Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
sometimes when a yapper is yapping you just let the yapper yap because you love the yapper more than you’re annoyed by the yapping
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
sometimes when a yapper is yapping you just let the yapper yap because you love the yapper more than you’re annoyed by the yapping
so when is the next Iuigi coming out
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
so when is the next Iuigi coming out
i have a confession to make
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i have a confession to make
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
back when my legs were sexier i was shorts-in-winter guy
i absolutely love cold weather but the one problem is my nose will freeze up way before the rest of me
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i absolutely love cold weather but the one problem is my nose will freeze up way before the rest of me
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
i need like a little nose beanie, or a band-aid that warms up or something
sometimes i forget that i can just buy fruit snacks if i want to
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
sometimes i forget that i can just buy fruit snacks if i want to
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they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups
everyone always telling those boys in green to come on
well, they came
well, they came
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
everyone always telling those boys in green to come on
well, they came
well, they came
🎶 P-A-R-R-O-TT
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
🎶 P-A-R-R-O-TT
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
🎶 they hate this man in hun-gary
holy fucking shit
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
holy fucking shit
i was a miserable kid, forever embarrassed, insecure, overwhelmed even then by my own mortality, but still the naivete of youth cut through to grant flickers of joy. the wind on my face during a late-night drive. the laugh of a pretty friend. a euphoric new song.
the door has been shut to me now.
the door has been shut to me now.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i was a miserable kid, forever embarrassed, insecure, overwhelmed even then by my own mortality, but still the naivete of youth cut through to grant flickers of joy. the wind on my face during a late-night drive. the laugh of a pretty friend. a euphoric new song.
the door has been shut to me now.
the door has been shut to me now.
my other account is a communist
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
my other account is a communist
fuck shit piss
i wouldn’t consider it one of the more pressing concerns that has emerged in recent years but the fact that any new story set in present day america now has to address or at least be viewed in the context of The Situation is extremely irritating to me personally
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
fuck shit piss
the closest the intrusive thoughts have ever come to winning was yesterday when i drove someone to the airport and nearly gave myself an aneurysm trying not to bring up the UPS plane crash
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the closest the intrusive thoughts have ever come to winning was yesterday when i drove someone to the airport and nearly gave myself an aneurysm trying not to bring up the UPS plane crash
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
just a twitch away from being like "THE ENGINE JUST FELL OFF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JUST FELL OFF"
🎵 he lies and says he is competent
🎵 fell down did fetterman
🎵 fell down did fetterman
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
🎵 he lies and says he is competent
🎵 fell down did fetterman
🎵 fell down did fetterman
[looking at the clock] oh no
ok that's enough feet for today
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
[looking at the clock] oh no
has the world ever benefited from bsky aaron opening his mouth
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
has the world ever benefited from bsky aaron opening his mouth
recently started watching the man in the high castle and i'm remembering why i didn't get very far the first time. premise is fascinating and starts off strong, but boy does it get bogged down in a hurry
gonna try to at least get into the 2nd season this time (no idea what happens so no spoilers)
gonna try to at least get into the 2nd season this time (no idea what happens so no spoilers)
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
recently started watching the man in the high castle and i'm remembering why i didn't get very far the first time. premise is fascinating and starts off strong, but boy does it get bogged down in a hurry
gonna try to at least get into the 2nd season this time (no idea what happens so no spoilers)
gonna try to at least get into the 2nd season this time (no idea what happens so no spoilers)
if people have changed, you don’t have to move them. they’ve already moved
and if they require some kind of blanket pardon from the entire world and require that the left unquestioningly support their campaign for the fucking senate otherwise they will run back to fascism, then they’re full of shit
and if they require some kind of blanket pardon from the entire world and require that the left unquestioningly support their campaign for the fucking senate otherwise they will run back to fascism, then they’re full of shit
Ok so clearly some folks here are upset that I interviewed Graham Platner.
I think it’s important to explain what the Find Out Podcast is, and how we were born.
In short - our goal is to move men to the left. In order to do that - we have to welcome folks who have changed over time.
I think it’s important to explain what the Find Out Podcast is, and how we were born.
In short - our goal is to move men to the left. In order to do that - we have to welcome folks who have changed over time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
if people have changed, you don’t have to move them. they’ve already moved
and if they require some kind of blanket pardon from the entire world and require that the left unquestioningly support their campaign for the fucking senate otherwise they will run back to fascism, then they’re full of shit
and if they require some kind of blanket pardon from the entire world and require that the left unquestioningly support their campaign for the fucking senate otherwise they will run back to fascism, then they’re full of shit
remember when facebook and twitter banned trump
bluesky would never
bluesky would never
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
remember when facebook and twitter banned trump
bluesky would never
bluesky would never
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isnt chipper a synonym for happy. didnt he want her to go into the wood happy
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
isnt chipper a synonym for happy. didnt he want her to go into the wood happy
i’m glad hitler’s dead come at me mods
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i’m glad hitler’s dead come at me mods
bahn mi
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
bahn mi