Jez
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Jez
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· Nov 6
Protect the books
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The term “Romance Language” can be traced to a Southern European custom (first practiced by the French) of choosing the gender of individual nouns by fucking objects one by one and then engaging in rigorous debate in the salons and streets.
March 31, 2024 at 4:34 PM
The term “Romance Language” can be traced to a Southern European custom (first practiced by the French) of choosing the gender of individual nouns by fucking objects one by one and then engaging in rigorous debate in the salons and streets.
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Who up Greating they Expectations
Who up wuthering they heights
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Who up Greating they Expectations
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me, getting out of bed:
the bowl i’m about to smoke:
the bowl i’m about to smoke:
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
me, getting out of bed:
the bowl i’m about to smoke:
the bowl i’m about to smoke:
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This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
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ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
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WIFE: So what did you do today?
ME: I wrote a movie where Cupid was a Stormtrooper. Calling it Love Inaccurately.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
ME: I wrote a movie where Cupid was a Stormtrooper. Calling it Love Inaccurately.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
WIFE: So what did you do today?
ME: I wrote a movie where Cupid was a Stormtrooper. Calling it Love Inaccurately.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
ME: I wrote a movie where Cupid was a Stormtrooper. Calling it Love Inaccurately.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
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I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘
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I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
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I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
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The universe is punishing us for killing that gorilla
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The universe is punishing us for killing that gorilla
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And then it got weird..My memior.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
And then it got weird..My memior.
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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Meet at the halfway point between our two countries and chill?
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Meet at the halfway point between our two countries and chill?
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
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Sex so good you start stuttering.
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Sex so good you start stuttering.
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Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
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Thanks to everyone who ignored me today. You’re the real MVPs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Thanks to everyone who ignored me today. You’re the real MVPs.
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I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same
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My entire personality is a trauma response
June 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My entire personality is a trauma response
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
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Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick