VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
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Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
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Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
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Maybe you would feel better if you fucked off.
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My sketch from last night. Such a good boy!
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My sketch from last night. Such a good boy!
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I'll listen to my heart, but let you listen too
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'll listen to my heart, but let you listen too
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I made the dogs some dog
biscuits for Christmas. Monty is being subtle asking for more.
biscuits for Christmas. Monty is being subtle asking for more.
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I made the dogs some dog
biscuits for Christmas. Monty is being subtle asking for more.
biscuits for Christmas. Monty is being subtle asking for more.
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Whoever invented the wrench became a tighten of industry.
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Whoever invented the wrench became a tighten of industry.
Things work until they break.
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Things work until they break.
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you make it starve for a couple weeks?
Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you make it laugh?
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you make it starve for a couple weeks?
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The kid next door got a drum set. On Christmas, we all thought it was cute. On Boxing Day, it’s a angry neighbourhood war.
I saw a squirrel moving house, packing his nuts.
I saw a squirrel moving house, packing his nuts.
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The kid next door got a drum set. On Christmas, we all thought it was cute. On Boxing Day, it’s a angry neighbourhood war.
I saw a squirrel moving house, packing his nuts.
I saw a squirrel moving house, packing his nuts.
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shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
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When you die the funeral director should ask your next of kin if you were a side sleeper
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When you die the funeral director should ask your next of kin if you were a side sleeper
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I know I irritate the cat people when I skeet, "Pspspsps" in their cat photos.
Read it out loud so your kitties know I'm telling them hello, too.
Read it out loud so your kitties know I'm telling them hello, too.
September 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I know I irritate the cat people when I skeet, "Pspspsps" in their cat photos.
Read it out loud so your kitties know I'm telling them hello, too.
Read it out loud so your kitties know I'm telling them hello, too.
Why do I love this so much...
Kobayashi Kiyochika (1847-1915)
Kobayashi Kiyochika (1847-1915)
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why do I love this so much...
Kobayashi Kiyochika (1847-1915)
Kobayashi Kiyochika (1847-1915)
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[pearly gates]
St Peter: Your life could have been an email
Me: (sigh)
St Peter: Your life could have been an email
Me: (sigh)
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
[pearly gates]
St Peter: Your life could have been an email
Me: (sigh)
St Peter: Your life could have been an email
Me: (sigh)
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Damn I’m getting a bunch of new blockers. Was I added to a shithit list? - A bsky memoir
Damn I’m getting a bunch of new followers. Was I added to a starter pack? - A bsky memoir
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Damn I’m getting a bunch of new blockers. Was I added to a shithit list? - A bsky memoir
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I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man
I forgot to put up my 18 inch lime green, black and white Xmas tree. Maybe I'll do it in February.
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I forgot to put up my 18 inch lime green, black and white Xmas tree. Maybe I'll do it in February.
I just pissed off a client, and it feels good.
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I just pissed off a client, and it feels good.
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The power company thinks it's a sweet, gentle thing to send their bill labeled as a "courtesy" notice.
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The power company thinks it's a sweet, gentle thing to send their bill labeled as a "courtesy" notice.
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I do not have a favourite spatula, and this clearly means that I need to buy more spatulas.
I have a favorite spatula.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I do not have a favourite spatula, and this clearly means that I need to buy more spatulas.
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Knowledge is power but the dumbest guy you know is probably doing amazing.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Knowledge is power but the dumbest guy you know is probably doing amazing.
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Reverence
for life and death
and sorrow and joy.
Reverence
for not being ready to heal
until you're ready to heal.
Reverence
for liberating yourself
from the past you grieved.
Reverence
for meaning
and meaningless, too.
Reverence
for poetry and music
and silence, too.
#blueskyrelay #reverence
for life and death
and sorrow and joy.
Reverence
for not being ready to heal
until you're ready to heal.
Reverence
for liberating yourself
from the past you grieved.
Reverence
for meaning
and meaningless, too.
Reverence
for poetry and music
and silence, too.
#blueskyrelay #reverence
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reverence
for life and death
and sorrow and joy.
Reverence
for not being ready to heal
until you're ready to heal.
Reverence
for liberating yourself
from the past you grieved.
Reverence
for meaning
and meaningless, too.
Reverence
for poetry and music
and silence, too.
#blueskyrelay #reverence
for life and death
and sorrow and joy.
Reverence
for not being ready to heal
until you're ready to heal.
Reverence
for liberating yourself
from the past you grieved.
Reverence
for meaning
and meaningless, too.
Reverence
for poetry and music
and silence, too.
#blueskyrelay #reverence
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idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
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i got a bicycle for xmas but now it’s three days of rain. i feel like alanis morissette
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i got a bicycle for xmas but now it’s three days of rain. i feel like alanis morissette
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