Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
Badly wired
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Jez
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· Nov 6
Protect the books
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When I had a knee replaced 2 years ago I was back on the golf course in 7 weeks. Now I haven't swung a club since May. The back surgery was in Sept. TBH, I've been a bit scared to see how it feels.
And the 2 feet of snow on the ground the last 3 weeks is a bit of an impediment too.
And the 2 feet of snow on the ground the last 3 weeks is a bit of an impediment too.
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When I had a knee replaced 2 years ago I was back on the golf course in 7 weeks. Now I haven't swung a club since May. The back surgery was in Sept. TBH, I've been a bit scared to see how it feels.
And the 2 feet of snow on the ground the last 3 weeks is a bit of an impediment too.
And the 2 feet of snow on the ground the last 3 weeks is a bit of an impediment too.
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Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
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Someday a future people will find these posts in a peat bog and not understand what they are for.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Someday a future people will find these posts in a peat bog and not understand what they are for.
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Babe let’s just stop paying all these companies. They don’t deserve it
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Babe let’s just stop paying all these companies. They don’t deserve it
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Digging so far down that when the walls of my grave collapse in around me, the weight of the dirt turns my bones to diamonds.
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Digging so far down that when the walls of my grave collapse in around me, the weight of the dirt turns my bones to diamonds.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
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Less cluster, more fuck.
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Less cluster, more fuck.
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losing my fucking mind as a little treat
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
losing my fucking mind as a little treat
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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legally im not allowed to discuss what i did for the klondike bar
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
legally im not allowed to discuss what i did for the klondike bar
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
Seeing new snow land on old snow is pissing me off
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Seeing new snow land on old snow is pissing me off
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Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
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I’d share my astronaut ice cream with you.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I’d share my astronaut ice cream with you.
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Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
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I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
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*seductively recedes into the nothingness
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*seductively recedes into the nothingness
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Getting mansplained just to feel something
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Getting mansplained just to feel something
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This 10,000-year-old supernova remnant is known as the Garlic Nebula. My photo is how it appeared 10,000 years ago. It's estimated to be 100 light-years in diameter. 😎
High-resolution version: app.astrobin.com/i/tl6xtn
High-resolution version: app.astrobin.com/i/tl6xtn
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
This 10,000-year-old supernova remnant is known as the Garlic Nebula. My photo is how it appeared 10,000 years ago. It's estimated to be 100 light-years in diameter. 😎
High-resolution version: app.astrobin.com/i/tl6xtn
High-resolution version: app.astrobin.com/i/tl6xtn
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Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
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In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
Falling for a small town guy until he opens his mouth about politics 😬
February 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Falling for a small town guy until he opens his mouth about politics 😬
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enough of this slim Jim bullshit. bring me the full Jim
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
enough of this slim Jim bullshit. bring me the full Jim