Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
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i’m either napping or trying to nap, there’s no in between
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
i’m either napping or trying to nap, there’s no in between
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hey [with the intention of asking you to send me $45 to buy hot sauce]
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
hey [with the intention of asking you to send me $45 to buy hot sauce]
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with all the streaming services out there it’s amazing how many great movies aren’t on any of them
July 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
with all the streaming services out there it’s amazing how many great movies aren’t on any of them
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do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
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i was supposed to pick vanilla ice up at the airport one time and was told in no uncertain terms that i was only to call him Mr van winke, his real name being something I hadn’t heard about before, and I laughed so hard they had someone else do it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i was supposed to pick vanilla ice up at the airport one time and was told in no uncertain terms that i was only to call him Mr van winke, his real name being something I hadn’t heard about before, and I laughed so hard they had someone else do it.
me when the outside temps go up overnight
December 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
me when the outside temps go up overnight
by cleverly not eating the burrito earlier i have given my desire for the burrito a chance to marinate and bloom thus enhancing its flavor #foodscience
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
by cleverly not eating the burrito earlier i have given my desire for the burrito a chance to marinate and bloom thus enhancing its flavor #foodscience
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
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the problem with holiday weekends is what day is it where am i
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
the problem with holiday weekends is what day is it where am i
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hey, you know what they say, fucking up is just the first step on the road to fucking up again in a different location
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
hey, you know what they say, fucking up is just the first step on the road to fucking up again in a different location
is there anything more odd than being a person
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
is there anything more odd than being a person
nobody talks about the biggest barrier to running for office which is the running
why can’t i walk for office like why can’t i ride my bike
why can’t i walk for office like why can’t i ride my bike
December 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
nobody talks about the biggest barrier to running for office which is the running
why can’t i walk for office like why can’t i ride my bike
why can’t i walk for office like why can’t i ride my bike
i pretended not to notice when you walked into a parked car outside aldi pls respond
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i pretended not to notice when you walked into a parked car outside aldi pls respond
i do not necessarily prefer a big butt and alcohol told me to say so
I like big butts and I cannot tell if social norms allow me to say so
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i do not necessarily prefer a big butt and alcohol told me to say so
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for roughly the next two weeks, any posts made from this account don't count because alcohol
October 21, 2024 at 8:23 AM
for roughly the next two weeks, any posts made from this account don't count because alcohol
every time i blow my nose is like two hours after i should have blown my nose
it’s fucked up, who procrastinates breathing
it’s fucked up, who procrastinates breathing
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
every time i blow my nose is like two hours after i should have blown my nose
it’s fucked up, who procrastinates breathing
it’s fucked up, who procrastinates breathing
hey, you know what they say, fucking up is just the first step on the road to fucking up again in a different location
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
hey, you know what they say, fucking up is just the first step on the road to fucking up again in a different location
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🎶 Don't Stan, don't Stancil, don't Stancil post @ me
Don't Stand So Close to Me kind of a rude song tbh
May 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🎶 Don't Stan, don't Stancil, don't Stancil post @ me
hey siri how much do ramenfluencers make
December 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hey siri how much do ramenfluencers make
uh oh mount etna is waving the flag and it looks like this volcano wants to fuck everybody
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
uh oh mount etna is waving the flag and it looks like this volcano wants to fuck everybody
from the end of ep 8 all through ep 9, i don’t get carol at all
they did the character dirty imo
they did the character dirty imo
i got beef with pluribus
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
from the end of ep 8 all through ep 9, i don’t get carol at all
they did the character dirty imo
they did the character dirty imo
a tradition at my family’s holiday parties is dad gets a case of sparkling cider that nobody drinks and then i take most of it home with me
and then i just walk around drinking sparkling cider by myself like an 11-year-old who thinks that’s what adults do
and then i just walk around drinking sparkling cider by myself like an 11-year-old who thinks that’s what adults do
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
a tradition at my family’s holiday parties is dad gets a case of sparkling cider that nobody drinks and then i take most of it home with me
and then i just walk around drinking sparkling cider by myself like an 11-year-old who thinks that’s what adults do
and then i just walk around drinking sparkling cider by myself like an 11-year-old who thinks that’s what adults do
buldak spicy ramen personal ranking (in progress)
1. sweet and spicy korean chicken - decent kick, decent BBQ-ish flavor, pretty good
2. carbonara - nice heat, flavor is ok, i might experiment with some new ingredients
3. taco - ok, kinda bland, not as spicy
4. creamy carbonara - mild spice, meh
1. sweet and spicy korean chicken - decent kick, decent BBQ-ish flavor, pretty good
2. carbonara - nice heat, flavor is ok, i might experiment with some new ingredients
3. taco - ok, kinda bland, not as spicy
4. creamy carbonara - mild spice, meh
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
buldak spicy ramen personal ranking (in progress)
1. sweet and spicy korean chicken - decent kick, decent BBQ-ish flavor, pretty good
2. carbonara - nice heat, flavor is ok, i might experiment with some new ingredients
3. taco - ok, kinda bland, not as spicy
4. creamy carbonara - mild spice, meh
1. sweet and spicy korean chicken - decent kick, decent BBQ-ish flavor, pretty good
2. carbonara - nice heat, flavor is ok, i might experiment with some new ingredients
3. taco - ok, kinda bland, not as spicy
4. creamy carbonara - mild spice, meh
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POV: you just profited off of cancer patients but not as much as you coulda
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
POV: you just profited off of cancer patients but not as much as you coulda