Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
· Nov 21
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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i'm not saying that democratic party representatives are all secretly republicans. i'm not saying they're purposefully trying to make people hate them so trump can do his thing. i'm just saying that it looks that way
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i'm not saying that democratic party representatives are all secretly republicans. i'm not saying they're purposefully trying to make people hate them so trump can do his thing. i'm just saying that it looks that way
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I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
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The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
Now, the formalities of this and that is that Kris Kross ain't comin' off wack. And for all ya'll sucks that don't know?
Check it out
Check it out
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Now, the formalities of this and that is that Kris Kross ain't comin' off wack. And for all ya'll sucks that don't know?
Check it out
Check it out
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This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
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the thing I miss most about the happy days of my youth is probably Leather Tuscadero
March 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the thing I miss most about the happy days of my youth is probably Leather Tuscadero
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didn't make it home in time for cheesesteaks so I'm sadly missed steakum
September 15, 2024 at 5:39 AM
didn't make it home in time for cheesesteaks so I'm sadly missed steakum
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it's genuinely pathetic how badly they fucked the american people in return for nothing, not even a deal but "promises" that republicans will "come to the table" and how unafraid they are to state that outright on national television because they know there are no consequences
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it's genuinely pathetic how badly they fucked the american people in return for nothing, not even a deal but "promises" that republicans will "come to the table" and how unafraid they are to state that outright on national television because they know there are no consequences
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One thing I really enjoy doing is the bare minimum.
June 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One thing I really enjoy doing is the bare minimum.
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seems crazy that they'd only charge a fiona apple what about all the other fruits?
August 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
seems crazy that they'd only charge a fiona apple what about all the other fruits?
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REST OF WORLD: hey little buddy, you ok?
USA: *throat-punches self*
USA: *throat-punches self*
February 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
REST OF WORLD: hey little buddy, you ok?
USA: *throat-punches self*
USA: *throat-punches self*
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You can leadership over a cliff, but you can't make it think.
this is about you @schumer.senate.gov
this is about you @schumer.senate.gov
February 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You can leadership over a cliff, but you can't make it think.
this is about you @schumer.senate.gov
this is about you @schumer.senate.gov
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a watched bear never berensteins
May 12, 2024 at 6:09 PM
a watched bear never berensteins
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
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giving this MONDAY a case of the MEs
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying sounds like someone has a case of the mondays
Alt: Scene from OFFICE SPACE where co-worker walks up and says, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
giving this MONDAY a case of the MEs
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becoming an over-actor is my greatest hambition
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
becoming an over-actor is my greatest hambition
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putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
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How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
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okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.