Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
Badly wired
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A single weekend marriage? I would in fact be amenable to microdosing a relationship for 48 hours. That’s all I got tho
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A single weekend marriage? I would in fact be amenable to microdosing a relationship for 48 hours. That’s all I got tho
I will destroy you in the best possible way
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I will destroy you in the best possible way
You think so? How’s my grammar? I drank malt liquor tonight lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You think so? How’s my grammar? I drank malt liquor tonight lol
Don’t go too far, my last ex was a Balrog 😉
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Don’t go too far, my last ex was a Balrog 😉
There’s been a lot of fuckery over the years. This one time I helped my friend throw a hotel mattress into a hotel pool bc she was pissed off at the room service for stealing from her. That was pretty funny lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There’s been a lot of fuckery over the years. This one time I helped my friend throw a hotel mattress into a hotel pool bc she was pissed off at the room service for stealing from her. That was pretty funny lol
wtf there’s Winter Olympics? Omg no I’m so totally stuck in flight or fight that I honest to God have no idea what is going on in the rest of the world
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
wtf there’s Winter Olympics? Omg no I’m so totally stuck in flight or fight that I honest to God have no idea what is going on in the rest of the world
Reveal yourself and I’ll moot you ifn you should so mind to
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reveal yourself and I’ll moot you ifn you should so mind to
Drinkin lol. And you guys, really. Thank fuck we have each other
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Drinkin lol. And you guys, really. Thank fuck we have each other
You like? I tried changing it but it just wasn’t right ykwim?
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You like? I tried changing it but it just wasn’t right ykwim?
The stars shine for you 🫶
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The stars shine for you 🫶
Accidentally left the porch light on at Kel’s and kids showed up pounding on the door. She was like we don’t have anything! I saw fortune cookies sitting on her counter & gave them to the kids and they were thrilled! They went running to their parents. They’re like “we got fortune cookies!!!”
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Accidentally left the porch light on at Kel’s and kids showed up pounding on the door. She was like we don’t have anything! I saw fortune cookies sitting on her counter & gave them to the kids and they were thrilled! They went running to their parents. They’re like “we got fortune cookies!!!”
Are you that 34 y/o guy I boned on Halloween? If so then absolutely yes
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Are you that 34 y/o guy I boned on Halloween? If so then absolutely yes
