Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Seeing snow covering the campground. I notice the one site with thumping music and flashing lights and all I can think is now must be the winter of our disco tents.
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One winning scratch off and I'm going to act like I don't know any of you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One winning scratch off and I'm going to act like I don't know any of you.
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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“Mar-a-Lago Face” is such a fascinating phenomenon to me. This section of history will read like a communist agitprop SF novel.
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Mar-a-Lago Face” is such a fascinating phenomenon to me. This section of history will read like a communist agitprop SF novel.
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
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Just saw a guy with a T-shirt that said, “Govern Me Harder.” Weren’t these the “Don’t Tread on Me” people?
It’s such a cult.
It’s such a cult.
September 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just saw a guy with a T-shirt that said, “Govern Me Harder.” Weren’t these the “Don’t Tread on Me” people?
It’s such a cult.
It’s such a cult.
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My alt just unfollowed me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My alt just unfollowed me.
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
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Morning has broken
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Morning has broken
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"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
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Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
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i am in my dark winter suffering cocoon rn but i promise one day soon i will emerge a fucking hilarious goofball butterfly
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i am in my dark winter suffering cocoon rn but i promise one day soon i will emerge a fucking hilarious goofball butterfly
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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Senate Democrats playing poker, have a Royal flush…
Dealer: What’s your bet?
Senate Democrats: Fold
Dealer: What’s your bet?
Senate Democrats: Fold
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Senate Democrats playing poker, have a Royal flush…
Dealer: What’s your bet?
Senate Democrats: Fold
Dealer: What’s your bet?
Senate Democrats: Fold
Ok, let me get this straight. In order for the Senate Democrats cave in to work, Johnson will have to call the house back in to session. Meaning he has to swear the new one in and then this vote on the Epstein files happens.
Gotta love the games they play while people go broke.
Gotta love the games they play while people go broke.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ok, let me get this straight. In order for the Senate Democrats cave in to work, Johnson will have to call the house back in to session. Meaning he has to swear the new one in and then this vote on the Epstein files happens.
Gotta love the games they play while people go broke.
Gotta love the games they play while people go broke.
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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I wish I lived in precented times.
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I wish I lived in precented times.
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Eru Ilúvatar really liked creating things in Eä. He found it truly hobbit forming.
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Eru Ilúvatar really liked creating things in Eä. He found it truly hobbit forming.
"Read em and meep boys."
Beaker playing poker.
Beaker playing poker.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Read em and meep boys."
Beaker playing poker.
Beaker playing poker.
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Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
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If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
~~~~~ Harry Truman
~~~~~ Harry Truman
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
~~~~~ Harry Truman
~~~~~ Harry Truman
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[inventor of the bungee jump] no, you go first.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
[inventor of the bungee jump] no, you go first.
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I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
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I don't flirt. Ever since my brother died in the great Flirting War of 2013.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don't flirt. Ever since my brother died in the great Flirting War of 2013.
Sometimes I like to lay half naked in the woods. Feeling the bugs crawl over me and the squirrels sniffing me out.
It's usually when I'm really drunk and my wife calls it passing out but whatever.
It's usually when I'm really drunk and my wife calls it passing out but whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sometimes I like to lay half naked in the woods. Feeling the bugs crawl over me and the squirrels sniffing me out.
It's usually when I'm really drunk and my wife calls it passing out but whatever.
It's usually when I'm really drunk and my wife calls it passing out but whatever.