Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Seeing snow covering the campground. I notice the one site with thumping music and flashing lights and all I can think is now must be the winter of our disco tents.
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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bout to eat a pie that was best before today. I'm like if a woman was really chill
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
bout to eat a pie that was best before today. I'm like if a woman was really chill
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Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
You can disable quote posts?
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You can disable quote posts?
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You can top my sweet potato casserole with your marshmallows if you wanna
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You can top my sweet potato casserole with your marshmallows if you wanna
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One time my wife was watching a documentary on arranged marriages and I called them 'dulyweds' lol and now I sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One time my wife was watching a documentary on arranged marriages and I called them 'dulyweds' lol and now I sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.
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Your honor, are you judging me?
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Your honor, are you judging me?
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Look, it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it (sweet and spicy BBQ sauce)
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Look, it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it (sweet and spicy BBQ sauce)
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I bet ol Bill pissed on him too.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I bet ol Bill pissed on him too.
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Einstein used to stare at his cousins cleavage.
He was studying the theory of relativititty.
He was studying the theory of relativititty.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Einstein used to stare at his cousins cleavage.
He was studying the theory of relativititty.
He was studying the theory of relativititty.
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Most of my boner posts are evergreen.
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Most of my boner posts are evergreen.
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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I love Joe Versus The Volcano and also love orange soda
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I love Joe Versus The Volcano and also love orange soda
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It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
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I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
Just saw on a TikTok that as of yesterday, Nov 13, Voyager 1 is 1 full light day away from Earth.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just saw on a TikTok that as of yesterday, Nov 13, Voyager 1 is 1 full light day away from Earth.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
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"Your life has no direction."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Your life has no direction."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
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Weird girls don't get catty when a new weird girl shows up at work. We form a coven
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Weird girls don't get catty when a new weird girl shows up at work. We form a coven
Why call it rubber dogshit when the word shampoo was available?
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why call it rubber dogshit when the word shampoo was available?
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If you show me yours, I'll show you mine...
Record collections, that is.
Record collections, that is.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you show me yours, I'll show you mine...
Record collections, that is.
Record collections, that is.
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If you put any more testosterone into me I become too sexy, like those Right, Said Fred guys.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you put any more testosterone into me I become too sexy, like those Right, Said Fred guys.
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A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant
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My sock keeps slipping down and bunching up inside my shoe and it's making me want to commit crimes
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My sock keeps slipping down and bunching up inside my shoe and it's making me want to commit crimes
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Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.