Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jul 19
Inside this wolf there are 2 me's and this wolf's therapy bills are absolutely astronomical.
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All that Oceania's citizens need to know about the world is whatever the Party wants them to know.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
All that Oceania's citizens need to know about the world is whatever the Party wants them to know.
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They will keep on doing things because we are allowing them to do things.
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
They will keep on doing things because we are allowing them to do things.
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In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
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Unpopular opinion: maybe run the country you were elected to lead before adding another one to the list?
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Unpopular opinion: maybe run the country you were elected to lead before adding another one to the list?
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never thought about who i was kissing at midnight because ive been making out with your profile dolls for months.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
never thought about who i was kissing at midnight because ive been making out with your profile dolls for months.
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We just finished a year, do we really have to start a new one?
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
We just finished a year, do we really have to start a new one?
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My son just exorcist puked all over my car (and purse) but said the Buc-ee's Icee was still worth it
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My son just exorcist puked all over my car (and purse) but said the Buc-ee's Icee was still worth it
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Almost like the FIFA peace prize meant nothing
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Almost like the FIFA peace prize meant nothing
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i know you mean well but let’s work on your delivery
*cats 😳
*cats 😳
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i know you mean well but let’s work on your delivery
*cats 😳
*cats 😳
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new year, same you
just be honest
just be honest
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
new year, same you
just be honest
just be honest
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I hope the dems write a really strong letter today with a lot of grrs and huffs
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I hope the dems write a really strong letter today with a lot of grrs and huffs
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not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
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God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”
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I have $-20 in my account, BUT I have two pretty cool Christmas gifts coming in the mail next week— so who’s actually winning at life (me)
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I have $-20 in my account, BUT I have two pretty cool Christmas gifts coming in the mail next week— so who’s actually winning at life (me)
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Damn, boy. Is your name sleep?
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
January 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Damn, boy. Is your name sleep?
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
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Intrusive Thought of the Day:
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Intrusive Thought of the Day:
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
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if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any
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just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.
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we need a Disney princess who’s ready to throw down against other Disney princesses
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
we need a Disney princess who’s ready to throw down against other Disney princesses
Well, I've made it an hour so far at work and haven't fucked up the date yet.
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Well, I've made it an hour so far at work and haven't fucked up the date yet.
Oh what a wicked web we weave when we like weave wicked webs and shit like that.
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Oh what a wicked web we weave when we like weave wicked webs and shit like that.
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*logs on to hopefully lift spirits*
*scrolls thoughtfully*
*puts phone down*
*runs into traffic*
*scrolls thoughtfully*
*puts phone down*
*runs into traffic*
April 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
*logs on to hopefully lift spirits*
*scrolls thoughtfully*
*puts phone down*
*runs into traffic*
*scrolls thoughtfully*
*puts phone down*
*runs into traffic*
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I am a train wreck, but the train was full of glitter.
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I am a train wreck, but the train was full of glitter.
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Please help, I released my inhibitions and they're taking over the local ecosystem and disturbing the biodiversity
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Please help, I released my inhibitions and they're taking over the local ecosystem and disturbing the biodiversity