Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jul 19
Inside this wolf there are 2 me's and this wolf's therapy bills are absolutely astronomical.
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Stop giving bad people the benefit of doubt. They know what they're doing.
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Stop giving bad people the benefit of doubt. They know what they're doing.
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I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
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While Canada gave us rivals-to-lovers gay hockey romance and emotional healing, the U.S. chose enemies-to-war crimes instead.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
While Canada gave us rivals-to-lovers gay hockey romance and emotional healing, the U.S. chose enemies-to-war crimes instead.
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If you think you're bad at your job, remember UN exists.
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
If you think you're bad at your job, remember UN exists.
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does anyone have a few magic beans they’re willing to part with?
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
does anyone have a few magic beans they’re willing to part with?
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All that Oceania's citizens need to know about the world is whatever the Party wants them to know.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
All that Oceania's citizens need to know about the world is whatever the Party wants them to know.
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They will keep on doing things because we are allowing them to do things.
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
They will keep on doing things because we are allowing them to do things.
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In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
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Unpopular opinion: maybe run the country you were elected to lead before adding another one to the list?
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Unpopular opinion: maybe run the country you were elected to lead before adding another one to the list?
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never thought about who i was kissing at midnight because ive been making out with your profile dolls for months.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
never thought about who i was kissing at midnight because ive been making out with your profile dolls for months.
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We just finished a year, do we really have to start a new one?
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
We just finished a year, do we really have to start a new one?
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My son just exorcist puked all over my car (and purse) but said the Buc-ee's Icee was still worth it
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My son just exorcist puked all over my car (and purse) but said the Buc-ee's Icee was still worth it
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Almost like the FIFA peace prize meant nothing
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Almost like the FIFA peace prize meant nothing
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i know you mean well but let’s work on your delivery
*cats 😳
*cats 😳
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i know you mean well but let’s work on your delivery
*cats 😳
*cats 😳
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new year, same you
just be honest
just be honest
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
new year, same you
just be honest
just be honest
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I hope the dems write a really strong letter today with a lot of grrs and huffs
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I hope the dems write a really strong letter today with a lot of grrs and huffs
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not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
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God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”
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I have $-20 in my account, BUT I have two pretty cool Christmas gifts coming in the mail next week— so who’s actually winning at life (me)
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I have $-20 in my account, BUT I have two pretty cool Christmas gifts coming in the mail next week— so who’s actually winning at life (me)
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Damn, boy. Is your name sleep?
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
January 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Damn, boy. Is your name sleep?
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
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Intrusive Thought of the Day:
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Intrusive Thought of the Day:
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
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if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any
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just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.
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we need a Disney princess who’s ready to throw down against other Disney princesses
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
we need a Disney princess who’s ready to throw down against other Disney princesses