T
LightNews LightNews
banner
mamafirefly.bsky.social
T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
9.1K followers 1.6K following 11K posts
Atomic
Destination Unknown

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3qrdszbx6hvwq72xroy5chc/feed/aaab6vlhlmx22
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
mamafirefly.bsky.social
T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · Oct 9
that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later
Reposted by T
beaveinflow.bsky.social
You look like eerie, jaunty piano music plays every time you enter a room.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
mamafirefly.bsky.social
i know you mean well but let’s work on your delivery

*cats 😳
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Reposted by T
grommit56.bsky.social
Oh what a wicked web we weave when we like weave wicked webs and shit like that.
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by T
grommit56.bsky.social
Well, I've made it an hour so far at work and haven't fucked up the date yet.
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by T
ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
Just bought tickets to De La Soul in Feb. Back on my BS.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
mamafirefly.bsky.social
hey gamers upgrade your GPU now
pricing possibly astronomical in the near future
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Reposted by T
augustreverie.bsky.social
I think I woke up shorter
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by T
augustreverie.bsky.social
Melancholy is preferable to anxiety, I suppose
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by T
augustreverie.bsky.social
Hey, okay, but like… what the fuck, actually?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by T
augustreverie.bsky.social
I opened the freezer looking for junk food and a pot pie flew out at my face like “bitch, eat a vegetable or two”
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by T
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
The soundtrack of my seclusion is all B-sides.
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Reposted by T
beaveinflow.bsky.social
You never truly understand moonlight until everything else is pitch black.
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Reposted by T
sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
said i was making jambalaya for dinner and immediately my dad and kids starting singing the jambalaya song and i wish i could bottle this spontaneous moment of joy and keep it with me forever
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by T
myhiveaway.bsky.social
Someone who sees you.
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by T
myhiveaway.bsky.social
I have a date with a puzzle.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by T
daddyjew.bsky.social
if at first you don’t succeed, settle down and take a nap. you gave it your best shot champ
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
mamafirefly.bsky.social
not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Reposted by T
lacroixboi.dadguy.help
for sale: pear tree. partridge died
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by T
lacroixboi.dadguy.help
if you open a la croix now it will still have no flavor in the new year
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by T
lacroixboi.dadguy.help
there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by T
patnspankme.bsky.social
you know first aid? followed
January 2, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by T
kwkorpi.bsky.social
I don’t have anxiety, I have premonitions in business casual.
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by T
priest74.bsky.social
I'm really too tired for all that.

Me, to everything.
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by T
priest74.bsky.social
Everything is questionable. And I'm no longer asking.
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Reposted by T
daddyjew.bsky.social
sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM