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Amanda
@pandamoanimum.bsky.social
Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess.

https://ko-fi.com/pandamoanimum

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A thread of silly videos I've made (most of which are over a minute long, so have to be posted via YouTube links)

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6...
Dirty Dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
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Show me a dog owner who says they don’t have a special voice that they use when talking to their dog and I’ll show you a liar.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
To the people letting off the fireworks that are terrifying my dog, I wish you a lifetime of having to wash up bowls that have had Weetabix in them but haven’t been put into soak.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I love that little rhyme about today’s date.

“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”

Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by Amanda
Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I’ll be spending Halloween night sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell, hoping whoever is outside just goes away and leaves me alone. Just as I do every other night of the year.
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s that time of year again when I remember that most kids these days will never know the indignity of having to wear a Halloween costume that their mum made them out of a black plastic bin bag.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Reposted by Amanda
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year. Here's a selfie of my costume.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Reposted by Amanda
Postman Pat - The Horror Version.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmVx...
Postman Pat - The horror version.
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Still love the two reviews that were left for this Halloween doll on the Asda website.
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Just saw a video on Instagram where a young influencer woman was showing her bedroom and pointed out all the ‘cute vintage trinkets from the late 1900s’ she’d used to decorate it.

I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Shout out to all owners whose pets don’t understand the clocks went back so will still trying to get you to feed them dinner an hour earlier than usual.
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My brain: Needs to use GPS when I’m driving to remember how to get to a place I’ve previously driven to multiple times before.

Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When you order a ventriloquist dummy from Temu.
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“If Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife, then what happened to Rose’s husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife getting it on with the big boat fling bloke?”

“I meant questions about the job”

“Oh. What time is our lunch break?”
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me: Ah, time to go to sleep. All ready to drift off in the lovely peace and quiet.

My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.
October 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Remembering the time this sponsored advert popped up on Facebook, and at first I thought it was for Halloween knickers.
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
September 30th vs October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I love crisp Autumn mornings.

I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.
September 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Remembering the time I did a huge double take in Aldi.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I was going to make a joke about homeopathy, but it didn't work.
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM