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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form

"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
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There's no ID in it but pretty sure I found Waldo's wallet
Jules Winnfield's (Sam L. Jackson) wallet from Pulp Fiction but instead of reading BAD MF it now reads STRIPED MOTHER FUCKER
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The guy she tells you not to worry about
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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follow the leader
It’s like photos of Korn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Prometheus (2012) is a Christmas movie.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it. (yep yep)
Signed OST of Cool as Ice featuring Rob Van Winkle, Kristin Minter and a yellow motorcycle with blue and red stripes
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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right?
"What else is in the Teaches of Peaches huh? right?" in the Zohran font
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Playskool My First Glizzy
plastic hotdog grill toy with three dogs in buns with condiments and drinks and little plastic tongs for clakkity-clacking
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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yes!
Red and black "The Hunt For Red October" poster but Sean Connery's profile is replaced by Jar Jar Binks, the Russian sub is replaced by a Gungan Bongo sub and the helicopters are replaced by Trade Federation fighters and the text read THE HUNT FOR BLUE BONGO
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I want to recharge you like a power droid
Youtube video player for Closer by NIN with T. Rezz in goggles singing: 🎵You get me closer to gonk 🎵 with the power droid from Star Wars just over his shoulder (GONK!)
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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just chillin w/ m'homies
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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CTL+SHIFT+DEL
THE WHAT meme with text reading: In lawsuits settlement, Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you two pictures of Mike Johnson's head, one full, one closer-up with text over each reading THE WHAT
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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election results trynna make me feel things
Update of the "Behold the field in which I grow my fvcks" meme, but now says: Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks lay thine eyes vpon it and thov shall see lol ok that's weird wtf" and the empty field now has a field of sunflowers fading into view
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"Smells like Italian BMT."
Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore from the beach scene in Apocalypse Now, but instead of his black felt Stetson calvary hat he's wearing a Subway visor with text reading: "Smell that? You smell that? Onions and mustard, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that."
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
roadside sign with arrow reading DEEP HOLE
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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CONGRATS! WELL DESERVED!
Like A Boss meme showing a stick figure confidently in mid-stride with Ann Telnaes' caricature self-portrait replacing the original head
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
Ripley running through mist and sparks while carrying a startled Jonesy with a xenomorph's shadow looming - by Heather Nesheim
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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🎶 'Cause this is Diller, Diller night
Final shot from Michael Jackson's Thriller video where he turns toward camera and his eye's change, but instead of Michael it's Phyllis Diller
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Gayle would like a word
Gayle King asking "Been to space?"
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Screenshot of the scene from Iron Man where Tony Stark presents the Jericho weapons system with a flourish as the bombs explode behind him but Tony is replaced by Trump doing his mincing, double-fisted grandpa dance
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Cheeseburger Pop-Tart
cheeseburger in a thing pastry shell with an egg (wtf?) and avocado
October 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Queens of the Stone Age debut album (1998)
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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when life gives you lemons, back the fuck up
a mutated lemon with an elongated protuberance that appears to be making a fist, yo should prob just give this lemon my wallet, why risk it
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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*carries lollipop bowl with me everywhere I go
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM