Tee Cee
@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social
I'm 45th generation Roman, but I don't know them or care.
They/them Trans Femme, Lv. 38 Jewish Anarchist
Speaks in Tongues & Sarcasm
Taken. ❤️ C ☘️
I live somewhere in-between bedlam and squalor,
Scotland, UK 🏴
They/them Trans Femme, Lv. 38 Jewish Anarchist
Speaks in Tongues & Sarcasm
Taken. ❤️ C ☘️
I live somewhere in-between bedlam and squalor,
Scotland, UK 🏴
Pinned
Tee Cee
@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social
· Jun 29
I am currently under construction
Thank you for your patience.
Thank you for your patience.
More blacks
More irish
More dogs
More irish
More dogs
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
More blacks
More irish
More dogs
More irish
More dogs
Its -5 here now.
Its feckin baltic
Its feckin baltic
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Its -5 here now.
Its feckin baltic
Its feckin baltic
Im Scottish, and i know this.
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Im Scottish, and i know this.
Yeah, you got me there
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Yeah, you got me there
Do another sniff, just to be sure
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Do another sniff, just to be sure
He also holds up a scrunched up flag on a pole and used the pole as a theat.
Now that's American
Now that's American
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
He also holds up a scrunched up flag on a pole and used the pole as a theat.
Now that's American
Now that's American
Why do they all have one haircut? They have less choices for haircuts than north Korea
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Why do they all have one haircut? They have less choices for haircuts than north Korea
I am sacrificing my own take out for the week to do this, I dont have much money so the gesture has to be perfect to make up fae all the times she got one for me.
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I am sacrificing my own take out for the week to do this, I dont have much money so the gesture has to be perfect to make up fae all the times she got one for me.
I know exactly what to order down to the dips and drink, just, cant stop her ordering in something or having a deadly petrol station sandwich without her realising what im doing
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I know exactly what to order down to the dips and drink, just, cant stop her ordering in something or having a deadly petrol station sandwich without her realising what im doing
Im ordering C Chinese takeout at her work at midnight because she has paid for like 12 for me since we started dating,
How do I tell a pregnant person they shouldn't eat without giving away the surprise?
How do I tell a pregnant person they shouldn't eat without giving away the surprise?
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Im ordering C Chinese takeout at her work at midnight because she has paid for like 12 for me since we started dating,
How do I tell a pregnant person they shouldn't eat without giving away the surprise?
How do I tell a pregnant person they shouldn't eat without giving away the surprise?
The rules of a black hole imply that time exists so much slower it would be more like putting spaghetti bowl ready meal into a microwave and the last second of radiation never stopping.
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The rules of a black hole imply that time exists so much slower it would be more like putting spaghetti bowl ready meal into a microwave and the last second of radiation never stopping.
Charles kirk had a wife
*HAD*
*HAD*
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Charles kirk had a wife
*HAD*
*HAD*
To get 3 nazi tattoos as one, is never going to be a mistake. Ever.
January 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
To get 3 nazi tattoos as one, is never going to be a mistake. Ever.
See, I was around when the nazi bar problem started. I know how to recognise because im Jewish, they think its a dog whistle but it doesn't take a genius who recognises the symbols to know, that it cant be anything but intentional.
They tried getting in bars with plausible deniability
They tried getting in bars with plausible deniability
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
See, I was around when the nazi bar problem started. I know how to recognise because im Jewish, they think its a dog whistle but it doesn't take a genius who recognises the symbols to know, that it cant be anything but intentional.
They tried getting in bars with plausible deniability
They tried getting in bars with plausible deniability
Thats the familiar lightning bolt making two S which together forms a H.
Can't wait to hear the excuse for this one.
Can't wait to hear the excuse for this one.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Thats the familiar lightning bolt making two S which together forms a H.
Can't wait to hear the excuse for this one.
Can't wait to hear the excuse for this one.
Two nazi tattoos combined to make a H
Thats like so many levels of nazi.
Thats like so many levels of nazi.
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Two nazi tattoos combined to make a H
Thats like so many levels of nazi.
Thats like so many levels of nazi.
If the supermarket has cameras its legal evidence, if you witness them doing a crime with multiple angles from multiple sources, its likely edited and cant be trusted.
January 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If the supermarket has cameras its legal evidence, if you witness them doing a crime with multiple angles from multiple sources, its likely edited and cant be trusted.
If you stole a sandwich from a supermarket now, you'd get the peelers at your door if you made it that far, and they would investigate, the fact they police themselves is sus, because they never find anything, which means the police are shit or, nothing else.
Abolish.
Abolish.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If you stole a sandwich from a supermarket now, you'd get the peelers at your door if you made it that far, and they would investigate, the fact they police themselves is sus, because they never find anything, which means the police are shit or, nothing else.
Abolish.
Abolish.
You imagine if everyone could investigate their own crimes, it would be me you and a few mates not getting arrested and saying we didnae rob the supermarket crisp aisle of takis with faces covered in cheeto dust,sounds mad but thats literally what's happening, and its worse than crisps being nicked
🚨 Vance is at the WH telling exonerative lies about yesterday’s murder by an ICE officer
🚨the US attorney in MN is blocking cooperation between the FBI and state/local criminal investigators
this admin has lost the presumption of regularity
it cannot be allowed to “investigate” its own misdeeds
🚨the US attorney in MN is blocking cooperation between the FBI and state/local criminal investigators
this admin has lost the presumption of regularity
it cannot be allowed to “investigate” its own misdeeds
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
You imagine if everyone could investigate their own crimes, it would be me you and a few mates not getting arrested and saying we didnae rob the supermarket crisp aisle of takis with faces covered in cheeto dust,sounds mad but thats literally what's happening, and its worse than crisps being nicked
I just went to sniff the ramen to see if it made my eyes water and was spicy enough, and i snorted it by accident.
And yeah, it is spicy enough. Fuck. 🤣
And yeah, it is spicy enough. Fuck. 🤣
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I just went to sniff the ramen to see if it made my eyes water and was spicy enough, and i snorted it by accident.
And yeah, it is spicy enough. Fuck. 🤣
And yeah, it is spicy enough. Fuck. 🤣
I reckon if I got every bite that didnt hit my mouth back now, I widnae need to buy food for about 13 years
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I reckon if I got every bite that didnt hit my mouth back now, I widnae need to buy food for about 13 years
I've been eating food for 38 years the now, can I eat without hitting areas not the inside of my mouth?
Can I fuck. Messiest eater ever. World record all years from 1987 to now.
Can I fuck. Messiest eater ever. World record all years from 1987 to now.
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I've been eating food for 38 years the now, can I eat without hitting areas not the inside of my mouth?
Can I fuck. Messiest eater ever. World record all years from 1987 to now.
Can I fuck. Messiest eater ever. World record all years from 1987 to now.