George Wallace
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Life comes atcha pretty fast and whatnot.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Life comes atcha pretty fast and whatnot.
You never hear about PRE nasal drip. Shout out to all the folks with nasals already drippin' from before and whatnot.
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
You never hear about PRE nasal drip. Shout out to all the folks with nasals already drippin' from before and whatnot.
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
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RALEIGH, NC!!! Will you be my Valentine on February 13th, 14th and 15th and whatnot? Four showtimes to choose from. Let's pack that sucker with love and laughter.
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
RALEIGH, NC!!! Will you be my Valentine on February 13th, 14th and 15th and whatnot? Four showtimes to choose from. Let's pack that sucker with love and laughter.
This ain't Yemen,
Free Don Lemon.
Free Don Lemon.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This ain't Yemen,
Free Don Lemon.
Free Don Lemon.
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
RALEIGH, NC!!! Will you be my Valentine on February 13th, 14th and 15th and whatnot? Four showtimes to choose from. Let's pack that sucker with love and laughter.
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
RALEIGH, NC!!! Will you be my Valentine on February 13th, 14th and 15th and whatnot? Four showtimes to choose from. Let's pack that sucker with love and laughter.
The fox ain't just in the hen house. The fox gold-plated the hen house and put Putin on the wall and whatnot.
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The fox ain't just in the hen house. The fox gold-plated the hen house and put Putin on the wall and whatnot.
Just know, if you don't realize he's out of his wockaflockin' mind by now, your ass has joined him in Cray Cray Town and whatnot.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Just know, if you don't realize he's out of his wockaflockin' mind by now, your ass has joined him in Cray Cray Town and whatnot.
Don't worry, y'all. If Tulsi is up to no good in Atlanta, Tulsi will get to the bottom of it and take Tulsi down. Look out, Tulsi. You are coming for you!
January 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Don't worry, y'all. If Tulsi is up to no good in Atlanta, Tulsi will get to the bottom of it and take Tulsi down. Look out, Tulsi. You are coming for you!
Don't worry, y'all. If Kash Patel and the FBI are up to no good in Atlanta, Kash Patel and the FBI will get to the bottom of it and take Kash Patel and the FBI down. Look out, Kash Patel and the FBI. You are coming for you!
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Don't worry, y'all. If Kash Patel and the FBI are up to no good in Atlanta, Kash Patel and the FBI will get to the bottom of it and take Kash Patel and the FBI down. Look out, Kash Patel and the FBI. You are coming for you!
Thank God we have his leadership in times of turmoil and whatnot. #25thAmendment #Whatnot
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Thank God we have his leadership in times of turmoil and whatnot. #25thAmendment #Whatnot
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
"The American dream belongs to all of us." - Kamala Harris
"Sometimes you need a dictator." - Walking Circus Peanut
"Sometimes you need a dictator." - Walking Circus Peanut
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"The American dream belongs to all of us." - Kamala Harris
"Sometimes you need a dictator." - Walking Circus Peanut
"Sometimes you need a dictator." - Walking Circus Peanut
My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot.
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot.
You can't stop @donlemonofficial.bsky.social You can only hope to contain him and whatnot. Xoxoxo
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
You can't stop @donlemonofficial.bsky.social You can only hope to contain him and whatnot. Xoxoxo
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
Every time the Walking Circus Peanut points at a boogeyman, he's taking something REAL from you and your family and whatnot. Suckas.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Every time the Walking Circus Peanut points at a boogeyman, he's taking something REAL from you and your family and whatnot. Suckas.
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks due process is a hair treatment.
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks due process is a hair treatment.
Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win, y'all.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win, y'all.
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RALEIGH, NC! Valentine's Day weekend! Let's share the love and laugh it off together and whatnot. Tickets at
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
George Wallace at Raleigh Improv
George Wallace biography and upcoming performances at Raleigh Improv. By the age of six, George Wallace knew he wanted to be a comedian. He always enjoyed making people laugh, but he also knew the imp...
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January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
RALEIGH, NC! Valentine's Day weekend! Let's share the love and laugh it off together and whatnot. Tickets at
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.