Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
part of the cat-sitting thank you package my sister and brother-in-law sent me home with
“this is good” “this is spicy” i’ll be the judge of that
“this is good” “this is spicy” i’ll be the judge of that
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
part of the cat-sitting thank you package my sister and brother-in-law sent me home with
“this is good” “this is spicy” i’ll be the judge of that
“this is good” “this is spicy” i’ll be the judge of that
remember that lone trader who cost a bank a billion dollars by hiding his losses and continually doubling down on bad bets
the AI boom is just a fyre festival run by versions of that guy
the AI boom is just a fyre festival run by versions of that guy
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
remember that lone trader who cost a bank a billion dollars by hiding his losses and continually doubling down on bad bets
the AI boom is just a fyre festival run by versions of that guy
the AI boom is just a fyre festival run by versions of that guy
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i’m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i’m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence
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the wiener wants what the wiener wants
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
the wiener wants what the wiener wants
not gonna tell you what i did to the biscoff cookie butter but i think you might be able to piece it together
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
not gonna tell you what i did to the biscoff cookie butter but i think you might be able to piece it together
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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i'm chuck schumer and this is the wet paper bag
February 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i'm chuck schumer and this is the wet paper bag
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an anagram for chuck schumer is he r much succk
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
an anagram for chuck schumer is he r much succk
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did you know chuck schumer almost made an appearance in the godfather
yeah originally the guy was going to pull back the covers and find a horse's ass
yeah originally the guy was going to pull back the covers and find a horse's ass
January 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
did you know chuck schumer almost made an appearance in the godfather
yeah originally the guy was going to pull back the covers and find a horse's ass
yeah originally the guy was going to pull back the covers and find a horse's ass
i don't think i could be trusted at a protest right now
stay away from me i am not a survivor
stay away from me i am not a survivor
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i don't think i could be trusted at a protest right now
stay away from me i am not a survivor
stay away from me i am not a survivor
in my scramble to avert this mental dive i’m putting on detroiters for the first time
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
in my scramble to avert this mental dive i’m putting on detroiters for the first time
i’m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i’m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence
you absolutely do NOT have to give it to him for this
coons is still actively voting to confirm trump nominees and is the pinnacle of what’s wrong with the dem establishment
coons is still actively voting to confirm trump nominees and is the pinnacle of what’s wrong with the dem establishment
The government has been shut down for 40 days—the longest in history. All Democrats have fought hard for extending the Affordable Care Act tax credits that make health care affordable for millions. I’m voting against the bill given it doesn’t extend these valuable tax credits.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you absolutely do NOT have to give it to him for this
coons is still actively voting to confirm trump nominees and is the pinnacle of what’s wrong with the dem establishment
coons is still actively voting to confirm trump nominees and is the pinnacle of what’s wrong with the dem establishment
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the great lie is that these "establishment" dems are catering to the right to try to beat republicans.
dems are catering to the right because they're on the fucking right. the stretch for them was catering to the left.
dems are catering to the right because they're on the fucking right. the stretch for them was catering to the left.
March 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the great lie is that these "establishment" dems are catering to the right to try to beat republicans.
dems are catering to the right because they're on the fucking right. the stretch for them was catering to the left.
dems are catering to the right because they're on the fucking right. the stretch for them was catering to the left.
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yeah the GOP is cancer but good lord the dems are like long covid
June 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
yeah the GOP is cancer but good lord the dems are like long covid
rememberance sunday is when i take some time to remember all the things i said i was going to do this weekend
it is traditionally followed by regretful monday
it is traditionally followed by regretful monday
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
rememberance sunday is when i take some time to remember all the things i said i was going to do this weekend
it is traditionally followed by regretful monday
it is traditionally followed by regretful monday
thumbs up thumbs down, should i watch:
- a house of dynamite
- the woman in cabin 10
- detroiters
spoiler alert: almost certainly going to ignore you and watch spy game again
- a house of dynamite
- the woman in cabin 10
- detroiters
spoiler alert: almost certainly going to ignore you and watch spy game again
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
thumbs up thumbs down, should i watch:
- a house of dynamite
- the woman in cabin 10
- detroiters
spoiler alert: almost certainly going to ignore you and watch spy game again
- a house of dynamite
- the woman in cabin 10
- detroiters
spoiler alert: almost certainly going to ignore you and watch spy game again
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thanks for coming out my name’s rob and we are titanic fuck truck
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
thanks for coming out my name’s rob and we are titanic fuck truck
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Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph (Twenty One Pilots) captured alongside Jack White (The White Stripes) on the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Red Carpet.
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
blink 183
you should see the things i decide NOT to post
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
you should see the things i decide NOT to post
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when i fly in it they call it an airfancy
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
when i fly in it they call it an airfancy
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Once you hit 35 you should be allowed to free yourself of your burdensome corporeal form and exist instead as a sort of malevolent vapour hunting men across the bogs
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Once you hit 35 you should be allowed to free yourself of your burdensome corporeal form and exist instead as a sort of malevolent vapour hunting men across the bogs