Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Until social media I was unaware that I even had a butthole.
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Doom scrolling through the TV feels so analog right now.
Time for a peanut butter and napalm jelly sandwich.
Time for a peanut butter and napalm jelly sandwich.
February 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Doom scrolling through the TV feels so analog right now.
Time for a peanut butter and napalm jelly sandwich.
Time for a peanut butter and napalm jelly sandwich.
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I think curlers ought to be able to body check the other team to keep them from sweeping their stones out of the scoring area.
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I think curlers ought to be able to body check the other team to keep them from sweeping their stones out of the scoring area.
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Gauging the country’s mood by how many empty nip bottles are in the plow glaciers
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Gauging the country’s mood by how many empty nip bottles are in the plow glaciers
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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look, dancing with my pants down in front of the Arby’s might not be the best way to earn money but at least I’m my own boss
February 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
look, dancing with my pants down in front of the Arby’s might not be the best way to earn money but at least I’m my own boss
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my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
February 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
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Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform.
I thought it was a bit odd.
Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
I thought it was a bit odd.
Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
February 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform.
I thought it was a bit odd.
Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
I thought it was a bit odd.
Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
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[panera]
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
[panera]
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
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Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
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Joy is tempered by the jerks with whom we have to deal.
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Joy is tempered by the jerks with whom we have to deal.
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shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
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Sorry for the way that I am. I've had a tummy ache since 2017.
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Sorry for the way that I am. I've had a tummy ache since 2017.
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if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
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Colbert and Kimmel have met the moment under our slide into fascism in a way that institutions, press, and the Democratic Party haven’t
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Colbert and Kimmel have met the moment under our slide into fascism in a way that institutions, press, and the Democratic Party haven’t
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Will DHS ask BlueSky for my skeets that are critical of ICE? Will they also take the time to savor my many, many skeets about bearded clams?
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Will DHS ask BlueSky for my skeets that are critical of ICE? Will they also take the time to savor my many, many skeets about bearded clams?
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
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(slamming fists on the table) WHERE WAS GONDOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE THIRD??
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
(slamming fists on the table) WHERE WAS GONDOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE THIRD??
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if any of y’all are in quirky indie bands and looking for an accordion to punch up your sound my influenza lungs are ready to put on little suspenders and bolo ties and get to work
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
if any of y’all are in quirky indie bands and looking for an accordion to punch up your sound my influenza lungs are ready to put on little suspenders and bolo ties and get to work
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Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
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A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.
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*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
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Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
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Is Jeopardy getting harder? I think it’s getting harder. I can still nose whistle the theme song though
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Is Jeopardy getting harder? I think it’s getting harder. I can still nose whistle the theme song though
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Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.