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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?

sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
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do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
well first of all they’re kinda cute
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
idk but i’m gonna give you a little push just in case
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
well afterwards i was in severe distress
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
got in my mouth
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
[someone holds out a glass of water]

catherine brent: YAHHhheUHHHhhh
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
and now time for a quick break from the horrors

enjoy
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
a rod? i just freestyle it old school

youtu.be/0fyVOd1pNrk
Girl Water Diviner (1954)
YouTube video by British Pathé
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
ok well i insist on carrying the torch of indignation
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
i know you have to laugh but also sorry that really sucks
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
eh just file off a bit of ear and that should do it
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
i hear you but thats literally a picture of me
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i can’t even imagine that such cruelty could exist in human form
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
no no i think it’s covered
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i don’t even have any nemeses

i just know a woman that would be really sad to hear me say that
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
you did the tweet
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
- men
- sparkling water
- the sun
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
a man saying women are his number one enemy is insane

women are my number four enemy at best
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
many are saying this
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
they just like us
they just like us
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
as soon as i read the word “archetype” i knew where this was going
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
reading this erased my brain like an etch-a-sketch

where am i what’s my name
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by Bar Mageddon
MY NEIGHBORS: jesus christ i can’t believe rob is gettin laid again

ME: and now to put on my other sock
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
more like gravitass am i right
- walt whitman
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM