Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
· Nov 21
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
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Super Bowl halftime show: The future is happening and you don’t have to be afraid of it.
Super Bowl commercials: Don‘t worry, Baby Boomers, computers can now reverse aging and replace your crumbling memory, you don’t have to change, NOTHING has to change, EVER.
Super Bowl commercials: Don‘t worry, Baby Boomers, computers can now reverse aging and replace your crumbling memory, you don’t have to change, NOTHING has to change, EVER.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Super Bowl halftime show: The future is happening and you don’t have to be afraid of it.
Super Bowl commercials: Don‘t worry, Baby Boomers, computers can now reverse aging and replace your crumbling memory, you don’t have to change, NOTHING has to change, EVER.
Super Bowl commercials: Don‘t worry, Baby Boomers, computers can now reverse aging and replace your crumbling memory, you don’t have to change, NOTHING has to change, EVER.
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Watched the halftime show. I guess where I fundamentally depart from MAGA is that, when I see something like this, celebrating a culture that's not quite mine, with some references I don't get, something that's not For Me ... I *like* it. I like seeing inside other worlds. Why wouldn't you?
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Watched the halftime show. I guess where I fundamentally depart from MAGA is that, when I see something like this, celebrating a culture that's not quite mine, with some references I don't get, something that's not For Me ... I *like* it. I like seeing inside other worlds. Why wouldn't you?
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It's fucking hilarious that fucking Kid Rock can't even fucking karaoke his own fucking shitty songs.
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM
It's fucking hilarious that fucking Kid Rock can't even fucking karaoke his own fucking shitty songs.
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BREAKING: Riots in Philadelphia following Seahawks win
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
BREAKING: Riots in Philadelphia following Seahawks win
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RIP Hunter S. Thompson you would have loved football
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 AM
RIP Hunter S. Thompson you would have loved football
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think it’s safe to say bad bunny is the mvp
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
think it’s safe to say bad bunny is the mvp
Imagine being mad at me and I'm just over here trying to lower your expectations
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Imagine being mad at me and I'm just over here trying to lower your expectations
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it’s called the post because it’s so over
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
it’s called the post because it’s so over
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I hope Canada brought their “eh” game to the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I hope Canada brought their “eh” game to the Winter Olympics
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
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*judging potato dumplings on a pierogi basis
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
*judging potato dumplings on a pierogi basis
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you know there was a least one engineer named Seth that worked on the death star that always referred to it as the "seth star" under his breath - rip king
May 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
you know there was a least one engineer named Seth that worked on the death star that always referred to it as the "seth star" under his breath - rip king
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🎶We're talking root down, I put my boot down
And if you want to battle me, you're putting loot down
I said it’s root down, it's time to scoot down
I'm-a step up to the mic in my goose down
And if you want to battle me, you're putting loot down
I said it’s root down, it's time to scoot down
I'm-a step up to the mic in my goose down
June 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
🎶We're talking root down, I put my boot down
And if you want to battle me, you're putting loot down
I said it’s root down, it's time to scoot down
I'm-a step up to the mic in my goose down
And if you want to battle me, you're putting loot down
I said it’s root down, it's time to scoot down
I'm-a step up to the mic in my goose down
I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
February 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
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If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
Including both Mario and Luigi in the Olympics opening ceremony was a nice touch
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Including both Mario and Luigi in the Olympics opening ceremony was a nice touch
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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snoop is hip-hop's kid rock
October 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
snoop is hip-hop's kid rock
Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad
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*sets New York Times push alert notifications to get an update when the thing finally happens
October 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
*sets New York Times push alert notifications to get an update when the thing finally happens
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It's like meeting the man of your dreams when all you need is a knife
September 9, 2024 at 5:55 PM
It's like meeting the man of your dreams when all you need is a knife
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Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
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Maybe the real chicken butts were the ones we guessed what along the way
March 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Maybe the real chicken butts were the ones we guessed what along the way