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Jez
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · Nov 6
Protect the books
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daddyjew.bsky.social
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Any room can be a panic room if you have enough anxiety
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
My two cents doesn’t amount to much change, so I keep it.
April 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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pandamoanimum.bsky.social
You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.

Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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kimmysunshine.bsky.social
People that can’t choke out an apology when they very clearly did wrong? They just be extra nice and kiss your ass royally so you’ll forget? Fuck those people.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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the-weedwitch.bsky.social
hot singles in your area are single for a reason
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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samuelhlowe.bsky.social
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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fulkery.bsky.social
3 quilts and 0 pants, let’s go
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
me when i guy i just met bets me 5 bucks i won't get naked and rip off my own face
painting of a man crouching in a corner tearing his face off with his hands
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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potshopboy.bsky.social
We're not addicted to scrolling, we're just constantly looking for what scrolling doesn't provide.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
they should invent movies that are shorter
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Holiday spirit has been canceled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
go away responsibilities, nobody likes you
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Normies love to let you shadow them for a day but to their aura it's always noon
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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runoldman.bsky.social
Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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ianboudreau.com
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
ahh yes, another morning… fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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juiceticles.bsky.social
Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Check in on your nemesis. Make sure they're doing poorly in these trying times. Says Skeletor checking in with He-Man.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
jez1.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM