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Emma™
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)

💙Impeach Biden💙

she™/her™

My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
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white people will literally season their depression before seasoning their food
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
seasons? in MY depression??? it's more likely than u think
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
why arent you mad at me
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i cant stand the way the narrator of the infographics show sounds
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
people only say im dutch because they are hateful and jealous
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ayo penis
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
newsflash, asshole: i love you :)
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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First date idea: you buy bussy, you're not gay!
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what the fuck is going on here man
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
im a slut (in theory)
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
(screaming) (softly) IT'S GIELINOR GAMES DAY!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-I...
THE GREAT RUNESCAPE ITEM HUNT - Gielinor Games 5 (#4)
YouTube video by SoupRS
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i won't be a monkey's uncle. that life aint for me.
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
(showing you a cool rock i found) this is my son
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm not arrogant, i'm just better than you
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
they cut a jerk into a circle
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Best sentence you’ll read all week
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
it's dutch el clasico time. surely my team will rise to the occasion. surely.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
'cats have nine lives' is not actually true. in reality, cats TAKE nine lives. my cat Mao has taken five already
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
you've jacked your last off
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
oh my god i dropped my phone on my toe I'm gonna fucking kill myself aaaaaaaaaaaaa
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
sesevenen
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
permission to mog you, your honor
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
when you got the whole squad laughing 😂😂 but nobody's laughing... 😔
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
to me, all dog are hot dogs..,.
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
enemies in quasimorphs introduction missions: lol i found some dude's severed arm, maybe i can smack her over the head with it or smth? like if she doesnt shoot me in the face immediately?

enemies in quasimorphs first real story mission: yeah so i brought an RPG and blasted her with 20 missiles,
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM