jorking it crazy style right now???
chat does flint genuinely not have clean drinking water yet. cause that would actually be insane
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
chat does flint genuinely not have clean drinking water yet. cause that would actually be insane
congratulations to Jimmy, 12, from ohio, on winning the war on drugs!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
congratulations to Jimmy, 12, from ohio, on winning the war on drugs!!!
the dinosaurs didnt go extinct, they're just taking a nap i think
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the dinosaurs didnt go extinct, they're just taking a nap i think
ive tried to use chat gpt a few times now and every single time i just have literally no idea what i even want to ask it to do. genuinely what do people use this for
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ive tried to use chat gpt a few times now and every single time i just have literally no idea what i even want to ask it to do. genuinely what do people use this for
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what every cat hears, then ignores
dude please wake up, i really gotta pee
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
what every cat hears, then ignores
dude please wake up, i really gotta pee
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
dude please wake up, i really gotta pee
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i bet itd feel soooo good to get waken up by a bedbug sucking you off
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i bet itd feel soooo good to get waken up by a bedbug sucking you off
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X has a banger guideline section under their help center now
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
X has a banger guideline section under their help center now
you being unable to come up with a different explanation doesn't make your explanation true, it just means you lack imagination
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
you being unable to come up with a different explanation doesn't make your explanation true, it just means you lack imagination
bros before hoes, as in right on the front lines
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
bros before hoes, as in right on the front lines
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NEVER ask a woman if she has rabies
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
NEVER ask a woman if she has rabies
get in loser, we're getting rabies
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
get in loser, we're getting rabies
(almost 29 years old voice) im literally fucking 30😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
(almost 29 years old voice) im literally fucking 30😭
i cant imagine being 80 and still caring about things
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i cant imagine being 80 and still caring about things
i wouldve loved to smoke crack with charles ponzi and have him pitch his business to me
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i wouldve loved to smoke crack with charles ponzi and have him pitch his business to me
I'm lacrosse intolerant
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm lacrosse intolerant
i dont mean to brag, but i can spell bourgeoisie without googling it. cause i have autocorrect
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i dont mean to brag, but i can spell bourgeoisie without googling it. cause i have autocorrect
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elect me to make fucking machines cost $20
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
elect me to make fucking machines cost $20
champagne socialism? yes comrade. when we're in power, things like champagne will no longer be exclusive to the bourgeoisie
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
champagne socialism? yes comrade. when we're in power, things like champagne will no longer be exclusive to the bourgeoisie
i just got primary'd
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i just got primary'd
unlock requirement vs my average die in the dungeon run time LOL
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
unlock requirement vs my average die in the dungeon run time LOL
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you're now pissing your pants manually
March 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
you're now pissing your pants manually