Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
Badly wired
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Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Protect the books
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I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
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I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
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The universe is punishing us for killing that gorilla
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The universe is punishing us for killing that gorilla
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And then it got weird..My memior.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
And then it got weird..My memior.
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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Meet at the halfway point between our two countries and chill?
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Meet at the halfway point between our two countries and chill?
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
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Sex so good you start stuttering.
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Sex so good you start stuttering.
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Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
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Thanks to everyone who ignored me today. You’re the real MVPs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Thanks to everyone who ignored me today. You’re the real MVPs.
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I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same
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My entire personality is a trauma response
June 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My entire personality is a trauma response
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
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Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
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A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.
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Have you lost hundreds, maybe thousands, of great thoughts to post because there wasn't a 'drafts folder'?
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Have you lost hundreds, maybe thousands, of great thoughts to post because there wasn't a 'drafts folder'?
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
YOU may be entitled to 'drafts folder' compensation!
I’m not gonna call him a liar. He’s just reckless with the truth
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’m not gonna call him a liar. He’s just reckless with the truth
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I grew up hearing my dad’s friends come in the front door yelling “Jibaro!”.
It means hillbilly.
~ growing up Puerto Rican
It means hillbilly.
~ growing up Puerto Rican
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I grew up hearing my dad’s friends come in the front door yelling “Jibaro!”.
It means hillbilly.
~ growing up Puerto Rican
It means hillbilly.
~ growing up Puerto Rican
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[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
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You don't bring a knife to a gunfight, and you don't bring Kid Rock to a culture war.
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
You don't bring a knife to a gunfight, and you don't bring Kid Rock to a culture war.
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there’s no law that says you have to get out of bed on a day off. you can just fucking lay there
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
there’s no law that says you have to get out of bed on a day off. you can just fucking lay there
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“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
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american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun