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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2

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Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
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Maybe you would feel better if you fucked off.
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unmute me please, need to say something

~me, to my brain
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English.
youtu.be/yiQ7S38nKog?...
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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lying in bed clapping to make the lights turn off (i do not have a clapper)
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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I'm so scared of sharks that I refuse to swim in the ocean. Since I'll never swim in the ocean, I no longer have to be scared of sharks. Since I'm no longer scared of sharks, I can finally swim in the ocean. Yay! *gets eaten by a shark*
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Welp. . .
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Everything’s at dawn. I would lose so many duels just because I was asleep
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Have you lost hundreds, maybe thousands, of great thoughts to post because there wasn't a 'drafts folder'?
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Ftgddujh hfrxvngf jfhjhvf

My first draft!
*hits post*
Woops...
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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i just wanna feel whatever cats do that has them making biscuits
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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will be editing these articles until I die apparently

send memes and animals
and perhaps virtual sedatives
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Like, fuck it all, but aesthetically
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Meal prepping is just fancy way of eating the same leftovers all week.
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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You can just decide to be different, that’s the great part
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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A boisterous group of California #sealions has made their annual return to #Victoria and it’s catching the attention of nearby residents. cheknews.ca/the-boys-are... via @cheknews.ca
The boys are back in town: A symphony of male sea lions echoes off Victoria waters
The sea lions' sea symphony in the waters off Victoria entertain the locals in their annual migration north of the border
cheknews.ca
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Wouldn't it be nice if people asked if now is a convenient time to talk instead of just hijacking your time and energy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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one time i threatened to jump off a cliff but it was just a bluff
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Sometime you have to Google "what is the ovulation cycle of Asian water buffalo" just to teach the algorithm they don't know shit about you
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM