Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Dec 28
do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
well first of all they’re kinda cute
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
well first of all they’re kinda cute
idk but i’m gonna give you a little push just in case
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
idk but i’m gonna give you a little push just in case
well afterwards i was in severe distress
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
well afterwards i was in severe distress
[someone holds out a glass of water]
catherine brent: YAHHhheUHHHhhh
catherine brent: YAHHhheUHHHhhh
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
[someone holds out a glass of water]
catherine brent: YAHHhheUHHHhhh
catherine brent: YAHHhheUHHHhhh
and now time for a quick break from the horrors
enjoy
enjoy
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
and now time for a quick break from the horrors
enjoy
enjoy
ok well i insist on carrying the torch of indignation
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
ok well i insist on carrying the torch of indignation
i know you have to laugh but also sorry that really sucks
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i know you have to laugh but also sorry that really sucks
eh just file off a bit of ear and that should do it
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
eh just file off a bit of ear and that should do it
i hear you but thats literally a picture of me
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i hear you but thats literally a picture of me
i can’t even imagine that such cruelty could exist in human form
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i can’t even imagine that such cruelty could exist in human form
no no i think it’s covered
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
no no i think it’s covered
i don’t even have any nemeses
i just know a woman that would be really sad to hear me say that
i just know a woman that would be really sad to hear me say that
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i don’t even have any nemeses
i just know a woman that would be really sad to hear me say that
i just know a woman that would be really sad to hear me say that
you did the tweet
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
you did the tweet
- men
- sparkling water
- the sun
- sparkling water
- the sun
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
- men
- sparkling water
- the sun
- sparkling water
- the sun
a man saying women are his number one enemy is insane
women are my number four enemy at best
women are my number four enemy at best
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
a man saying women are his number one enemy is insane
women are my number four enemy at best
women are my number four enemy at best
many are saying this
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
many are saying this
they just like us
they just like us
they just like us
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
they just like us
they just like us
they just like us
as soon as i read the word “archetype” i knew where this was going
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
as soon as i read the word “archetype” i knew where this was going
reading this erased my brain like an etch-a-sketch
where am i what’s my name
where am i what’s my name
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
reading this erased my brain like an etch-a-sketch
where am i what’s my name
where am i what’s my name
Reposted by Bar Mageddon
MY NEIGHBORS: jesus christ i can’t believe rob is gettin laid again
ME: and now to put on my other sock
ME: and now to put on my other sock
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
MY NEIGHBORS: jesus christ i can’t believe rob is gettin laid again
ME: and now to put on my other sock
ME: and now to put on my other sock
more like gravitass am i right
- walt whitman
- walt whitman
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM
more like gravitass am i right
- walt whitman
- walt whitman