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Protect the books
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A boy band for modern times, N'SAID.
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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The term “Romance Language” can be traced to a Southern European custom (first practiced by the French) of choosing the gender of individual nouns by fucking objects one by one and then engaging in rigorous debate in the salons and streets.
March 31, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Who up Greating they Expectations
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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me, getting out of bed:

the bowl i’m about to smoke:
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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WIFE: So what did you do today?

ME: I wrote a movie where Cupid was a Stormtrooper. Calling it Love Inaccurately.

HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Specific Hospital
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The universe is punishing us for killing that gorilla
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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And then it got weird..My memior.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Meet at the halfway point between our two countries and chill?
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Sex so good you start stuttering.
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM